That's some good pronunciation Mr. Jones, someone's cultured
i refuse to believe alex jones is real
i feel like he's a method comedian that has dedicated his life to seeing how far he can take his character, like a stephen colbert but with the talent and dedication of a kgb sleeper agent
[QUOTE=cdr248;51463638]i refuse to believe alex jones is real
i feel like he's a method comedian that has dedicated his life to seeing how far he can take his character, like a stephen colbert but with the talent and dedication of a kgb sleeper agent[/QUOTE]
I think a lot of it could be made up, but there are crazy people out there. This guy just has enough of them following him, so he got a show.
[QUOTE=cdr248;51463638]i refuse to believe alex jones is real
i feel like he's a method comedian that has dedicated his life to seeing how far he can take his character, like a stephen colbert but with the talent and dedication of a kgb sleeper agent[/QUOTE]
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[video=youtube;1oA7tn8ZYYY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oA7tn8ZYYY[/video]
The prophet has spoken
[QUOTE=cdr248;51463638]i refuse to believe alex jones is real
i feel like he's a method comedian that has dedicated his life to seeing how far he can take his character, like a stephen colbert but with the talent and dedication of a kgb sleeper agent[/QUOTE]
he's not real. You can't be real, then sell shit like water filters and male 'vitality' supplements. He might believe some of the stuff he talks about, but for the most part im pretty sure he's a conman+actor, who has an extremely deluded fanbase that eats up everything he talks about.
[QUOTE=RainbowStalin;51463971][video=youtube;1oA7tn8ZYYY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oA7tn8ZYYY[/video]
The prophet has spoken[/QUOTE]
Wow you can almost see how high his blood pressure is
Alex Jones is one, if not the most entertaining person on the planet. Goes on crazy rants, impersonates people with silly voices or pretty good voice acting of say Darth Vader, Jabba and the Emperor. And he can go from somewhat agreeable "the media is manipulating people" to complete batshit insane in one sentence "because they are possessed by devil worshipping evil demons from deep space nebula".
[editline]3rd December 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Naught;51464031]he's not real. You can't be real, then sell shit like water filters and male 'vitality' supplements. He might believe some of the stuff he talks about, but for the most part im pretty sure he's a conman+actor, who has an extremely deluded fanbase that eats up everything he talks about.[/QUOTE]
There's hours and hours and hours of him doing this. Plus they have their "news" outlet that's somewhat consistent on their conspiracy theories. That would have to be dedicating majority of your life to create a character to sell supplements and water filters. I don't think he's faking it, he's super passionate about it. I don't think a person could keep this up for so long if they weren't really committed.
[QUOTE=Darth_Toast;51464604][video=youtube;JM5WqJp7tUQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM5WqJp7tUQ[/video][/QUOTE]
This will eternally be my favourite Alex Jones video ever, it speaks to me in a way no other Alex Jones video ever could
This is why I gotta disagree when people say Cenk Uyger is the Alex Jones of the left. Cenk has some screws loose at times, but he is at least at some level a part of our reality and isn't near as entertaining or prone to meltdowns.
He loses it more and more every year though so perhaps he'll grow into the role to give Alex Jones some competition.
Alex Jones has more screws loose than Home Depot after an earthquake.
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;51464722]This is why I gotta disagree when people say Cenk Uyger is the Alex Jones of the left. Cenk has some screws loose at times, but he is at least at some level a part of our reality and isn't near as entertaining or prone to meltdowns.
He loses it more and more every year though so perhaps he'll grow into the role to give Alex Jones some competition.[/QUOTE]
There is no "leftist Alex Jones"
Literally everyone repeating that phrase is just trying to demean, degrade, and dismiss people posing views and opinions they don't like.
There isn't one commentator, or Pundit, or what have you, not even Olberman, who mirrors Alex Jones levels of stupidty, arrogance, and sleaze.
