• You Know What's Bullshit?! - Wobbly tables (Episode 35)
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[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzdAJJ4JnVM[/media]
Wonder if that's James "The Cuck" Rolfe's wife or Mike "The Pussyslayer" Matei's girlfriend [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shitpost" - Kiwi))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=halfer;53081504]Wonder if that's James "The Cuck" Rolfe's wife or Mike "The Pussyslayer" Matei's girlfriend[/QUOTE] This reads like a stupid nonsensical YouTube comment lol
[QUOTE=halfer;53081504]Wonder if that's James "The Cuck" Rolfe's wife or Mike "The Pussyslayer" Matei's girlfriend[/QUOTE] Mike "I'll get drunk and post edited pictures of my dick" Matei
[QUOTE=halfer;53081504]Wonder if that's James "The Cuck" Rolfe's wife or Mike "The Pussyslayer" Matei's girlfriend[/QUOTE] Um.. what? Care to explain what you're on about?
For real though, I've seen plenty of restaurants and lounges that have tables with one small leg and throws the balance off. It feels too common for it to be a thing. Did these places go to the same IKEA store and forgot the manuals?
All tables should come with adjustable leg lengths so if it's on uneven ground you just lower the leg over the dip. Instead most are just fixed heights all 3 or 4 legs the same and the second you have a slight uneven ground your fucked unless you jam something under a leg. It really is funny that something like this is even a problem these days.
[QUOTE=halfer;53081504]Wonder if that's James "The Cuck" Rolfe's wife or Mike "The Pussyslayer" Matei's girlfriend[/QUOTE] I feel like you should have your nose rubbed in your own shitpost, just to make sure you understand the sheer stink of shame and cringe attached to it.
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[QUOTE=RedBaronFlyer;53081539]Um.. what? Care to explain what you're on about?[/QUOTE] James Rolfe became a victim of the cuck meme when that word exploded in usage on a certain image board. Every thread about him always derailed into cuckposting. It was bad enough that people made content about it. [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwputd1VNV0[/media]
[QUOTE=halfer;53081504]Wonder if that's James "The Cuck" Rolfe's wife or Mike "The Pussyslayer" Matei's girlfriend [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shitpost" - Kiwi))[/highlight][/QUOTE] I didn't know Mike Matei was on Facepunch.
I thought about buying a few packs of playing cards and constantly carrying them around incase I stumbled upon a wobbly table with someone so I could shove them under he leg(s). but then according to murphy's law I would never stumble upon a wobbly table ever again until I forgot to take the cards with me, and then I would instantly stumble upon four wobbly tables in a row.
[QUOTE=alexojm;53081622]All tables should come with adjustable leg lengths so if it's on uneven ground you just lower the leg over the dip. Instead most are just fixed heights all 3 or 4 legs the same and the second you have a slight uneven ground your fucked unless you jam something under a leg. It really is funny that something like this is even a problem these days.[/QUOTE] All tables should just have 3 legs. With 3 legs it's actually mathematically impossible to have that kind of wobble even if the legs were horribly uneven.
[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;53081531]This reads like a stupid nonsensical [b]4chan meme[/b] lol[/QUOTE] FTFY
[QUOTE=Adarrek;53082209]FTFY[/QUOTE] Meh, both can be used interchangeably sometimes.
[QUOTE=Bernie Buddy;53082182]All tables should just have 3 legs. With 3 legs it's actually mathematically impossible to have that kind of wobble even if the legs were horribly uneven.[/QUOTE] I once wrote a twelve page thesis about the ingenuity of 'tables as art'; the main focus of which being the use of only three legs to find a common plain, thus negating possibility for wobble.
[QUOTE=halfer;53081504]Wonder if that's James "The Cuck" Rolfe's wife or Mike "The Pussyslayer" Matei's girlfriend [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shitpost" - Kiwi))[/highlight][/QUOTE] Are you 12?
[QUOTE=Bernie Buddy;53082182]All tables should just have 3 legs. With 3 legs it's actually mathematically impossible to have that kind of wobble even if the legs were horribly uneven.[/QUOTE] Makes you wonder why we don't ever see 3-legged tables. :tinfoil:
What a coincidence, i had a wobbly table that i had to remove the wheels off of. It sucked.
[QUOTE=Zeos;53081536]Mike "I'll get drunk and post edited pictures of my dick" Matei[/QUOTE] we've all been there
[img]https://i.imgur.com/pcAnnVu.png[/img] a little off-topic but this is pretty funky, looks like google is doing image recognition based recommendations.
[QUOTE=Radical_ed;53082980][img]https://i.imgur.com/pcAnnVu.png[/img] a little off-topic but this is pretty funky, looks like google is doing image recognition based recommendations.[/QUOTE] It doesn't. It's basically shows you what you're 'interested' in. 'Oh you like AVGN, here's more... alongside this random video you might like.'
[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;53083130]It doesn't. It's basically shows you what you're 'interested' in. 'Oh you like AVGN, here's more... alongside this random video you might like.'[/QUOTE] He's pointing to the top-left video that has a table in the thumbnail. Because... tables are in both videos??
[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;53083130]It doesn't. It's basically shows you what you're 'interested' in. 'Oh you like AVGN, here's more... alongside this random video you might like.'[/QUOTE] I don't like nor do I watch AVGN. [QUOTE=Bernie Buddy;53083184]He's pointing to the top-left video that has a table in the thumbnail. Because tables are an uncommon thing apparently.[/QUOTE] Yeah right I mean I personally just walk into my home and take a nice sit in my middle kingdom thebian headrest
[QUOTE=Radical_ed;53083206]I don't like nor do I watch AVGN.[/QUOTE] Yeah but you watched the op video didn't you?
Yeah, I was referencing the 4chan meme about James being a cuck and the more recent YouTube Mike Matei fad, where he is made fun of because of his apparent insecurities. I'm sorry if that's considered stupid by the majority (it is stupid after all), it's just that I saw a lot of similar stuff joked about in LMAO pics, and I saw these memes referenced in previous threads about Cinemassacre stuff so I thought this would be recognized and accepted here, apparently I was wrong. Glad to see the Bullshit man back, though, James has been on a roll lately!
[QUOTE=halfer;53085485]Yeah, I was referencing the 4chan meme about James being a cuck and the more recent YouTube Mike Matei fad, where he is made fun of because of his apparent insecurities. I'm sorry if that's considered stupid by the majority (it is stupid after all), it's just that I saw a lot of similar stuff joked about in LMAO pics, and I saw these memes referenced in previous threads about Cinemassacre stuff so I thought this would be recognized and accepted here, apparently I was wrong. Glad to see the Bullshit man back, though, James has been on a roll lately![/QUOTE] Hey it's all good man I was thinking 'lol why does this guy hate James and Mike so much' but what you said gives some context.
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