• How I threw feces at a furry convention.
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Well this all started 5 days ago when I was extremely bored and irritated, because across the street was my school, which somehow had allowed Furries to hold a convention there, and the thing was loud as shit. There was Extremely loud gay anime music, which they just wouldn't stop, even earplugs didn't help. I thought about calling the police, but I had to poop, so I got an idea. I went to my school and "Borrowed" our school mascot costume and sneaked into the convention. I tried to blend into the cloud of faggots, and waited for the golden urge to come on. There were furries coming onto me from every angle and commenting how fancy my fur was, it was horrible. But then, the urge to shit came, I grabbed my plastic bag and ran into the bathroom. I took one of the biggest dumps I've ever taken, and managed to hold the thing in a plastic bag, and prepare it for it's golden moment. The main furry organizer, was starting a speech in 10 minutes, so I had the perfect oppurtunity. He started talking about how happy he was that we were all here, and wanted us to yiff all night, when he got to that part, I knew it was time. I stood up and threw a big chunk of shit right at the guys face, it splattered all over his furry costume and penetrated it's fabric, I could hear him choking on the shit. I started to run, with a horde of furfags chasing after me, shit was flying everywhere. I managed to make it out of the building and get in my house and lock my doors, and close the windows. I was fucking terrified, there was 20 furries banging at my door, I knew I had to escape. I fled out the back door and straight into my neighbours garden, but they saw me. I ran, sweating like hell, till the fatter ones started to drop out, I finally got to the mall, and hid in the bathroom. Thirty minutes later, they were gone, and my job was done. I am proud of what I did. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Bullshit" - TH89))[/highlight]
This would be decent if it had the possibility of being true.
What a shitty thing to do
I am proud too
Nah just kidding, fuck furries
That convention sounds really crappy
Good, the world is a better place now.
[QUOTE=Randomasse;23498987]Well this all started 5 days ago when I was extremely bored and irritated, because across the street was my school, which somehow had allowed Furries to hold a convention there, and the thing was loud as shit. There was Extremely loud gay anime music, which they just wouldn't stop, even earplugs didn't help. I thought about calling the police, but I had to poop, so I got an idea. I went to my school and "Borrowed" our school mascot costume and sneaked into the convention. I tried to blend into the cloud of faggots, and waited for the golden urge to come on. There were furries coming onto me from every angle and commenting how fancy my fur was, it was horrible. But then, the urge to shit came, I grabbed my plastic bag and ran into the bathroom. I took one of the biggest dumps I've ever taken, and managed to hold the thing in a plastic bag, and prepare it for it's golden moment. The main furry organizer, was starting a speech in 10 minutes, so I had the perfect oppurtunity. He started talking about how happy he was that we were all here, and wanted us to yiff all night, when he got to that part, I knew it was time. I stood up and threw a big chunk of shit right at the guys face, it splattered all over his furry costume and penetrated it's fabric, I could hear him choking on the shit. I started to run, with a horde of furfags chasing after me, shit was flying everywhere. I managed to make it out of the building and get in my house and lock my doors, and close the windows. I was fucking terrified, there was 20 furries banging at my door, I knew I had to escape. I fled out the back door and straight into my neighbours garden, but they saw me. I ran, sweating like hell, till the fatter ones started to drop out, I finally got to the mall, and hid in the bathroom. Thirty minutes later, they were gone, and my job was done. I am proud of what I did.[/QUOTE] you're a liar, you're 22 and not in school op is a liar, I have him on steam and he's told me he's the following ages: 14 15 20 22 24
And I just came home from mars.
If this is real, you are a true hero. But sadly, this thread is most likely a joke.
you are a true american hero
This is a hate crime and fraud.
[QUOTE]He started talking about how happy he was that we were all here, [B]and wanted us to yiff all night[/B], when he got to that part, I knew it was time. [/QUOTE] Stereotypical furry hate, how could he talk about sex in a convention held in a school.
Sounds a bit anal.
[QUOTE=geogzm;23499033]you're a liar, you're 22 and not in school op is a liar, I have him on steam and he's told me he's the following ages: 14 15 20 22 24[/QUOTE] Well people age over time of course.
Congratulations, you're an immature little bastard, regardless of whether or not it's true.
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;23499071]Well people age over time of course.[/QUOTE] i've known him for less than a year
lol i threw poop at someone If this was remotely true, you wouldn't be here to post about it. Something gives me the feeling splattering someone with a bag of shit is a little illegal
[QUOTE=Zeldy;23499079]Congratulations, you're an immature little bastard, regardless of whether or not it's true.[/QUOTE] I think your a furry
[QUOTE=Randomasse;23498987] He started talking about how happy he was that we were all here, and wanted us to yiff all night, when he got to that part, I knew it was time. [/QUOTE] Yeah, you have no idea what goes on in furry conventions.
[QUOTE=geogzm;23499033]you're a liar, you're 22 and not in school op is a liar, I have him on steam and he's told me he's the following ages: 14 15 20 22 24[/QUOTE] You've just found yourself a time traveler.
[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy;23499164]You've just found yourself a time traveler.[/QUOTE] am i seeing future echoes i'm scared hold me
[QUOTE=ACupXOfXNoodles;23499134]I think your a furry[/QUOTE] Nah. I just hate idiots who are too anti furry, [I]and[/I] idiots who are too furry.
[quote=zeldy;23499079]congratulations, you're an immature little bastard, regardless of whether or not it's true.[/quote] furry!! Go get him!
cool story bro
[QUOTE=Zeldy;23499203]Nah. I just hate idiots who are too anti furry, [I]and[/I] people who are too furry.[/QUOTE] Ahh. Makes sense now that i think about your posts :v:
[QUOTE=Zeldy;23499203]Nah. I just hate idiots who are too anti furry, [I]and[/I] idiots who are too furry.[/QUOTE] I just hate all furys and fury sympathisers
ITT: Immaturity, lies, and a potential shitstorm. More at eleven. :foxnews:
you're worse than the furries. bad spelling is not the same as bad grammar people.
Never tell your password to anyone. SAY WHAT: you're such an obvious liar then who was duck: well no shit then who was duck: trollin'
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