thread title is misleading, but it's better than "preserving clean urine". i got a semi-dream job opportunity which im applying for later today. im pretty much clean and i dunno if im going to get a drug test, in all probability i will be tested. it's a job at a video rental shop, i think it might be a chain, if it is it's not big. thing is i've been fiending lately and eve, while being fun, is tearing at my nerves (while toughening them greatly, i recommend it to anyone trying to work on their zen monk status). the good thing is that i've got some money so a dub is well within my reach.
so if i don't get the job or if the test is at a later date what's the best way to preserve my piss so i don't have to ask one of my clean buds for their pee? how long will it keep? and what's the best way to use it? cause i heard they take the temperature so i'd be required to hide it somewhere and have it warm to fool them. i've heard about taping a large eyedropper of it to your leg, which sounds like a pretty good idea but im open to suggestions.
Don't smoke
if i don't get a job by the time outside lands comes around im going to need a way
Get your clean piss in a turkey baster. Then what you said, strap it to your leg. For the time being, like before you have to submit it, maybe hide it in your computer case? Or find some other clever way to do it.
wont it spoil? how long does it keep at room temp before it gets icky or unacceptable for a test?
jesus fuckin christ i need a j. i've been sober for WAY to long, i've forgotten what it's like to be high on weed.
Don't you live in cali?
Chances are they just reserve the right to test you, but probably won't actually do it, and even if they did test you I doubt they'd do shit for weed
[QUOTE=Llivavin;16682092]Don't you live in cali?
Chances are they just reserve the right to test you, but probably won't actually do it, and even if they did test you I doubt they'd do shit for weed[/QUOTE]
it doesn't look good for you if your test comes up positive.
If you must sneak it in, make sure its no more than a week before the test (I believe urin begins to degrade after several days.) Wear tight-fitting underwear. If you've got some money grab the tight boxer shorts and then using a small bottle (a cleaned out goldbond spray bottle works great) Microwave the bottle a couple of hours before the test and then immediately slip it in your boxers between the legs and behind the testicles. Keep it there. It will slip and slide, just do your best.
By the time you get to the drug test the urin will have come down in temperature to resemble that of your body heat and seeing as it is pretty dang toasty in that area, it's a good place to keep it.
Oh and before you pour it, shake.
keeping it in a fridge will help it from going bad for up to a week
leaving it at room temp will only last for a couple of days
you could try and get someone who's cool
to piss in a condom or something
right before you leave to take the test
then strap it to your thigh
then bring a small sharp object to prick it with
this would probably work best
(witnessed it work before)
or you could just not smoke
Just don't smoke or don't do it much really. Thats the most simple answer I spose.... Just think, is a J really worth the chance that you don't get your dream job? Then, once you have the job, think of all the money.
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Just buy some quickfix from your local smoke shop...
If you don't stop smoking; your just going to be in a deeper hole. Just get clean and hold a steady job, it's really not that hard.
[QUOTE=5150Luke;16687765]it doesn't look good for you if your test comes up positive.[/QUOTE]
all depends on the place, alot of places around where i live don't drug test you unless you've fucked up or look like you're on something.
if anything foodstuff, go with a resturant, only the high-end ones drug test, even then it's usually in the situation i've stated above.
[QUOTE=Rastaboy;16696410]If you don't stop smoking; your just going to be in a deeper hole. Just get clean and hold a steady job, it's really not that hard.[/QUOTE]
as i said i already have been clean for a very long time.. maybe a month maybe two months i don't know.
i cannot stay this way for much longer it's driving me crazy and they haven't fucking called back yet. on the other hand i forgot to put my ssn on the app, it's been a day and i haven't called [I]them[/I]
shit i'd hate to live somewhere where drug testing for jobs is common.
what you do in your own time should be your own business, not your employer's
also you should call them, it shows you're motivated, they're far more likely to offer the job to you, some employers won't contact you at all.
beating urine tests is harder than you think. sometimes they physically watch you pee, so there's no slipping that convenient clean (albeit cold) urine you have stored somewhere in your leg. unless the testing is lax, which it could be.
me
fuck
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