• Incredible People Mk II: Me.
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BagMinge was born in a hospital. Nothing special about him, at first glance. A healthy, crying baby. But then the doctors checked to see what sex he was, and they saw the most remarkable thing: [b]He had three testicles, in the shapes of cubes.[/b] The doctors were stunned. At first, they thought it was a tumor, but tests proved otherwise. He had three, fully functioning cube-nuts. The cube shaped increased output by 80%. BagMinge went on to do great things. He currently makes millions off of the literally never ending stream of semen he produces. He has been featured in Time magazine for "single-handily ending any chance of a male infertility crisis forever." He has been able to repair the ozone layer via vaporized semen. You have to ask yourself, how can this happen? Just as a baby can be born with a detrimental mutation, a baby can be born with a helpful one, in this case a third nut. Lost is the life-altering, painful mutations. The only detrimental thing to occur to him is finding underwear large enough to hold the sack in. Game-time, all day every day, if you know what I mean. When asked about his achievements, he replied, "Look at the first word of each sentence in the last paragraph."
The fuck is wrong with you why didn't you keep it.
That's really great to know
Wait did you keep it?
Memeshit
[QUOTE=kevn150;22225879]Wait did you keep it?[/QUOTE] Of course I did.
you just lost the when look
[QUOTE=Carbon123;22225893]Memeshit[/QUOTE] what.
i dont get it :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;22225901]i dont get it :saddowns:[/QUOTE] what is there to get
How would they immediately know his testicles were fully functioning
[QUOTE=BagMinge101;22225852]BagMinge was born in a hospital. Nothing special about him, at first glance. A healthy, crying baby. But then the doctors checked to see what sex he was, and they saw the most remarkable thing: [B]He had three testicles, in the shapes of cubes.[/B] The doctors were stunned. At first, they thought it was a tumor, but tests proved otherwise. He had three, fully functioning cube-nuts. The cube shaped increased output by 80%. BagMinge went on to do great things. He currently makes millions off of the literally never ending stream of semen he produces. He has been featured in Time magazine for "single-handily ending any chance of a male infertility crisis forever." He has been able to repair the ozone layer via vaporized semen. [B]You[/B] have to ask yourself, how can this happen? [B]Just[/B] as a baby can be born with a detrimental mutation, a baby can be born with a helpful one, in this case a third nut. [B]Lost[/B] is the life-altering, painful mutations. [B]The[/B] only detrimental thing to occur to him is finding underwear large enough to hold the sack in. [B]Game[/B]-time, all day every day, if you know what I mean. When asked about his achievements, he replied, "Look at the first word of each sentence in the last paragraph."[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BagMinge101;22225896]Of course I did.[/QUOTE] I bet the chicks dig it.
[QUOTE=kevn150;22225947]I bet the chicks dig it.[/QUOTE] They don't just dig it. They jackhammer it.
no, i didnt lose the game
[QUOTE=Nafziger;22225943]thing[/QUOTE] Aww fuck seriously? I actually thought someone had three balls. But apparently I just lost the game. You know it's not funny anymore.
Really a "the game" reference. Fuck you
[QUOTE=IamTehKings;22225992]Really a "the game" reference. Fuck you[/QUOTE] umad
Touché.
Heart pounding.
*tear* The American dream...
[QUOTE=Dave825;22226578]*tear* The American dream...[/QUOTE] Wait what?
[QUOTE=BagMinge101;22225852]A crying baby.[/QUOTE]‏ This is all you will ever be
[QUOTE=BagMinge101;22225852]A crying baby.[/QUOTE] Yes this reflects on your posting style(which sucks btw) so this is a true fact, [QUOTE=BagMinge101;22225852]The doctors were stunned. [/QUOTE] Yes they were stunned as the most grotesque piece of filth that just had come into the world right in front of them [QUOTE=BagMinge101;22225852]You have to ask yourself, how can this happen?[/QUOTE] Years of inbreeding
Maybe you were just born a Krogan missing a testicle.
evilweazel was in a gunfight once.
Hope you don't ever go to jail, son
lolwutdude created many masterpiece avatars
Your avatar is literally performula's avatar except you decided to draw some crappy edits like the terrible pencil tool'ed stash and hat
[QUOTE=gaydolf weedler;22227101]Your avatar is literally performula's avatar except you decided to draw some crappy edits like the terrible pencil tool'ed stash and hat[/QUOTE] who the fuck is performula
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