The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gorilla is a good guy with a gorilla
That Nelson Mandela part at the end killed me.
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;43178129]That Nelson Mandela part at the end killed me.[/QUOTE]
Killed him too
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;43178156]Killed him too[/QUOTE]
This just in: Nelson Mandela's death kills Nelson Mandela.
[QUOTE=Dr.C;43177990]The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gorilla is a good guy with a gorilla[/QUOTE]
When gorillas are outlawed, only outlaws will have gorillas.
Those poor black teenagers who have to deal with men with gorillas
You know if parents actually bothered locking their gorillas in gorilla cabinets or taught their children proper gorilla-safety gorilla-related child deaths would be virtually non-existent.
I think the bigger problem is violent videogames like Ape of Duty and Battlechimp.
I think people should be required to have a large primate license if they want to own a gorilla
I don't think we'll ever know what that weird rock is for
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;43179616]I don't think we'll ever know what that weird rock is for[/QUOTE]
Taser for Gorillas
If Facepunch is what I think it is then this will turn into a gorilla control argument in no time.
[QUOTE=HellSoldier;43180385]If Facepunch is what I think it is then this will turn into a gorilla control argument in no time.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=2nd Apemendment]
A well regulated Primate zoo, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Apes, [B][I][U]shall not be infringed.[/U][/I][/B][/QUOTE]
No argument to make.
i don't necessarily think that all gorillas should be banned. but i definitely think the easily portable, concealable hand-gorillas need to go. they're the most dangerous types, because you don't know they're around, and then suddenly some guy opens up his jacket and there's a gorilla staring you in the face.
[QUOTE=wulfe8857;43178190]This just in: Nelson Mandela's death kills Nelson Mandela.[/QUOTE]
This just in: Nelson Mandels is a murderer
[QUOTE=kaze4159;43179497]I think people should be required to have a large primate license if they want to own a gorilla[/QUOTE]
Would having a large primate license mean I could own a fat person?
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;43180595]i don't necessarily think that all gorillas should be banned. but i definitely think the easily portable, concealable hand-gorillas need to go. they're the most dangerous types, because you don't know they're around, and then suddenly some guy opens up his jacket and there's a gorilla staring you in the face.[/QUOTE]
But wouldn't the knowledge that any person might be carrying a concealable bonobo deter criminals from even acting in the first place?
Do people honestly still think a Gorilla will protect you from the government when they have Gorilla Nukes?
They even have supersonic flying gorillas and armoured gorillas with massive feces cannons on them. It's hopeless.
i have to say pope insanity is doing a much better job than the last guy.
Yeah but now people are 3D printing their own gorillas THIS IS MADNESS
the royal baby had me in bits
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;43180847]But wouldn't the knowledge that any person might be carrying a concealable bonobo deter criminals from even acting in the first place?[/QUOTE]
a bonobo? dude those things just like to fuck, that's like threatening a guy that has a knife with your wallet
More crimes are committed with bonobos than any other primate. DC had the right idea by banning them
the constitution [I]CLEARLY[/I] states the right to bear arms, NOT ape arms
[QUOTE=ScratchNsniff;43182909]Do people honestly still think a Gorilla will protect you from the government when they have Gorilla Nukes?
They even have supersonic flying gorillas and armoured gorillas with massive feces cannons on them. It's hopeless.[/QUOTE]
smaller gorillas can be used to acquire larger, more powerful gorillas
This fucking thread.
I can't.
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the creepy one word text from "mom"
"soon"
That was hillarious.
It's impossible to find bananas anywhere since everyone is panic buying them
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