• Guys, I'm fucking sick of this.
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I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only best friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea. TL;DR Read it please. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("gimmick" - GunFox))[/highlight]
Boxes, Boxes everywhere.
[img]http://www.dubuquechamber.com/americasriver/photos/2010/spongebob-squarepants%201.jpg[/img] [B]OP[/B]
-snip- im a retard
:facepalm: fuck, I fell for it.
"LOLZ i saw something in teh lmao threads and now im going to share it with everybody and make myself look cool XD" :colbert:
[QUOTE=cagafuego88;23514638]"LOLZ i saw something in teh lmao threads and now im going to share it with everybody and make myself look cool XD" :colbert:[/QUOTE] Hence, my boxes comment. :p
Very nice OP, did not see it coming.
I don't care how dumb these are, I always love reading them haha
It may be stupid, but it's still funny. [editline]08:54PM[/editline] --I mean.. AUUUGGHHHH!!
I had to re-read it after "I live in a pineapple under the sea" And then i saw all the connections to sponge bob, i love this thread.
I don't know if I should give you boxes or a smiley face. Smiley face.
Oh fuck I didn't read it all the way to the end and I missed the joke :saddowns:
I feel for you ma- WAIT A SECOND.
Well played sir. But seriously is this 4Chan?
[QUOTE=Egbeart;23514605]I'm almost [B]300[/B] and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. [B]I'm socially awkward[/B], even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern [B]bell[i]a[/i][/B].[B] I love her. [/B]You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only best friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea. TL;DR Read it please.[/QUOTE] Sounds kinda like [img]http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-4/robert-pattinson-kristen-stewart-twlight.jpg[/img]
Okay, that made me laugh.
I gave a serious reply, and now feel stupid.
Where's my TL;DR you git :argh:
btw you don't need a licence to drive a sandwhich
[QUOTE=mr apple;23514992]Sounds kinda like [img]http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-4/robert-pattinson-kristen-stewart-twlight.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] A pineapple under the sea. Are you trolling or are you really stupid enough to think we always make bad twilight joke
Now I will tell my life story. I born is Greece, in Lacedaemon. My parents are really strict, but everything else is fine, you know sun,wine,mountains. My only problem is my dad. He like to play with me, it's quite funny but after that I nearly always have problem with leaving well. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("making a gimmick alt (egbeart)" - GunFox))[/highlight]
I had a feeling it was spongebob pretty early and the pineapple confermed it lol
I totally fell for it. Good thread OP.
[QUOTE=Emperorconor;23515161]He like to play with me[/QUOTE] [img]http://blogs.bet.com/entertainment/spotlight/bet-blog/assets/2009/10/lil-wayne-wtf-300x297.jpg[/img]
fukcing golf clap
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