• How I almost had sex with a random stranger today
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So I came back home just now. One the way back, my mom called and asked me to go buy one lemon and some butter because she wanted to make some apple pie. I did so, and that took me onto a detour and an adventure. Sort of. I was at a light after I stopped at the supermarket. I look to my left, and there is a woman putting makeup on. She seemed to be in her 30s. White, maybe part asian. I kept on starring at her. Just before the light turned green, she looked at me, and instead of my usual reaction of looking to the front immediately because of being shy, I smiled at her. I wasn't sure what she was thinking, but I played it cool and just drove. After about 100 yards or so, she merged behind me. I could see her in my rear view mirror, and she was looking at me and smiling. I pulled into the middle lane to make a left into my housing complex street, and she did the same. I looked at her for a while, and I think she knew that I was looking at her. We both went into the street. I took my chances and took the first side street to the right. She didn't. I looked back, and I saw her reaching her head over to the passenger side. She looked at me with a smile. The side street wasn't the street that I lived on. Frankly, I wasn't sure what I was doing. I sure had that exciting rush though. Sorry. My heart is pounding right now. Now I know that she is a distant neighbor. Do you think that if I go that route and go on that time every day for the rest of the month that I will see her again?
Holy shit you were so close to having sex. HOLY SHIT
girl smiles at you >she wants to fuck
How does that even come close to having sex?
Well this was a disappointment.
you've learned how to have sex with clothes on?
hmm that girl is smiling at me WHIP OUT MY DICK
"Look at that guy's shit car. Lmao I gotta take another look, I'm gonna follow him. One last l-OH GOD HE SAW ME FUCK"
OP is 12
I was 10 years old. A random boy at the same age came to be and shot me with a water pistol. We both laughed. Never knew I was that close to gay sex, shit.
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;25538295]you've learned how to have sex with clothes on?[/QUOTE] While in different cars That's a skill
That was the most amazing sex story I've ever read. I'm so fucking horny now. ...
car sex, kinky
I'm so horny right now I'm going to fuck a car exhaust
If the OP ever has [i]real[/i] sex then he/she will be pleasently suprised. Untill then, however, he/she remains in the dark.
I don't believe this, I wish I would sometimes be so close to having sex.. I mean sitting in a car, having absolutely no connection to a female driver. Your dick was almost connecting to her pussy across the windows. FUCK I'm jealous.
I see that nobody [b]gave a fuck[/b] about you.... :smug:
[QUOTE=Endgame23;25538332]OP is 12[/QUOTE] Apparently 12 year olds can drive cars now
I am disappointed.
every post in this thread is fucking hilarious and op is just horny as fuck
You are so fucking stupid,
this chick looked at me today its like our eyes fucked
OP is a sweaty nerd.
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;25538295]you've learned how to have sex with clothes on?[/QUOTE] Nah, he just dropped the bomb early. I mean, that's close enough, right?
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;25538388]this chick looked at me today its like our eyes fucked[/QUOTE] Actually girls are perfectly capable of giving you that look just that makes you want to glance back to make sure she was looking at you. And when you look back and she's still looking, depending on how sexy the look is, she can want your dick by just looking at you.
Just because some one smiled does not mean that they want to jump into bed with you.
Sex with random people is the best. I saw this 82 year old man crossing the road look at me in the eyes, as if he wanted me to ram his ass. So that's exactly what I did.
wow you're sad
Shit, that was some intense reading right there. Now my heart is pounding!
They let 12-year-olds drive now?
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