• Mouse builds nest egg in ATM with $20 bills
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[url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090808/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_rodent_robber;_ylt=ArInLhmyPyNvq0laNJeSxwHtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTJsMmlvamlhBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkwODA4L3VzX29kZF9yb2RlbnRfcm9iYmVyBGNwb3MDMQRwb3MDMQRzZWMDeW5fdG9wX3N0b3J5BHNsawNtb3VzZWJ1aWxkc24-[/url] [quote]LA GRANDE, Ore. – A mouse found inside an automatic teller machine — along with a nest it had built with chewed-up $20 bills — gave an Oregon gas station employee the surprise of her life. The mouse, discovered Thursday, had thoroughly torn up two bills and damaged another 14 to line his nest. Employee Millie Taylor said she screamed and slammed the machine's door shut. The bank replaced all the money that wasn't extensively damaged, and the ATM has continued to work just fine. The mouse also got a reprieve: He was evicted from his nest but set free outside the station. Other workers at the Gem Stop Chevron in La Grande in eastern Oregon say they're mystified about how the mouse got inside the machine.[/quote]
Pretty strange, it probably got in when somebody was filling the machine with new bills.
how dare you disrespect the dead pressies i'll kill that fucker
That rich little fucker
I insulate my walls with $100 bills so beat that, mouse.
[quote=AP]La Grande in eastern Oregon say they're mystified about how the mouse got inside the machine.[/quote] Guess someone used a Moustercard. Hurrr.
[QUOTE=Seth2492;16553116]Guess someone used a Moustercard. Hurrr.[/QUOTE] :rimshot:
The mouse destroyed money on purpose! Throw that fucker in jail!
They should have taken pictures of it.
Isn't it like a federal offence to destroy currency or something? I don't know how it is in the US, but this Mouse just gets off for it? Bullshit.
[QUOTE=Seth2492;16553116]Guess someone used a Moustercard. Hurrr.[/QUOTE] Oh, you [i]shrew[/i]d punster you.
Oh god, it happened in La Grande. I loathe that town so much.
Dat mouse is a playa
Pretty weird stuff, but mice can't tell the difference as to what makes a better insulator. Still very odd as to why it would be in an ATM machine.
This mouse is a true gangster. rappers may swim in money or throw it around in the air, but this mouse builds his home out of it.
[QUOTE=Pat4ever;16551398]Pretty strange, it probably got in when somebody was filling the machine with new bills.[/QUOTE] What would it eat....? Mice can chew holes through almost anything given time. It probably got int though a part with thin metal or plastic.
My fucking 20. Rats. Also, very kind of them to set it free.
Looks like that mouse knows where the money is.... ....and how to make a nest out of it.
[img]http://image.blingee.com/images17/content/output/000/000/000/5c3/477450730_840212.gif?4[/img] [B][I]THAT DAMN MOUSE[/I][/B]
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