A man used a large rock to rob a Bellingham shoe store over the weekend, according to Bellingham police.
The man walked into the Red Wing Shoes store, 117 Telegraph Road, at about 4 p.m. Saturday just as an employee was closing for the day. The man told the employee "this is a robbery" and held a rock over the victim's head. The man took an undisclosed amount of cash and walked out.
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This never would have happened if people were allowed to carry concealed paper.
He rocked that place up huh
& ITT rock jokes
He must have nerves of steel.
Wait wrong material.
he was obviously motivated by rock and roll
that guy has rock hard abs
I guess he was living under a rock.
He used a rock as a weapon.
[QUOTE=Opacity;19429532]that guy has rock hard abs[/QUOTE]
i bet you have a rock hard boner for him
[QUOTE=slbobo;19429546]i bet you have a rock hard boner for him[/QUOTE]
yeah he rocked his world
[QUOTE=ken188;19429611]yeah he rocked his world[/QUOTE]
more like his asshole
Whats up with all these stupid rock jokes? The only good one is the original person who posted this.
That was Geodude, not a rock damnit.
That store manager has rockin tits!
Must've been a stone cold man.
It was this Rock that he was holding.
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Arrgh, ninja'd
Damn, guess the cashier chose scissors.
If only the Cashier had had paper.
[QUOTE=slbobo;19429515]he was obviously motivated by rock and roll[/QUOTE]
ban rock and roll
He was probably stoned.
wow you can rob a store with a rock. that is really sad
This guy's fucking rock solid.
He must've been hard as a rock.
...I tried.:saddowns:
Sounds like a Flinstones episode
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This never would have happened if people were allowed to carry concealed paper.[/QUOTE]
That joke earned you my funny :v:
The recent decrease in news pun quality saddens me.
"A man was found burned to death in his NYC apartment today."
"Well I guess he was... ON FIRE! LO!L"
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;19431291]The recent decrease in news pun quality saddens me.
"A man was found burned to death in his NYC apartment today."
"Well I guess he was... ON FIRE! LO!L"[/QUOTE]
I have never heard about it. Ah. Thanks for telling me your taste in men. Is it only a guess? I get it. was. What is it like on FIRE. I think LO L is a lot of things.
If Obama bans guns this is what people will turn to. But they aren't banned so this guy sounds like an idiot.
Did somone say...:rock:
Al Bundy wouldn't have let this happen
Mr. T!
To the rescure!
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