Bryan Fischer (Talk radio nutjob) says Turkeys are part of an Islamic plot to take over the United S
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Yeah. It's from Right Wing Media Watch but the clip itself is legit.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXg3CWe3rSk[/media]
I really wish I could be joking about that. This is yet another example of the 'islamification' conspiracies in the United States concerning the preparation of Halal meats (I believe Campbell Soups was also a victim of this once), this time in regards to Butterball Turkeys (in case you didn't get that, he repeats it like 10 times). It really saddens me that people can be that stupid, much less the people who actually buy into his trash.
And as an added bonus, he refers to Pamela Geller as an "American Thinker". That tells you the validity of his 'sources' in regards to EVERY Butterball Turkey coming in this form. Nevermind the hate he spews out anyways, or the nonsense when trying to see which form of animal slaughter is actually more 'humane'.
Why can't these nutjobs just hold off on this nonsense? It's like all they got is darkness in their hearts. Must be dull people to go eat with to be honest. Imagine the dinner conversations.
Anyways, I'm just wasting time here. Happy Thanksgiving my fellow American Facepunchers. And anyone else I guess. (oh how I wish :911: could still be used)
Wow. People are freaking out over eating Halal meat? Oh no, god is surely sending me to hell because I ate turkey blessed by his arch rival.
They'll never defeat me, I eat ham on thanksgiving!
The saddest thing is that are thousands of Americans who actually believe this guy and are capable of voting.
I'm a muslim but to me both non halal and halal meat is just.... a piece of fucking meat.
Fuck sake.
How could this not have been forseen?
[img]http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/007/cache/wild-turkey_765_600x450.jpg[/img]
You sneaky son of a bitch...
[QUOTE]I wanna let you know, ladies and gentleman, that every...single...Butterball turkey sold in the United States of America has been sacrificed to Allah...
Let me repeat that:
Every...single...solitary... Butterball turkey in the United States of America has been sacrificed to Allah...
Every... single... Turkey that Butterball sells has been ritually slaughtered, according to Islamic practice, and has had an Islamic prayer prayed over that bird while it is being slaughtered...
Every... single... solitary... Butterball turkey in the United States of America has been sacrificed to Allah...
Every... single... Butterball turkey...
Every... single... Butterball turkey...
every... single...
every...[/QUOTE]
Gee, Does it really take such an amount of repetition to hammer in a simple idea to some?
Those damn Ottomans!
Oh and you know what the worst bit about this is? The same thing happens with Kosher meats. A rabbi has to bless the food at the packaging plant. No one is flipping shit over this though. Sure, food packaging indicates if it is kosher or not (usually with a very small "k" or "d" on the back), but most people either don't know about it or give no shit. People are only giving a shit about this because it is islam.
[QUOTE=ZeroS;33419076]I'm a muslim but to me both non halal and halal meat is just.... a piece of fucking meat.
Fuck sake.[/QUOTE]
US will never fall to your delirious visions of taking over our Republic with your Islamicized zombie turkeys
eating turkey while typing this btw
And if this was done according to Jewish Kosher traditions, he wouldn't have uttered a god damn word.
Seriously, who gives even a single drop of shit?
[QUOTE=Edthefirst;33418973]Oh no, god is surely sending me to hell because I ate turkey blessed by his arch rival.[/QUOTE]
I've always seen going to hell simply as an opportunity to kick Satan's ass hard.
I'm pretty sure eating or selling the meat of animals you've sacrificed goes against the whole concept of sacrifice, which is not what Halal is at all. If he just thought about it for a second before he started freaking out about it being related to Islam at all then he wouldn't have a problem with it.
Here in Sweden Halal meat is better because of various reasons.
Most of the time they slaughter the animals in the same grocery store. That means you don't have to transport the meat in longer distances to and from the slaughterhouse.
Another reason is that I find it more humane.
They actually care for the animals they slaughter and do not treat them as a piece of product the second it is conceived.
This means better meat, because when animals stress out when they are killed, all the tendons and shit like that gets bad and the meat becomes soggy, almost jelly-fied and won't taste of anything.
I'm sure it's different in the US but here I consider it to be better meat compared to the regular shit
[QUOTE=Edthefirst;33418973]Wow. People are freaking out over eating Halal meat? Oh no, god is surely sending me to hell because I ate turkey blessed by his arch rival.[/QUOTE]
I know you're being sarcastic, but you know Jews, Muslims, and Christians all worship the same god right?
So as a Muslim, my halal meat isn't good enough for idiots like these? Also, why don't people realize that "Allah" is "God" in Arabic? People like this reference that word like its some kind of terrorist codeword. Oh well, Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Eat some halal turkeys.
I'm eating turkey, and I have the [I]strangest[/I] craving to crash some planes.
[QUOTE=just-a-boy;33419101]Gee, Does it really take such an amount of repetition to hammer in a simple idea to some?[/QUOTE]
For the massively inane individuals that would listen to garbage like this? Yes.
Halal is a fucking horrible way to slaughter a animal though. Birds slightly less tough.
I don't understand why he is putting so much emphasis on the word 'Allah'
All that means is God in Arabic, it's not like it's a separate, or different God, in comparison to a Christian's God, for example.
But Christianity and Islam worship the same god. Why aren't they happier about this?
[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;33422155]But Christianity and Islam worship the same god. Why aren't they happier about this?[/QUOTE]
islam is evil kill islanms burn the helal turkiys kill a jew islam brown people asians american is nimbr #1
[editline]24th November 2011[/editline]
i also how he likes mentioning how cruel it is when they ritualistically cut the throat of the animal
(even though that's how it's done with almost any animal; cut the throat, turn it upside down, let the blood drain out)
[QUOTE=Mooe94;33419519]
Another reason is that I find it more humane.
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Not really
If you guys weren't pawns, you'd put a checkmate on his career. I mean, not even a bishop would see the world so black and white. He's no knight in shining armor, I bet he hates gays and drag queens, too.
Stupidity fit for a king.
:v:
I don't agree with the process of Halal slaughter, but I do agree with the notion of giving the animal to be slaughtered due respect -whether that can fit in to our industrial food system and keep everyone happy with their beef and chicken is another matter
The argument being made is just tiddle-taddle and 'us versus them' mentality, a too-far-gone extremity of supporting your local sports team gone nuts
why the fuck does he have to say it like 50 times. I already heard you, Jesus Christ, stop.
also who cares if its 'sacrificed' like that. KFC treats their chickens like crap, no one cares though because its not 'islamicly', so what makes ButterBall any different thank KFC? (provided it's a painful way to die)
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;33422379]If you guys weren't pawns, you'd put a checkmate on his career. I mean, not even a bishop would see the world so black and white. He's no knight in shining armor, I bet he hates gays and drag queens, too.
Stupidity fit for a king.
:v:[/QUOTE]
Any more Chess jokes and you're getting sent to Siberia mister.
[QUOTE=Lebowski;33422470]Any more Chess jokes and you're getting sent to Siberia mister.[/QUOTE]
You're fisching for jokes now.
