Salvia - Holy shit i'm bacon and i'm falling out of the pan oh fuck

[Parakon]

Salvia Divnorium, shit is pretty intense. This thread is clearly about your trip stories and how you either like or dislike the drug.

The thread tagline is from a trip of my own, here's how it went;

Me and two friends were out behind our old junior high, taking turns smoking salvia on a stump then babbling and rolling around in the leaves as we came up. Then it came to my turn, I took a seat on the stump and inhaled, kept it in and before I knew it I was laughing like the joker had gotten me with that gas of his, apparently the whole time I was just rolling to and fro in a pile of leaves while giggling my ass off, what I saw however was this. I was in a frying pan, surrounded by a black void, in the pan was numerous other strips of bacon with my face on one end of each of them, then all of a sudden the pan tilted and I fell out of said pan, falling through the void as I watch the other strips of bacon laugh maniacally at me. That's all I remember.

When I started to come down I tried to talk and in between giggles i'd try to get out "That was so fucked" but it would just be "ma- maan th- haAHAha" and walking was pretty tough for a couple minutes.

The last time I did it, like last week wasn't as good, it was more frightening, I don't know if I didn't take enough or what, but my mouth was stretched as far back as it could go as I laughed my ass off in my friend's truck while 6 people watched me and tried to freak me out (Apparently i was able to get "you guys are assholes" out in-between the insanity.) It just felt like my world was the truck's dashboard, and I was trapped while people were watching, hard to explain really, anyways on with your stories.

[catch33]

Saliva Divinorum is truly an intense substance. I first bought an ounce of raw leaf from Mexico, a bowl would give you a definite feeling of 'somethin' aint right' but you would not fully trip.

Then I bought some 40x leaf. Words cannot even describe the complexity and strangeness of the trips Salvinorin A produces. I cannot even begin to word it, and I suspect no member of the human race will be able to either. The mindfuck is absolutely phenomenal. Complete disconnection from reality. Thrown into the twisted maze of your own mind. Strange feelings and thoughts are conjured up, but they have no context in this state of being. Knowledge of self and consciousness dissolved. A stare into the soul.

Even now, I often get fleeting moments of emotions and ideas imagined during my trips, but they are gone by the next second.

[SebSharpy]

I need to try this again, didn't go too well first time.

[Imaledgev2]

When I had the opportunity to do this, none of us knew what it could do. It was such a wasted opportunity...

[Poo Monst3r]

[QUOTE=catch33;18515687]Saliva Divinorum is truly an intense substance. I first bought an ounce of raw leaf from Mexico, a bowl would give you a definite feeling of 'somethin' aint right' but you would not fully trip.

Then I bought some 40x leaf. Words cannot even describe the complexity and strangeness of the trips Salvinorin A produces. I cannot even begin to word it, and I suspect no member of the human race will be able to either. The mindfuck is absolutely phenomenal. Complete disconnection from reality. Thrown into the twisted maze of your own mind. Strange feelings and thoughts are conjured up, but they have no context in this state of being. Knowledge of self and consciousness dissolved. A stare into the soul.[/QUOTE]

Or a stare into complete insanity/

[catch33]

[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;18515786]Or a stare into complete insanity/[/QUOTE]

This is beyond insanity. This is madness! This is blasphemy! BLASPHEMY? THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAA

[THEWALKINGDEAD]

Do most online head-shops ship Salvia to states where it's illegal? Any word on that?

[catch33]

[QUOTE=THEWALKINGDEAD;18515929]Do most online head-shops ship Salvia to states where it's illegal? Any word on that?[/QUOTE]

I highly doubt it, maybe you could get a friend or relative to ship you some over? Or drive across states?

[THEWALKINGDEAD]

[QUOTE=catch33;18515995]I highly doubt it, maybe you could get a friend or relative to ship you some over? Or drive across states?[/QUOTE]

Eh, I'll see my sister lives in the Northern part of the states, so maybe I'll talk to her about going across a state if she's going on a road trip.
The issue with that is I live in the Southern part of my state -_-