Simon Ostrovsky of vice gets captured by Ukrainian troops then asked for a selfie. - Polidicks

[quote]It’s midnight. My cameraman and our taxi driver have been told to face the wall of a tumble-down farmhouse. The Russian photographer we’re with has already been blindfolded. I’m in the dark. A man in a mask and military fatigues has taken me aside to question me. He wants to know if I know members of the Jewish community in Moscow and the Ukrainian city of Dnepropetrovsk. He’s a member of the secret police and he doesn’t believe me when I tell him I have no idea who the heads the Jewish diaspora are in either city. I answer with a question: Do you know who the head of the Ukrainian community is in Manhattan? He shrugs and sends me back to the others facing the wall. My interrogator is an officer of the SBU, the Ukrainian security service that took over from the KGB after the break up of the Soviet Union. Now, for the most part, the SBU is busy fighting Russia-backed rebels and Russian agents in eastern Ukraine, but only a couple months ago they were working to disrupt the anti-government protests that toppled their Russia-friendly boss, former President Viktor Yanukovych. They were also implicated in the shootings that killed dozens of protestors in Kiev’s Independence Square this past winter. ... We were ordered out of the jeep and told to walk ten paces into a nearby field. A lot like if, say, you wanted to summarily execute some people by the side of a road. We looked back to see if they were cocking their weapons, but no. The soldiers got in their jeep and drove off, leaving us with the taxi, now crippled from rough riding on bumpy, potholed roads. We were stuck on a dangerous, empty highway, in a warzone, at night. [/quote] [url]https://news.vice.com/article/ukrainian-troops-captured-me-and-then-asked-for-a-selfie?utm_source=vicenewsfb[/url]

Again? That guy and his chin can't catch a break.

[QUOTE=Flapjacks;44936427]Again? That guy and his chin can't catch a break.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://s13.postimg.org/hvj8o86mf/simon_ostrovsky_on_his_kidnapping_detainment_and.jpg[/IMG]

At first I wondered why Flapjacks mentioned his chin, and then I scrolled down to comment on the article and oh boy look at that chin

[QUOTE=Rofl_copter;44936477][IMG]http://s13.postimg.org/hvj8o86mf/simon_ostrovsky_on_his_kidnapping_detainment_and.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] caught the bae defending

Oh my god it's like a postal's ass on his chin.

Does hair grow in the crevasse? How would you even shave it

by this point he's probably had more guns in his face than the guy at the factory who inspects them

I've never seen a cleft chin that looked like it was perpetually clenching before.

[QUOTE=Mr._N;44936940]I've never seen a cleft chin that looked like it was perpetually clenching before.[/QUOTE] the chin clenches when it senses danger [editline]d[/editline] he should have listened to the chin

[QUOTE=Sam Za Nemesis;44936443]Reading more than 10 seconds into the article makes it clear that it's a report of what happened when he got caught[/QUOTE] First time he got caught by the separatists though? This time it's the Ukrainian force.

He could stick a cigar in there and it would stick.

[QUOTE=Zergeant;44936565]Oh my god it's like a postal's ass on his chin.[/QUOTE] 2 hours and i'm still waiting for someone to shop Postal's ass into his chin.

[QUOTE=MatheusMCardoso;44937639]2 hours and i'm still waiting for someone to shop Postal's ass into his chin.[/QUOTE] [img]http://puu.sh/95T7v/44f5ebd854.png[/img] That look of concern from the soldier [editline]29th May 2014[/editline] Also it looks more like testicles in this context, which is a bit more disturbing

[QUOTE=paul simon;44938997][img]http://puu.sh/95T7v/44f5ebd854.png[/img] That look of concern from the soldier [editline]29th May 2014[/editline] Also it looks more like testicles in this context, which is a bit more disturbing[/QUOTE]His balls are so enormous he has to offload some of their mass into his chin so they don't get in the way when he walks.

Why are they asking about jews, what relevance does that have to them being Russian spies?

why are you people making fun of simon, I think he looks bad-ass like [b]the[/b] stereotypical journalist and I think thats cool

That's better [t]http://i.imgur.com/K6ztSwv.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=Egevened;44939697]why are you people making fun of simon, I think he looks bad-ass like [b]the[/b] stereotypical journalist and I think thats cool[/QUOTE] We're making fun of how ludicrously manly and badass his chin is.

The perfect spy. He looks so gentle, but slap a hidden camera in that chin and noone would be the wiser.

[QUOTE=StrawberryClock;44939763]We're making fun of how ludicrously manly and badass his chin is.[/QUOTE] yeah and his chin makes him look even more like a comic book journalist whats not to like

they probably attempted to shoot him and gave up when all of the bullets were caught by his [B]MASSIVE CHIN[/B]

[QUOTE=mdeceiver79;44939557]Why are they asking about jews, what relevance does that have to them being Russian spies?[/QUOTE] Iirc he's Jewish and has ties to Israel.

[QUOTE=mdeceiver79;44939557]Why are they asking about jews, what relevance does that have to them being Russian spies?[/QUOTE] He is a citizen of both the US and Israel