Man arrested for repeatedly depositing his spunk in female co-worker's water bottle - Polidicks

[url]http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/man-arrested-for-putting-semen-in-female-co-workers-water-bottle-082010[/url] [release][img]http://media2.myfoxdc.com//photo/2010/08/20/MichaelKevinLallana_20100820074203_640_480.JPG[/img] A man was arrested Tuesday in California for ejaculating twice into a female co-worker’s water bottle. Officers say that in January 2010, 31 year old Michael Kevin Lallana entered a female co-workers office at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, California and ejaculated into a water bottle that was on her desk. The semen-filled water bottle was left on the office desk. The female later returned and drank the contents of the water bottle. The victim reported feeling ill after drinking the water. Police say that approximately three months later in April 2010, Lallana again ejaculated into a water bottle that the same female co-worker left on her desk. Again the victim returned to her office and drank from the semen-filled water bottle. This time, after feeling ill again, the victim sent it to a private lab to be tested. In June 2010, the female was contacted by the private lab who confirmed that the water bottle contained semen. The victim reported the incidents to the Orange Police Department. In early July, following further investigation by the police and the Orange County Crime Lab, the defendant was linked through DNA to the crimes. Lallana was arrested Tuesday outside of his home. Lallana was charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification. If convicted, he faces a sentence ranging from a minimum of three months to a maximum of three years in jail with mandatory sex offender registration. In a disturbing story out of Maryland, a man was arrested in July for throwing semen on women who were shopping in a Michael’s Craft store and in a Giant super market. In this case police believe the suspect, Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr., used a spray bottle to spray the semen on the women’s backs![/release] LIKE A BOSS

What, did he think it would get them pregnant or something?

... "it was an accident v:smug:v"

This man has more balls than brains.

Guess you could say she never saw it coming.

[QUOTE=dogmachines;24228401]Guess you could say she never saw it coming.[/QUOTE] I lol'd

And this is why you shouldn't keep your urges bottled up

[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;24228471]And this is why you shouldn't keep your urges bottled up[/QUOTE] And then you lose control. Atleast the lady came to her senses and got tested.

How did she not see the strange silvery swimmers that rested in her water?

I honestly didn't know you could become ill after drinking semen.

There seems to be alot of threads about people doing weird stuff with stuff that comes out of their bodies.

[QUOTE=Eluveitie;24229191]There seems to be alot of threads about people doing weird stuff with stuff that comes out of their bodies.[/QUOTE] Agreed, first the pool and now this.

[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;24229184]I honestly didn't know you could become ill after drinking semen.[/QUOTE] I'd feel odd if my water tasted funny.

Looks like she wont see him cumming to work anymore.

Somebody's poisoned the waterhole [img]http://img.listal.com/image/1185300/500full.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;24228374]This man has more balls than brains.[/QUOTE] This is clearly evident by his need to ejaculate at work.

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;24228374]This man has more balls than brains.[/QUOTE] Most people do. 2:1 ratio my friend.

if he thought he could get away with this, he had another thing coming.

How did she not realize it, and how would she get sick?

This guy looks familiar somehow, has he been on this forum?

[QUOTE=w 1 z;24229642]Somebody's poisoned the waterhole [img]http://img.listal.com/image/1185300/500full.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That kid always scared me.

What was he thinking? I mean cum on!!

She got ill from semen?

ryu-gi?

[QUOTE=Ignhelper;24231471]She got ill from semen?[/QUOTE] If anything it should make you feel great and full of vigor.

He's got a lot of spunk to do that.

What a dumbass. What the hell did he think he would accomplish?

[QUOTE=Kurtzund;24231153]What was he thinking? I mean cum on!![/QUOTE] :downsrim:

he should've just laced her hemorrhoid/acne cream

I'd hate to be that girl..