I have a girlfriend who's a babe, but we never get to hang out. - General

Okay, so i have a girlfriend who just so happens to be really pretty. but the thing is we never get to hang out because were always working (were both turning 17) and there are at least 6 other girls at my school that also like me and are pretty decent looking. and advice or witty comments?

Advice: Hang out. Witty comment: Hang out.

Fuck all of them

Advice: Fuck 'em all. Wit: Fuck 'em all. Hoho! Fucking ninja'ed.

[QUOTE=blah2;18800459]Advice: Hang out. Witty comment: Hang out.[/QUOTE] we both have school and work lol.

Molester her while she sleeps, I've been studying on my sister so I can give you some tips.

Make time on the weekends, ask for days off. If your place of employment cares about it's employees at all, it'll let you mess with your schedule a bit. Also, don't be like, "Yo, I can't hang out with you so I'm leaving you for some chick at me school." Put some damn effort into it.

You're 17, don't expect any real relationships at this time as obviously you both are very busy with work, school, and any other teen bullshit.

[QUOTE=-TRASE-;18800486]...I've been studying on my sister so I can give you some tips.[/QUOTE] What the fu...

I'm sure those good looks will come in pretty handy in your long lasting relationship :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Hii im Plexi;18800466]we both have school and work lol.[/QUOTE] Fuck in school and work=win

try and arrange times where you can go out to dinner or do something together.

What do you want us to do? Make time that isn't there? You have to both make the time for it or the problem will just continue being there. Work less. Me and my ex-girlfriend had great difficulty seeing each other because she was busy all the fucking time and I hated it so fucking much.

dude thanks for all the tips, except for maybe you mr. molester but btw guys, how do i change my account settings? my facebook link isnt mine lol. its some wierd ass looking italian guy lol.

[QUOTE=Hii im Plexi;18800466]we both have school and work lol.[/QUOTE] 24 hours a day? edit: nvm, troll

[QUOTE=Hii im Plexi;18800466]we both have school and work lol.[/QUOTE] I'm guessing you get breaks in school/work? - Obviously you do. Ask her out to lunch?

[QUOTE=iatealawnmower;18800710]I'm guessing you get breaks in school/work? Ask her for lunch?[/QUOTE] trolls trolling trolls.. o lordy

[QUOTE=Hii im Plexi;18800450]we never get to hang out because were always working (were both turning 17) [/QUOTE] I have an earth-shattering idea. Hang out after work! HOLY SHIT! I'm brilliant!

[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;18800714]trolls trolling trolls.. o lordy[/QUOTE] That's pretty hard.

[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;18800714]trolls trolling trolls.. o lordy[/QUOTE] That's actually kinda difficult.

[QUOTE=Jone;18800547]What the fu...[/QUOTE] she will fall asleep in about 10-20 minutes, you can masturbate for example, she wouldn't notice. You can start touching her after 30-60 minutes depending on exact human. There will be 30-45 minute cycles of light and deep sleep (I didn't figure out how to see them, but it's something related with breathing) In light cycles there is a chance that she will wake up, but she will not know wtf is happening so you have about 3 seconds to take your dirty hands of her. Don't worry, even if you put the panties down, or put your dick between legs and she wake ups and EVEN put her panties back or take your dick out of her legs [B]she will not remember anything tomorrow (approved by me 9000 times)[/B] or my sister likes it and pretend she don't remember anything when i ask something like "You were running in our sleep, do you remember it? at least something?" she answers that she was sleeping all the time. Hope this helps. [B]Edit:[/B] No really, its true.

Shitty troll thread is shitty. It isn't even possible to get angry about this, it's just shitty posting. 1/10

[QUOTE=Metanoia;18800723]I have an earth-shattering idea. Hang out after work! HOLY SHIT! I'm brilliant![/QUOTE] i work until around 10 at night and her mom wont let her go out that late. the days i have off, shes working. we go to different schools. its extremely difficult having a girlfriend that you always want to be with... but never can, hah

[QUOTE=-TRASE-;18800750]she will fall asleep in about 10-20 minutes, you can masturbate for example, she wouldn't notice. You can start touching her after 30-60 minutes depending on exact human. There will be 30-45 minute cycles of light and deep sleep (I didn't figure out how to see them, but it's something related with breathing) In light cycles there is a chance that she will wake up, but she will not know wtf is happening so you have about 3 seconds to take your dirty hands of her. Don't worry, even if you put the panties down, or put your dick between legs and she wake ups and EVEN put her panties back or take your dick out of her legs [B]she will not remember anything tomorrow (approved by me 9000 times)[/B] or my sister likes it and pretend she don't remember anything when i ask something like "You were running in our sleep, do you remember it? at least something?" she answers that she was sleeping all the time. Hope this helps. [/QUOTE] [img]http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/1461/geno.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=-TRASE-;18800750]she will fall asleep in about 10-20 minutes, you can masturbate for example, she wouldn't notice. You can start touching her after 30-60 minutes depending on exact human. There will be 30-45 minute cycles of light and deep sleep (I didn't figure out how to see them, but it's something related with breathing) In light cycles there is a chance that she will wake up, but she will not know wtf is happening so you have about 3 seconds to take your dirty hands of her. Don't worry, even if you put the panties down, or put your dick between legs and she wake ups and EVEN put her panties back or take your dick out of her legs [B]she will not remember anything tomorrow (approved by me 9000 times)[/B] or my sister likes it and pretend she don't remember anything when i ask something like "You were running in our sleep, do you remember it? at least something?" she answers that she was sleeping all the time. Hope this helps. [B]Edit:[/B] No really, its true.[/QUOTE] And your sister is 13...

[QUOTE=Kert97;18800823]And your sister is 13...[/QUOTE] Yeah. [B]Kert97[/B] Is my steam friend, he wanted to make me look stupid, he didn't know that I'm a pedo. Actually no, I can't be a pedo because I'm not 40 years old. 4 years difference is not a pedo.

Well you'll just split up with her eventually so there is no point in stressing yourself out over this.

She's cheating on you.

[QUOTE=Jobby;18800891]Well you'll just split up with her eventually so there is no point in stressing yourself out over this.[/QUOTE] exactly my point, its gunna happen eventually why postpone the inevitable?

[QUOTE=-TRASE-;18800842]Yeah. [B]Kert97[/B] Is my steam friend, he wanted to make me look stupid, he didn't know that I'm a pedo. Actually no, I can't be a pedo because I'm not 40 years old. 4 years difference is not a pedo.[/QUOTE] Just a pedo in training.