Canada Attacks: Beavers cut Trans-Siberian Railway signal wiring
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[quote]Transport police were called to a section of the famous trans-continental line in the southern Kemerovo region by railway staff, after the signalling system was knocked out, the local Kemerovo Independent City Site reports. "This often happens in remote areas, where criminals on the hunt for non-ferrous metals steal equipment or cut out sections of cables," the police say in a statement.[/quote]
[quote]But after arriving at the scene and finding that the copper wiring had been severed but was still in place, officers realised they weren't really needed. "Bringing the wrongdoers to justice is unlikely given that the signal was disabled by local beavers that inhabit a small nearby swamp.[/quote]
[quote]The damage was swiftly repaired.[/quote]
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Next week, a group of beavers tries to kill Vladimir Putin.
[QUOTE=Benx303;48457678]Next week, a group of beavers tries to kill Vladimir Putin.[/QUOTE]
By trapping him in a dam.
[QUOTE=Benx303;48457678]Next week, a group of beavers tries to kill Vladimir Putin.[/QUOTE]
if only
In other news beavers have dammed off every river in Russia causing mass flooding.
Tomorrow the Beavers ignite a revolution that ousts Putin and his cronies, and tries again to install a Democratic nation.
Beavers are little shits. Almost as bad as groundhogs.
Bring in the Predators do destroy those furry terrorists.
The suspected culprits:
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why does everyone think beavers are going to end putin
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;48466457]why does everyone think beavers are going to end putin[/QUOTE]
Beavers are the revolution!
[QUOTE=Benx303;48457678]Next week, a group of beavers tries to kill Vladimir Putin.[/QUOTE]
Fuck
I told SAD not to let this guy in. I knew he was going to expose our operation sooner or later.
I guess all those years experimenting with and training beavers to hunt down and kill bald people and then to release them by parachute into the proximities of the Baikal lake were for nothing.
We were close to killing Putin. We were THIS fucking close.
Thanks.
EDIT: Ah fuck it, let's just leave it to the Chechens. More bang for each buck spent.
[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;48466478]Beavers are the revolution![/QUOTE]
[I]Beaver la Revolución![/I] :dig:
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