34-Year-Old Woman Caught Partially Nude With 14-Year-Old In Parked Car

[Jewels]

[img]http://media.indianasnewscenter.com/images/Michelle-Stalker.jpg[/img]

[quote=some ho]LAGRANGE COUNTY, Ind. (Indiana's NewsCenter) - A Middlebury woman is behind bars after being caught partially nude with a 14-year-old boy.

34-year-old Michelle Stalker and the boy were found in a car parked alongside U.S. 20 in LaGrange County and police say the boy told them that he and Stalker used the area frequently for sexual encounters.

Stalker faces preliminary charges of sexual misconduct with a minor.[/quote]

I feel bad for the 14 year old, firstly she is not the best looking woman, secondly she is a stalker by name that would make me worry straight away.

source [url]http://www.indianasnewscenter.com/news/local/58599202.html[/url]

[Rankzerox]

She looks like a door.

[editline]08:57AM[/editline]

Poor kid :frown:

[Dr Smashy]

She looks dour.

[RichardNixon]

I bet older women shower you with gifts if you put out for them.

[Sergeant Stacker]

what a fucking whore

[ashzu]

I woudn't tap that, and i'm 15.

[drain]

Nobody looks good in mugshots.

Give her a break.

[Stene]

"get out of here stalker"

That's one hell of a name that woman has :D

[KaIibos]

Michelle Stalker really

[B]REALLY?[/B]

if I had a name like Stalker or Rapist I'd be completely straight as a board my whole life for fear of being arrested and my name being put on television in a crime report

[Jewels]

[QUOTE=KaIibos;17350798]if I had a name like Stalker or Rapist I'd be completely straight as a board my whole life for fear of being arrested and my name being put on television in a crime report[/QUOTE]

I would become a priest or a vicar, that would be funny

[mutant]

God I'd rate her a 1. That's nasty, poor kid.

[yawmwen]

How is he a poor kid. I don't think he was being "raped"(although by the laws standards it was rape). If he chose to do it(more than once, like it says) he probably enjoyed it.

[bravehat]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;17350866]How is he a poor kid. I don't think he was being "raped"(although by the laws standards it was rape). If he chose to do it(more than once, like it says) he probably enjoyed it.[/QUOTE]

But she looks, like, well i don't know actually.

But she looks like she fell out the ugly tree and got face raped by everybranch on the way down.

[ashzu]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;17350866]How is he a poor kid. I don't think he was being "raped"(although by the laws standards it was rape). If he chose to do it(more than once, like it says) he probably enjoyed it.[/QUOTE]

i'd rather fap then do it with her.

[lazarus]

I'll stalk her.

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE=bravehat;17350905]But she looks, like, well i don't know actually.

But she looks like she fell out the ugly tree and got face raped by everybranch on the way down.[/QUOTE]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Plus mugshots and photos like those always look horrible.

[Revilo101]

I bet this Woman is Chris Hansen's wife.

I bet he'd tell her to sit "right there" all night long :smug:.

[Takato]

Gah
She's scary.

[Livewire123]

The reaction on the OP's avatar makes me laugh.

[Magnitude]

Maybe the 14 y.o should click on the link that I got down the bottom of this page:

[img]http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CKL35--E1Iz8LRDYBRhPMgg40VNGIweXGA[/img]

Oh god another one:

[img]http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=COS4x6OQ7c2wPhDYBRhaMghEAvpM-HAqQw[/img]

[B]WAT[/B]

The only reason I haven't adblocked them yet is cause they're just so goddamn funny sometimes :)

[Dummkopfs]

At what point in the mother's life did they think it was a good idea to let her live? She's as ugly as fuck. And I thought my ass was bad.

[N0 WAR]

They're always ugly...

[Hypnotize]

Jewels, you have the best avatar is the history of facepunch.

[img]http://i344.photobucket.com/albums/p353/HisSonJoJo/VICTORAH.jpg[/img]

[Ginteru]

[img]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y144/Evil_Weevil/PCISNOW.jpg[/img]

[editline]03:30PM[/editline]

Now

[Rosek]

Stalker by name, stalker by nature?

[satanika]

now thats what i call a sticky situation.

this reminded me of south park for some reason

mrs crabtree? or whatever her name was

[:smug:]

[QUOTE=ashzu;17350915]i'd rather fap then do it with her.[/QUOTE]

i'd rather fap with spiked gloves than do it with her

[SuPeR_MaN]

[QUOTE=satanika;17354061]now thats what i call a sticky situation.

this reminded me of south park for some reason

mrs crabtree? or whatever her name was[/QUOTE]
[img]http://media.southparkstudios.com/media/images/207/207_bunny_hostage_no_gun.gif[/img]

[Ronin]

Get out of here stalker?

[OscarLimaEcho]

[QUOTE=N0 WAR;17351588]They're always ugly...[/QUOTE]

There's a reason they are raping people.