Today I punched a kid in the nose for calling me a "Jewish long-nosed fucktard" after hitting/flirting on his so called girlfriend and he's really racist, cause I was horny and single. She blushed alot and whatnot because I used some pick-up lines and follow-ups from the Internets. Now I was angry that day cause some asshole was hiding my assignment under his binder, he got an hour detention after school because he was "Disrupting the Learning Environment", that didn't remove my anger. So I saw a girl I knew that I really liked, and a started hitting on her, cause I read a survey somewhere that sex and other sexual stuff relieves anger and whatnot. So then he sees me hitting on "His Girl", then calls me a "Jewish long-nosed fucktard" because yes, I have to admit, that I do have a big nose. Then I whaled him in the nose, I didn't punch hard, he started crying and doing the "stop, drop and roll" thing.
Now the teacher sent me to the office, in a nice way, the Principal, and I quote, says this:
"Since the person that you punched, called you some 'Bad' names and has a history of bullying, we're not going to phone your parents, but just get a lunch-time detention, but don't do this again"
Funny thing though, he has a large swollen Nose now...
It was the funniest day of my goddamn life. I don't know what's going to happen at school tomorrow, but it was sure fucking funny.
So since I live In Canada, and my cousin had this experience twice, I thinking that all Canadian Schools have this system, so can anyone conform that?
Seems like a school thread
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;20923917]Fuck, I forgot that Icon Existed.[/QUOTE]
I wasn't talking about the icon. School threads in general are frowned upon.
I did shit like this all the time in school, not really worth talking about.
congrats
[QUOTE=Faunts;20923892]Seems like a school thread[/QUOTE]
Fuck, I forgot that Icon Existed.
Canadian schools aren't insane like American schools. If you didn't start the fight you probably won't get in trouble.
Still I wouldn't fuck with someone else's girlfriend, that shit ain't right.
If you hit on my girlfriend I'd tell you off too.
Yeah kind of, if some clit is known for something like this than it will probably be acknowledged and an actual situation, too bad I am in a catholic school and they take that shit seriously now.
The fact that you used "some pick-up lines and follow-ups from the Internets" makes me wonder what in the world you said to her. Are you sure she wasn't blushing from feeling really awkward? But that's beside the point, why were you hitting on that girl anyway? Just go find some single girl and you could have avoided this whole confrontation.
[QUOTE=angrykid8;20923927]Still I wouldn't fuck with someone else's girlfriend, that shit ain't right.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Micr0;20923964]If you hit on my girlfriend I'd tell you off too.[/QUOTE]
She's not his girlfriend, it's his "Girl", and he's a strange unpopular stalker kid. He said that he has 12 girlfriends in Kansas right now.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;20923867]Also, Fuck, I'm a dumbass, can a mod somehow edit the post icon to "School", I forgot about that title.
Today I punched a kid in the nose for calling me a "Jewish long-nosed fucktard" after hitting/flirting on his girlfriend cause I was horny and single. She blushed alot and whatnot because I used some pick-up lines and follow-ups from the Internets. Now I was angry that day cause some asshole was hiding my assignment under his binder, he got an hour detention after school because he was "Disrupting the Learning Environment", that didn't remove my anger. So I saw a girl I knew that I really liked, and a started hitting on her, cause I read a survey somewhere that sex and other sexual stuff relieves anger and whatnot. So then he sees me hitting on "His Girl", then calls me a "Jewish long-nosed fucktard" because yes, I have to admit, that I do have a big nose. Then I whaled him in the nose, I didn't punch hard, he started crying and doing the "stop, drop and roll" thing.
Now the teacher sent me to the office, in a nice way, the Principal, and I quote, says this:
"Since the person that you punched, called you some 'Bad' names and has a history of bullying, we're not going to phone your parents, but just get a lunch-time detention, but don't do this again"
It was the funniest day of my goddamn life. I don't know what's going to happen at school tommorow, but it was sure fucking funny.
So since I live In Canada, and my cousin had this experiance twice, I thinking that all Canadian Schools have this system, so can anyone conform that?[/QUOTE]
Schools here will fall for anything just walk up to them and say So and so did this and they wiill fall for it
Things like this happen in some schools.
