• Flight 253 makes another emergency landing.
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[quote](CNN) -- The security alert aboard a Northwest Airlines jet Sunday was the result of a "non-serious" incident, and the man questioned in connection with the scare does not appear to be a threat, a law enforcement source said Sunday. The crew of Northwest Flight 253 -- the same Amsterdam, Netherlands-to-Detroit, Michigan flight targeted Friday in what prosecutors called a bomb plot -- reported a "verbally disruptive" passenger Sunday and requested police meet the plane, airline and airport officials told CNN. The man was questioned by police after the plane landed in Detroit early Sunday afternoon. The passenger spent about an hour in the bathroom and got upset when he was questioned by the crew of the flight from Amsterdam, Netherlands, according to government sources. Law enforcement agents were questioning the man Sunday. The jet had the same designation -- Flight 253 -- as the one on which a Nigerian man is accused of attempting to set off an explosive device Friday, said Scott Wintner, a spokesman for the Wayne County Airport Authority. Winter told CNN the flight "requested emergency assistance and was pulled aside upon arrival in Detroit." The jet was taken a long distance from the terminal and "completely engulfed" by emergency vehicles and heavily armed police once it landed, said Don Graham, who was waiting for relatives to arrive at the airport. The flight arrived about 12:34 p.m., said Susan Elliott, a spokeswoman for Delta Air Lines, which owns Northwest. The 257 passengers were allowed to leave the aircraft about an hour after the jet landed, she said.[/quote] [url]http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/12/27/michigan.airplane.disruption/index.html[/url] Ok, this time someone didn't try to blow their leg off but decided to hijack a bathroom. Can they get this right or will we end up cutting off flights from Nigeria?
Poor Flight 253 can't catch a fucking break.
Poor man had diarrhea most likely.
[QUOTE=Paravin;19236794]Poor man had diarrhea most likely.[/QUOTE] [quote]reported a [b]"verbally disruptive"[/b] passenger[/quote] Not really.
[QUOTE=jordguitar;19236807]Not really.[/QUOTE] If by verbally disruptive you mean a man yelling in the bathroom "Ghneeeh!...Nnnnggaaaahhh..." then you are wrong.
[QUOTE=Paravin;19236794]Poor man had diarrhea most likely.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=jordguitar;19236807]Not really.[/QUOTE] You ever had a bad case of diaarhea? You'd be cursing at everyone on the flight if you did.
[QUOTE=scout1;19237081]You ever had a bad case of diaarhea? You'd be cursing at everyone on the flight if you did.[/QUOTE] If he did have diarrhea then they would know. That didn't happen.
[quote]The flight arrived about 12:34 p.m[/quote] 1234 Illuminati did it
[QUOTE]The 257 passengers[/QUOTE] 2, 5, 7 All prime numbers :ohdear:
Just stop using the number 253, it will get better.
[QUOTE=:smug:;19237384]2, 5, 7 All prime numbers :ohdear:[/QUOTE] 2, 5, 3. All prime numbers, too.
[QUOTE=venn177;19238171]2, 5, 3. All prime numbers, too.[/QUOTE] Now all we need is some far-fetched conspiracy theory and we're set :ohdear: [editline]22:48[/editline] 2 + 5 + 7 + 2 + 5 + 3 = 24 Now, the first Google search result for 24... [IMG]http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww26/I_Memo/FOX.png[/IMG] :ohdear: It may be worse than we feared.
[QUOTE=Paravin;19236794]Poor man had diarrhea most likely.[/QUOTE] That some seriously explosive diarrhea. You go into the bathroom, you come out with Blankets of SWAT and Emergency responders
I think he had a bomb, he just couldn't crap it out of his ass cause it was too painful.
[QUOTE=:smug:;19238318]Now all we need is some far-fetched conspiracy theory and we're set :ohdear: [editline]22:48[/editline] 2 + 5 + 7 + 2 + 5 + 3 = 24 Now, the first Google search result for 24... [IMG]http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww26/I_Memo/FOX.png[/IMG] :ohdear: It may be worse than we feared.[/QUOTE] OH MY GOD! Kiefer Suthlerland is a terrorist!
[quote]reported a "verbally disruptive" passenger[/quote] "hhnnnngh ahh shit how much more is there fuck oh god I think I'm getting high off the fumes shit"
[QUOTE=:smug:;19238318]Now all we need is some far-fetched conspiracy theory and we're set :ohdear: [editline]22:48[/editline] 2 + 5 + 7 + 2 + 5 + 3 = 24 Now, the first Google search result for 24... [IMG]http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww26/I_Memo/FOX.png[/IMG] :ohdear: It may be worse than we feared.[/QUOTE] [i]Isn't it interesting[/i] that the individual digits of the flight number and the passengers on this flight, added together equals the name of a show on FOX. I say that Glenn Beck is behind this terrorist plot. [i] It's all connections! [/i]
[QUOTE=jordguitar;19236807]Not really.[/QUOTE] Verbal diarrhea then.
[QUOTE=:smug:;19238318]Now all we need is some far-fetched conspiracy theory and we're set :ohdear: [editline]22:48[/editline] 2 + 5 + 7 + 2 + 5 + 3 = 24 Now, the first Google search result for 24... [IMG]http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww26/I_Memo/FOX.png[/IMG] :ohdear: It may be worse than we feared.[/QUOTE] Even more spooky: the plane landed at 12:34 1234... OR, 4321! 4*3*2*1 (or 4!) is equal to 24! It's all coming back to 24! THE END IS NIGH! REPENT! REPENT!
2 5 3 253 - ( ( 2 + 3 = 5 ) *10 = 50 ) - 203 or 23. :byodood:
253 + 413 = 666, oh fuck.
[QUOTE=sltungle;19243933] 1234... OR, 4321! 4*3*2*1 (or 4!) is equal to 24! It's all coming back to 24! THE END IS NIGH! REPENT! REPENT![/QUOTE] Why did you change the order of the numbers to multiply them
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19249111]Why did you change the order of the numbers to multiply them[/QUOTE] Bad reading. Did i not say a [b]far-fetched[/b] conspiracy theory?
[QUOTE=:smug:;19249243]Bad reading. Did i not say a [b]far-fetched[/b] conspiracy theory?[/QUOTE] That makes two people who don't know some basic facts about multiplication. When you multiply a series of numbers, the order doesn't matter. (1)(2)(3)(4) is the same as (4)(3)(2)(1). What he did was unnecessary.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19249111]Why did you change the order of the numbers to multiply them[/QUOTE] I put it that way because when you list a factorial it's always in order from highest to lowest. That way, just from a glance you know you're dealing with 4! or something.
I would have killed that fucking failure of a terrorist if I were on that plane the first time.
Lol. Maybe it was harold and koomar with there smokeless bong :D
[QUOTE=faze;19258159]I would have killed that fucking failure of a terrorist if I were on that plane the first time.[/QUOTE] And then you would have gone to jail.
and gotten buttraepd
oh my god, why is all of this happening when im flying southwest in march? :(
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