Sara Payne left paralysed down left side after stroke - Polidicks

[quote]Sara Payne left paralysed down left side after stroke Read more: [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1247350/Sara-Payne-left-paralysed-stroke.html?ITO=1708&referrer=yahoo#ixzz0eA5yT0jF[/url] Speaking for the first time since the illness, Mrs Payne, who has deep scars from the surgery, told tomorrow's News of the World: 'I've got to take it slowly and be patient. 'The doctors have faith in me and know I'm a fighter. Schoolgirl Sarah Payne was murdered in 2000 aged 8 'But I'm under no illusion - I've months of tough physio to get through and there's a long road ahead. 'Rehab is the key to my getting better, to my getting home and getting home is my top priority.' Mrs Payne, from Surrey, had a life-saving operation to cure a ruptured aneurysm in 2008. Since the death of her eight-year-old daughter Sarah at the hands of paedophile Roy Whiting in 2000, she has become a prominent campaigner for victims' rights. She took up the Government-appointed post of Victims' Champion at the end of January last year. Mrs Payne, 40, launched a high-profile campaign for "Sarah's Law" after her daughter's murder, giving parents the right to know if paedophiles live near them. A limited form of the law, based on America's Megan's Law, was announced in February 2008. She was given an MBE in the 2008 New Year Honours List for her tireless work to keep children safe from paedophiles.[/quote] [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1247350/Sara-Payne-left-paralysed-stroke.html?ITO=1708&referrer=yahoo[/url]

I had to read the quote like three times before I figured out she named her daughter after herself, only with an "h" at the end. "Sara Payne left paralyzed down left side after stroke" "Sarah Payne was murdered in 2000 aged 8" "Mrs Payne, from Surrey, had a life-saving operation to cure a ruptured aneryusm in 2008." "Since the death of her eight-year-old daughter Sarah at the hands of ..." Confusing shit right there. :psyduck:

[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;19949200]I had to read the quote like three times before I figured out she named her daughter after herself, only with an "h" at the end. "Sara Payne left paralyzed down left side after stroke" "Sarah Payne was murdered in 2008 aged 8" "Mrs Payne, from Surrey, had a life-saving operation to cure a ruptured aneryusm in 2008." "Since the death of her eight-year-old daughter Sarah at the hands of ..." Confusing shit right there. :psyduck:[/QUOTE] This.

Misread as Sarah Palin, got extremely excited. The article is really confusing though

[QUOTE=Javascript;19949314]Misread as Sarah Palin, got extremely excited. The article is really confusing though[/QUOTE] Agreed

I wonder, if Sarah Payne had lived, got married, and had a daughter, would she name her daughter Sarahh? :v:

Wow reading this suddenly makes me appreciate the life I have more, some people really do have the worst luck in life :( im from england and it was big news over here so im taking it the people who find this funny are american's

She must be in a lot of [I]payne.[/I]

I thought she was related to Max Payne.

For those who don't know who Sara Payne/Sarah Payne is [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Sarah_Payne[/url] A little kid that was murdered in 2000, born 1991 (around most of our ages)

[QUOTE=pie_is_good;19956048]I thought she was related to Max Payne.[/QUOTE] Dammit, I was going to make a "Paralyzed on one side? Well at least Sara Payne doesn't feel max pain" joke but you RUINED IT!

[QUOTE=JDK721;19956015]She must be in a lot of [I]payne.[/I][/QUOTE] Actually, she can't feel anything.

[QUOTE=venn177;19959688]Actually, she can't feel anything.[/QUOTE] No need to ruin my puns. :smug:

[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;19949351]I wonder, if Sarah Payne had lived, got married, and had a daughter, would she name her daughter Sarahh? :v:[/QUOTE] No she would've had a son called Max who went on to become a hard boiled cop who eventually went to Brazil to get away from it all.

Schoolgirl Sarah Payne was murdered in 2000 aged 8 'But I'm under no illusion - I've months of tough physio to get through and there's a long road ahead. WTH Confused Edit: I get it now Some sheets of paper and boxes please.

[QUOTE=Javascript;19949314]Misread as Sarah Palin, got extremely excited. The article is really confusing though[/QUOTE] Nice fascism. [QUOTE=Pilotclan9404;19949329]Agreed[/QUOTE] And you people say Christians are fascists...look in the mirror.

how is not liking Sarah Palin fascism?

I feel sorry for her about her daughter and everything, and I know she's a campaigner and all (which is great) but this really isn't big news.