Chickens roam school corridors in Belfast school - Polidicks

[quote]Pupils at one Belfast school have marked their last day of sixth form with some 'fowl' behaviour. The students, about to depart on study leave prior to their A-level exams, released a number of hens to roam the school corridors. Teachers at the large grammar school were reported to be 'eggs-asperated' at having to catch the feathered flock. Thankfully, the hens managed to avoid venturing into the school kitchens. Eventually, they were safely rounded up and returned unharmed to their usual home in the farmyard. Friday 4 May marks the last day of lessons for many sixth formers in Northern Ireland this year. They will only return to school to sit A-level exams, and it has long been a tradition of the day to carry out a series of pranks on other pupils and unsuspecting teachers. Signs erected Callers to BBC Northern Ireland's Talkback programme confessed to some strange antics on their final day in school. In one County Antrim grammar, a play was staged in which a number of teachers were impersonated by students, while pupils at Sullivan Upper School in Holywood erected for-sale signs at the front of the school. Elsewhere, one teacher was surprised to find goldfish merrily swimming in the staff room water-cooler. A confession about last-day high jinks has also been made closer to the home of BBC online. One BBC newsreader, who shall remain nameless, admitted hoisting an item of ladies underwear to the top of the school flagpole on his final day in the classroom. He stressed that the bra in question was definitely not his own.[/quote] [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-17957418[/url] This happened at [url=http://methody.org/]my school[/url], I don't think they will be forgetting our year in a hurry :v

Lol, this was amusing (I go to the same school btw) :3

Chickens roams facepunch's corridors as well

I like chickens.

At my school on the last day they flooded the garden outside the main entrance then drove their cars through it so it would cover the school in mud. They also threw toilet paper over all the trees.

They did that once at my school. It took a crane to get them out.

Chickens! was behind this all along!

[QUOTE=Darkimmortal;35849503][url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-17957418[/url] This happened at [url=http://methody.org/]my school[/url], I don't think they will be forgetting our year in a hurry :v[/QUOTE] haha methody, wankers - heres what we did for ours at coleraine inst [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT9Oc9QfqS4[/media]

I thought we had something special Chickens! ;_;

Good lord chickens! Self control!

I suppose they were thinking: "School's out, it's four o'[I]cluck[/I]." I say, they're not [I]eggsactly[/I] the [I]hard-boiled[/I] types, eh?

Why did I think this was going to be my school (which isn't even in Belfast even though it's called Belfast High School) and I happened to be off on that day?

Fucking Dark!

What the hell... Also why no Ducks... (Dark will understand this)

we had a few dogs in our school more than once, animals over here seem to like school grounds

seems like ireland alright

I want a pet chicken.

Stop linking me to this damn thread!

[QUOTE=redback3;35849561]Chickens roams facepunch's corridors as well[/QUOTE] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2692549/chickens_corridor.jpg[/img] Oh hi Chickens

[QUOTE=D3vils Buddy;35849589]At my school on the last day they flooded the garden outside the main entrance then drove their cars through it so it would cover the school in mud. They also threw toilet paper over all the trees.[/QUOTE] At the end of my senior year, we covered nearly the entire school grounds with flour.

I live near Belfast, ME. :(

[QUOTE=icemaz;35851128][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2692549/chickens_corridor.jpg[/img] Oh hi Chickens[/QUOTE] I kept wondering why a pink dildo Then I began to remember That the curtains were red Chickens! was there, slightly arched backwards, while the curtains shined this pinkish light above his already pink body horrifying

In my friends school last year, the 6th years bought 2 ducks, and painted the numbers 1 and 3 on them, so hopefully the teachers would go looking for number 2, but that idea is so old even the teachers knew about it. They had heard that ducks love corn flakes so they got loads of corn flakes and threw them everywhere in the hope that the ducks would stick around to eat them, but apparently ducks didn't like corn flakes, and were terrified of all the commotion caused by them, so they shat all over the second floor. The principal eventually caught them and was giving out to them when one of the ducks ran past his leg, so he picked it up and marched over to the window, the lads responsible started protesting but the principal was in no mood to listen, so he threw the duck out the window. Now what the principal didn't know, and would have known had he listened to the students protests, was that the boys had bought ducks with clipped wings so they wouldn't be flying all over the place, so when he threw it out the window, all the duck was able to do was flail hopelessly as it plummeted two stories to the tarmac. I'm pretty sure the lads got expelled. Don't know why I'm getting hearts, I thought it was fucking hilarious.

Hah, my sister did something similar. One of her friends lived on a farm so she got em' to bring a tonne of Hay and a bunch of Chickens to school in the morning. When the Teachers got there there was hay and chickens everywhere, lots of poop too.

That article used up all the good puns, it really ruffles my feathers when they do that.

[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;35851547]I kept wondering why a pink dildo Then I began to remember That the curtains were red Chickens! was there, slightly arched backwards, while the curtains shined this pinkish light above his already pink body horrifying[/QUOTE] wait wat do I [I]want[/I] to know?

[QUOTE=icemaz;35851128]chickens dick Oh hi Chickens[/QUOTE] The scary part of this image is that you probably had his naked picture saved to make that :v: [QUOTE=WittyUsername;35857197]wait wat do I [I]want[/I] to know?[/QUOTE] He posted a picture of himself naked, you might as well know considering he will never be able to live it down :v:

[QUOTE=bobsynergy;35857218]The scary part of this image is that you probably had his naked picture saved to make that :v: He posted a picture of himself naked, you might as well know considering he will never be able to live it down :v:[/QUOTE] i must see this so i can assure it will never be lived down

puns

[QUOTE=WittyUsername;35857265]i must see this so i can assure it will never be lived down[/QUOTE] Nope, never again. That image is burnt into my head as is. I don't want to have to refresh it ever again.