And you were hitting on some dude's girlfriend? Doesn't matter if he is a prick, don't do that. Also you used pick up lines from the Internet? No offense, but wow.
And as stated above, Canadian schools aren't run quite like their US counterparts apparently. Even participating in a fight (even for justifiable reasons such as self defense) lands you an immediate three day suspension, usually out of school. At least that's how it is in my district.
I swear to god if you try to hit on my girlfriend ill deck yo ass
lol internet toughness but im tottaly serious
Not as good as the time my friend punched someone on a school bus, then managed to convince the staff he'd been leaning to press a stop button and accidently slipped and punched the guy in the face.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;20924015]She's not his girlfriend, it's his "Girl", and he's a strange unpopular stalker kid. He said that he has 12 girlfriends in Kansas right now.[/QUOTE]
How do you know it isn't his girlfriend? Just because he's "socially awkward" doesn't mean he can't have a girlfriend. And the 12 girlfriends thing was probably a joke.
[QUOTE=Tarana;20923988]The fact that you used "some pick-up lines and follow-ups from the Internets" makes me wonder what in the world you said to her. Are you sure she wasn't blushing from feeling really awkward? But that's beside the point, why were you hitting on that girl anyway? Just go find some single girl and you could have avoided this whole confrontation.[/QUOTE]
The pick-up lines were really good, but sorta cheesy
Is there a book about you? Cause I want to take you out.
Also I didn't know it was "His Girl", and I felt adventurous and horny
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;20924015]She's not his girlfriend, it's his "Girl", and he's a strange unpopular stalker kid. He said that he has 12 girlfriends in Kansas right now.[/QUOTE]
Ah now this makes it fine in my view now.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;20923867]
So since I live In Canada, and my cousin had this experiance twice, I thinking that all Canadian Schools have this system, so can anyone conform that?[/QUOTE]
Amazing how you now know what every school in Canada is like...
[QUOTE=Micr0;20924060]How do you know it isn't his girlfriend? Just because he's "socially awkward" doesn't mean he can't have a girlfriend. And the 12 girlfriends thing was probably a joke.[/QUOTE]
Cause if someone get's a girlfriend, someone would blog about it on facebook or twiter and the news would be heard around the world.
He did say that he had 12 girlfriends in kansas, but he's a lying fuck and almost everyone knows
What's the point in fighting?
lolcanada
One school=/=All Canadian schools
Ive seen people get suspended for just being involved...(highschool though)
I don't know about you guys, but I support the OP. And I'll take his word for it that the girl was just a friend, not an actual girlfriend.
Speaking of which, what the girl "Friend" say when you punched the kid? Hilarity must have ensued.
[QUOTE=Logidru;20924071]Amazing how you now know what every school in Canada is like...[/QUOTE]
You sir, have bad reading.
I explained at the end of the Original Post if anybody could conform this
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;20924223]What's the point in fighting?[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;20924061]The pick-up lines were really good, but sorta cheesy
Is there a book about you? Cause I want to take you out.
Also I didn't know it was "His Girl", and I felt adventurous and horny[/QUOTE]
That pickup line doesn't even make sense. It reminds me of Doc from The Boondock Saints! Mixing up your proverbs and pickup lines..
"Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck out of here!"
sounds a bit strange to be honest.
your pick up lines that is.
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;20924337]
Speaking of which, what the girl "Friend" say when you punched the kid? Hilarity must have ensued.[/QUOTE]
She yelled what the fuck, and she never talks to me
lol
[QUOTE=sevensins;20924395]That pickup line doesn't even make sense[/QUOTE]
She was dumb, and horny, and pretty.
It made perfect sence to her.
[QUOTE=Tarana;20923988]The fact that you used "some pick-up lines and follow-ups from the Internets" makes me wonder what in the world you said to her. Are you sure she wasn't blushing from feeling really awkward? But that's beside the point, why were you hitting on that girl anyway? Just go find some single girl and you could have avoided this whole confrontation.[/QUOTE]
"titsorgtfo"
Instant girl.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;20923867]after hitting/flirting on his girlfriend cause I was horny and single.[/QUOTE]
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