Filipino fan gets plastic surgery to look like Superman - Polidicks

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hFRk2.jpg[/IMG] [release]A Philippine man obsessed with Superman has gone under the knife in a bizarre attempt to transform himself into his comic book hero, a report said on Monday. Mr Herbert Chavez, 35, has had plastic surgery repeatedly over the past 16 years to get Superman's famous cleft chin and defined nose, according to ABS-CBN television. He also had silicone injections for fuller lips, and thigh implants to achieve a more muscular look, the report said. AFP was unable to contact Mr Chavez on Monday but a Facebook page under his name showed dozens of photos of what appeared to be him and posts explaining why he resorted to plastic in an effort to become a Man of Steel.[/release] [url]http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNews/Lifestyle/Story/STIStory_722006.html[/url]

I can imagine him posting on Facebook. "Facebook I..."

Fuck the what.

He looks like a manikin.

Man of Plastic

Eyebrows need to be more thick.And his cheekbones are too outward.

Looks good for a Filipino Superman.

But can he smile?

Man of Silicone.

Opened page in new tab Moved to tab Saw picture Immediately closed tab. Humans are not supposed to have the uncanny valley effect.

[QUOTE=Master X;32738476]Looks good for a Filipino Superman.[/QUOTE] I know haha, I was expecting worse. But it can't look like this when he's old, just imagine the stories to tell his kids. "Sonny, when I was your age I was fucking Superman and got all the ladies."

Misread the title as spiderman.

[QUOTE=Medevilae;32738442]Eyes are wrong, jawbones and cheekbones aren't as pronounced as they should be.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Medevilae;32738442]Eyes are wrong[/QUOTE] SOON: Filipino man gets plastic surgery to stop being Asian

i dont understand why anyone would get plastic surgery unless its medical you just look like a fucking idiot

creepy

Now all he needs are some of these: [img]http://xmb.stuffucanuse.com/xmb/image.php?&aid=2242&ab-implants.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=The Vman;32739246]Now all he needs are some of these: [img]http://xmb.stuffucanuse.com/xmb/image.php?&aid=2242&ab-implants.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Implants disturb me...

[QUOTE=The Vman;32739246]Now all he needs are some of these: [img]http://xmb.stuffucanuse.com/xmb/image.php?&aid=2242&ab-implants.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That is just ridiculous.

This is just.. Fucked.

[QUOTE=The Vman;32739246]Now all he needs are some of these: [img]http://xmb.stuffucanuse.com/xmb/image.php?&aid=2242&ab-implants.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That doesn't look healthy at all.

[QUOTE=The Vman;32739246]Now all he needs are some of these: [img]http://xmb.stuffucanuse.com/xmb/image.php?&aid=2242&ab-implants.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] i wonder if you can play him like a xylophone

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;32739269]Implants disturb me...[/QUOTE] So Augmentations would be out of the question for you then?

*heat vison* Blarghg *face melts*

lacking jawline and cheek bones

[QUOTE=AWarGuy;32740055]So Augmentations would be out of the question for you then?[/QUOTE] Probably, that depends.

[QUOTE=Super_Poo;32740518]*heat vison* Blarghg *face melts*[/QUOTE] why does your avatar fit?

[QUOTE=The Vman;32739246]Now all he needs are some of these: [img]http://xmb.stuffucanuse.com/xmb/image.php?&aid=2242&ab-implants.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Reminds me of that other guy on that tv-show who also got this done, with arguably worse results: [img]http://www.celebcosmeticsurgery.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/etching.jpg[/img]

There's fans, and those who take it too far.

[QUOTE=Medevilae;32738442]Eyes are wrong, jawbones and cheekbones aren't as pronounced as they should be.[/QUOTE] elbows too pointy 4/10

[QUOTE=Xain777;32740916]why does your avatar fit?[/QUOTE] Because it's too cool for school.