I'm smokin weed first time this weekend, I have a couple questions.
1. How long will it last? I'm paying $10 for it and I know it is real stuff.
2. Will I smell after I smoke it? If so, how do I get rid of this?
3. Will my eyes be bloodshot?
Any other tips would be nice.
long enough
yes, you dont
yes
smoke some weed
Hope you have a fun time, son. :smile:
1. Depends, but most likely around 1-2 hours.
2. If your in a closed room you'll smell. Just go take a 15 minute walk or ride your bike. The smell will go away.
3. If it's your first time, most likely yes. Just get some eye-drops and you'll be A-Ok!
Bring along some gatorade or water, you'll get some serious cottonmouth. You [b]MIGHT[/b] not get high your first time, but don't give up. You will eventually. Some noobies act goofy, just a warning.
:2bong:
First time i smoked it was 3 bowls. and i only felt a slight high.
The second time is the best by far i thought everyone was cartoon characters or something.
Well anyway.
Stay away from public areas. Its usually a bad idea.
And smoke a cigarette it makes the high a lot better also you dont smell like weed.
Food makes you a little more less high so don't eat if you want the high to last
Bring water or your favorite drink they call it "cottonmouth" for a reason.
Drinking beer gives me the spins so i would stay away from it your first time.
The eye drops for redness work the best. any others make it worse and basically blind you
That's all i got. have fun.
If you get high...
1. It'll last 3-5 hours. The first few highs always seem to last for ages.
2. Depends on where you're smoking and how much you're smoking. Bring some cologne or body spray just to be safe
3. Most likely, yes
Make sure to have some cold beverage at hand. You're gonna need it.
Basically, what everyone else said. I'm pretty new myself, so speaking from relatively new experience, you won't stink if you smoke outside. If you smoke in a room, you WILL stink, but just walk around outside for a bit and the smell will go.
Personally, i've never had bloodshot eyes, but if you do, just use eye drops like they said. If you don't have any, don't worry, your eyes will go back to normal after an hour or so.
And yeah, people say newbs act goofy, which is true in some cases, but fuck that. Have a good time, it's why you're doing it. If your friends start acting serious cause you're talking about why shit is brown, or why the stars look like seagulls, tell em to shut the fuck up and lighten up. You're all out to have a good time, so have a good time. Don't hold yourself back to look "cool".
[QUOTE=KingQ8;19597483]And yeah, people say newbs act goofy, which is true in some cases, but fuck that. Have a good time, it's why you're doing it. If your friends start acting serious cause you're talking about why shit is brown, or why the stars look like seagulls, tell em to shut the fuck up and lighten up. You're all out to have a good time, so have a good time. Don't hold yourself back to look "cool".[/QUOTE]
Couldn't agree anymore.
1x Agree.
[QUOTE=Rastaboy;19597955]Couldn't agree anymore.
1x Agree.[/QUOTE]
Thanks, I hate it when you want to go out and have fun, and you expect to, but your friends end up not even laughing or messing around cause it ain't cool. Shit, why get high in the first place? You get high to have an insane amount of fun and I swear to God, nothing beats being high with a group of friends just sitting down and talking. Best feeling ever. If someone stops you from doing that, or makes you feel like a goofy twat for doing it, then they should stop smoking weed.
Hell, nothing makes me laugh harder than when we have a heated debate about some random shit, and the next day we look back on it and realize how stupid it was. I remember we were getting ready to pay for weed, and there were three of us. One of us was going to pick it up. Anyways, I had a tenner, and my mate had a fiver, and we spent about 20 minutes discussing if we were being ripped off or not (I said you give me your fiver and i'll give him my tenner [talking about british pounds]), the next day, we looked back on it and realized how high we were (we'd smoked the last of our weed before buying the new one, that's why we were so blazed) :D Good times.
All helpful guys thanks. I have another question, is the redness of the eyes THAT noticable?
Not really, it's not bloodshot red red, its more like pinkish red.
if you smoke all 10 of that by yourself you are going to be super stoned,
it will last 4-5 hours, if its not shit weed.
you're eyes will be as crimson as the devils dick.
of course this is all in my experience, you might be different.
^ depends totally on user, and potency. When I smoke good weed my eyes go fucking red. I invested in some visine for that though.
I remember I used to always be so careful about hiding shit from my parents, I never left without eyedrops if I knew I was gonna be smoking, I had spray and shit, now I dont even care if my eyes are red, if my parents say anything about it I just say Im tired and thats that, they cant really do anything about it and Im not acting like Im stoned out of my gourd. Smell really isnt much of an issue, cigarette smoke is alot clingier than pot smoke. Pot smoke is just strong for a short time. Ive smoked a joint with my buddies while I was already running late getting home and I jumped in the car and made the 10 minute drive right after finishing and I was fine.
I can't risk it. After getting caught a lot my dad is a hawk. Plus he smokes so he knows.
lol 10 dollars
Don't do drug.
[QUOTE=Wipmuck;19604265]Don't do drug.[/QUOTE]
:hurr:?
[QUOTE=CuriousFper;19599836]Not really, it's not bloodshot red red, its more like pinkish red.[/QUOTE]
Just made these.
It's [U][B]NOT[/B][/U][IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/ab2j3b.jpg[/IMG]
[U][B]It is[/B][/U][IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/9poz6c.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Weirdo009;19604440]Just made these.
It's [U][B]NOT[/B][/U]*white stripy oval*
[U][B]It is[/B][/U]*pink oval*[/QUOTE]
Eye's are more ball-shaped aren't they?
[QUOTE=HiddenMyst;19606309]Eye's are more ball-shaped aren't they?[/QUOTE]
Sorry bro, I'm not an anatomy expert(;
It is right though.
[QUOTE=Weirdo009;19607043]Sorry bro, I'm not an anatomy expert(;
It is right though.[/QUOTE]
I never denied it was right... I was the first to agree to it.
[QUOTE=HiddenMyst;19607097]I never denied it was right... I was the first to agree to it.[/QUOTE]
I know, just clarifying(:
[QUOTE=Vaultseeker4;19599409]All helpful guys thanks. I have another question, is the redness of the eyes THAT noticable?[/QUOTE]
Yes, it is. You're going to look like you're shooting laser beams from your eyes.
[QUOTE=Anubis678;19608219]Yes, it is. You're going to look like you're shooting laser beams from your eyes.[/QUOTE]
Maybe that's what the :weed: emot means.
I think it's just an emote showing weed being lit...
It's an orange turtle laserbeaming a lettuce.
[QUOTE=Adrego;19627105]It's an orange turtle laserbeaming a lettuce.[/QUOTE]
Of course, it's so clear now
[QUOTE=HiddenMyst;19608236]Maybe that's what the :weed: emot means.[/QUOTE]
It's the end of a spliff being lit
My eyes get roached when i get baked and i talk real slow.
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buy these and your eyes will be white as white can be. don't fuck around with that visine shit, it doesn't work (atleast for me).
i've counted, and they work in about 5 minutes.
when you put them in, you'll get this huge sensation of wintergreen throughout your body, and a taste of freshness in your mouth and eyes. it's awesome.
they are kind of expensive, but well worth the investment if you plan on smoking regularly.
oh yeah, dont buy the blue ones or the silver ones, well, unless you like the feeling of your eyeballs being pulled out of the sockets and burned to a crisp. (however they do work like a charm)
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