• Soccer - America's Path To Socialism
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBkbj_S3etY[/media] What letter does Satan start with? What letter does Socialism start with? What letter does Soccer start with?
Dr. Taub? [img]http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/dr-taub_558x399.jpg[/img]
is this real?
Wow, when did Steve Carell become so old and crazy?
I pressed the Vuvuzela button. Am I going to hell?
Don't you mean Football?
[QUOTE=NotMeh;22943219]Don't you mean Football?[/QUOTE] Please don't start.
Soccer starts with letter F. [sp]It's Football[/sp]
[QUOTE=NotMeh;22943219]Don't you mean Football?[/QUOTE] First of all, don't you mean Futball? If you're gonna troll, do it right. Second, The majority of Facepunchers are not from the southern hemisphere, where Soccer is referred to as Futball. So saying Soccer is the correct term to appeal to the majority audience. It's like saying Hotdog. Saying it in America (And most European countries as far as I know) is acceptable, but if you were in Germany and said Hotdog instead of a Frank or Frankfurter, you'd look like a retard. [editline]06:16AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Awesomecaek;22943479]Soccer starts with letter F. [sp]It's Football[/sp][/QUOTE] Same goes for you.
[QUOTE=Naota1248;22943535]First of all, don't you mean Futball? If you're gonna troll, do it right. Second, The majority of Facepunchers are not from the southern hemisphere, where Soccer is referred to as Futball. So saying Soccer is the correct term to appeal to the majority audience. It's like saying Hotdog. Saying it in America (And most European countries as far as I know) is acceptable, but if you were in Germany and said Hotdog instead of a Frank or Frankfurter, you'd look like a retard. [editline]06:16AM[/editline] Same goes for you.[/QUOTE] We, in Czech republic actually type it "Fotbal" and pronounce it in the same way. We have completely no equivalent of word Soccer whatsoever. In Germany next to us, it's called Fußball, and is pronounced like Fusball. In Russia, it's called футбол, and pronouncing almost identical to English word football. As far as I know, Europe is on Northern hemisphere, so please, pack your retarded facts and :frog:
[QUOTE=Naota1248;22943535]First of all, don't you mean Futball? If you're gonna troll, do it right. Second, The majority of Facepunchers are not from the southern hemisphere, where Soccer is referred to as Futball. So saying Soccer is the correct term to appeal to the majority audience. It's like saying Hotdog. Saying it in America (And most European countries as far as I know) is acceptable, but if you were in Germany and said Hotdog instead of a Frank or Frankfurter, you'd look like a retard. [editline]06:16AM[/editline] Same goes for you.[/QUOTE] Given the content in the OP's post, I find it hilarious that this is what you chose to reply with.
I call it soccer, but I think Futball is more fitting. This guy is plain crazy, I'm a Christian and all, but seriously, he needs some help. Makes us look bad =/, but then again, a lot of people do.
I hope he doesn't breed.
Notice how he is in a basement.
Stop it with the "soccer vs football", it's football. FIFA=International Federation of Association Football (French: [B]F[/B]édération [B]I[/B]nternationale de [B]F[/B]ootball [B]A[/B]ssociation) No matter where you are, it's football. [editline]10:09AM[/editline] Oh wow, "Mexicans from... uhh...".
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[QUOTE=Naota1248;22943535]First of all, don't you mean Futball? If you're gonna troll, do it right. Second, The majority of Facepunchers are not from the southern hemisphere, where Soccer is referred to as Futball. So saying Soccer is the correct term to appeal to the majority audience. It's like saying Hotdog. Saying it in America (And most European countries as far as I know) is acceptable, but if you were in Germany and said Hotdog instead of a Frank or Frankfurter, you'd look like a retard.[/QUOTE] The only country that says soccer is america. Everyone else calls it football. Considering that the base of this forum is in the UK (Garry and most moderators), I'd say the proper way of saying things here is not the american way.
[QUOTE=Naota1248;22943535]Second, The majority of Facepunchers are not from the southern hemisphere, where Soccer is referred to as Futball.[/QUOTE] It's called Soccer in Australia.
:Dawkins102:What letter does sperm start with?
Saviour
Right.. European negros? Its called africa. Mexicans from brazil? Dumb redneck
Right now let's look at who wants to play soccer. [b]Your penis.[/b]
[QUOTE=BlackBirdNL;22946557]Notice how he is in a basement.[/QUOTE] And how he barely looks American but more like on of those "illegal immigrants".
[QUOTE=simkas;22946779]The only country that says soccer is america. Everyone else calls it football. Considering that the base of this forum is in the UK (Garry and most moderators), I'd say the proper way of saying things here is not the american way.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Awesomecaek;22943671]We, in Czech republic actually type it "Fotbal" and pronounce it in the same way. We have completely no equivalent of word Soccer whatsoever. In Germany next to us, it's called Fußball, and is pronounced like Fusball. In Russia, it's called футбол, and pronouncing almost identical to English word football. As far as I know, Europe is on Northern hemisphere, so please, pack your retarded facts and :frog:[/QUOTE] While I thank you for the information, the point is that he was trolling. I personally hate watching sports, so I don't care what you call it.
This is obviously a joke, I mean look at his comments
This man has flawless logic, its amazing how no one was unable to figure this out. He deserves a medal or something.
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