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[quote]OTTAWA (Reuters) – Two Canadians died instantly in a freak accident when a car hit a 440-pound (200-kg) black bear and sent the animal flying straight through the windshield of an oncoming vehicle, local media said Wednesday.
The bear's body hit the 25-year-old driver and a 40-year-old man sitting behind her and then shot out of the back window. The bear also died.
The accident happened Monday night in a rural area about 25 miles north of the federal capital Ottawa.
"We don't see (this) often, even if we live in the country. Lots of deer, but collisions with a bear and two people died? That's really rare," local police spokesman Martin Fournel told the Canadian Broadcasting Corp.
Collisions between vehicles and animals are common in Canada, which has a healthy population of large wild animals such as moose and deer.[/quote]
if it weren't for the whole people dying this would have been quite a story
Wow, that must have been unbearable to see the scene of that accident.
It's a shame the drivers couldn't have gotten their bearings straight
I don't blame the drivers, you can bearly see those the road at night up there.
Oh deer.
I can't bear to think of how their families feel.
It's better that the bear got killed by the car, otherwise it'd have to fight with it's bear hands.
Through a windshield.
This is bearly amusing.
Let's bear in mind people actually died before making all these puns.
[QUOTE=koekje4life V2;30371777]It's better that the bear got killed by the car, otherwise it'd have to fight with it's bear hands.[/QUOTE]
wow that was really funny man
you should be a comedian
Shit, that's one freakish accident. And yet I have this weird visualisation of the accident in my head, but for some reason it includes the bear and the second car exploding on impact.
Bears are badass
This is a beary amazing story
Those damn bears.
[QUOTE=Kopimi;30371740]I don't blame the drivers, you can bearly see those the road at night up there.[/QUOTE]
Good pun but they really are irresponsible drivers.
its a bear pun
A flying bear, eh?
Shit, mommy look out! Its a flying [b]bear[/b]!!
I guess you could say they were [I]beary[/I] unlucky
This happened right near me, holy shit.
They should have used a platypus statue to hit it back to them like a baseball.
I think it's safe to say that Canada is now much more dangerous than Australia.
FLYING bears. Yours just drop
I just shit my pants laughing.
Then it sank in that two people were dead :smith:
-snip-
I wouldn't bear to watch that grizzly scene
Extremely misleading title.
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[editline]10th June 2011[/editline]
but seriously, what a freak event
Bear.
I like how they just say, "The bear also died."
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