Why do people say Cenk is the leftist Alex Jones? Because he gets mad. But what else is Jones famous for? Ranting incoherently about things that have less than 0 proof, selling water filters and male vitality tablets that are to stop the illimunati from winning a war against you, and worse shit than that.
Does Cenk do that? Does Olberman do that?
No, and the people using that as an insult know that, but they also generally speaking, want to have Jones be counted as valid, and those people as invalid. It's purely partisan bullshit sprung up in the wake of Trumps victory so these people can have more reason to lambast those that don't share their views.
People on the right, in this election year, have espoused fears of "Monocultures" and the like, due to Globalism. The only people actually out to create a monoculture, as far as I can tell, is Trump and his team.
[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;51464749]There is no "leftist Alex Jones"
Literally everyone repeating that phrase is just trying to demean, degrade, and dismiss people posing views and opinions they don't like.
There isn't one commentator, or Pundit, or what have you, not even Olberman, who mirrors Alex Jones levels of stupidty, arrogance, and sleaze.
Why do people say Cenk is the leftist Alex Jones? Because he gets mad. But what else is Jones famous for? Ranting incoherently about things that have less than 0 proof, selling water filters and male vitality tablets that are to stop the illimunati from winning a war against you, and worse shit than that.
Does Cenk do that? Does Olberman do that?
No, and the people using that as an insult know that, but they also generally speaking, want to have Jones be counted as valid, and those people as invalid. It's purely partisan bullshit sprung up in the wake of Trumps victory so these people can have more reason to lambast those that don't share their views.
People on the right, in this election year, have espoused fears of "Monocultures" and the like, due to Globalism. The only people actually out to create a monoculture, as far as I can tell, is Trump and his team.[/QUOTE]
Could you turn it down by 'bout 6 or 7 odd notches, we're trying to laugh at Magilla Gorilla taken flesh.
why can't i have thoughtful criticisms and conversation while laughing
Song name?
I discovered Alex Jones when he was debating piers morgan and that was the funniest debate I have ever seen in my life.
[video=youtube;ror9v2LwHoY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ror9v2LwHoY[/video]
2:40 "MY FAMILY WAS AT THE CORE ON BOTH SIDES STARTING THAT, BECAUSE SANTA ANA CAME TO TAKE THE GUNZ AT GUNZALEZ TEXAS"
[QUOTE=cdr248;51463638]i refuse to believe alex jones is real
i feel like he's a method comedian that has dedicated his life to seeing how far he can take his character, like a stephen colbert but with the talent and dedication of a kgb sleeper agent[/QUOTE]
I suspect Alex Jones was inspired by Rush Limbugh.
[QUOTE=cdr248;51463638]i refuse to believe alex jones is real
i feel like he's a method comedian that has dedicated his life to seeing how far he can take his character, like a stephen colbert but with the talent and dedication of a kgb sleeper agent[/QUOTE]
A weapon to surpass Andy Kaufman
[QUOTE=noh_mercy;51464850]I discovered Alex Jones when he was debating piers morgan and that was the funniest debate I have ever seen in my life.
[video=youtube;ror9v2LwHoY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ror9v2LwHoY[/video]
2:40 "MY FAMILY WAS AT THE CORE ON BOTH SIDES STARTING THAT, BECAUSE SANTA ANA CAME TO TAKE THE GUNZ AT GUNZALEZ TEXAS"[/QUOTE]
Still remember that this was the only argument I was rooting for Alex Jones.
[QUOTE=cdr248;51463638]i refuse to believe alex jones is real
i feel like he's a method comedian that has dedicated his life to seeing how far he can take his character, like a stephen colbert but with the talent and dedication of a kgb sleeper agent[/QUOTE]
Nah, he's actually believed to be dead comedian Bill Hicks. He faked his death so no one would suspect that he was really Alex Jones. But some of us aren't sheeple and we can see through the deception.
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lol
[video=youtube;31UrDpfM2Lc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31UrDpfM2Lc[/video]
[editline]4th December 2016[/editline]
In all seriousness though I reckon you're probably right. He just seems like the biggest troll.
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