The Dilduino: Code your own dildo - Polidicks

[QUOTE] We've seen some wild IndieGogo (or Kickstarter) crowdfunded projects before, including [URL="http://www.dailytech.com/Tesla+Museum+is+Almost+Here+Thanks+to+The+Oatmeal+and+945K+in+Donations/article25488.htm"]a Tesla Museum fundraising campaign[/URL] and the [URL="http://www.dailytech.com/Skyrim+Fans+and+Furries+Alike+Prepare+for+Bear+Simulator/article34578.htm"]"Bear Simulator" mod for [I]Skyrim[/I][/URL]. But now we've really seen it all. Atlanta, Georgia-based do-it-yourself (DIY) sex toy startup [URL="http://Multivibrating Open-Source Dildo"]Comingle[/URL] has started [URL="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-mod-multivibrating-open-source-dildo"]an IndieGogo campaign[/URL] for the MOD, a rather unique hackable open-source sex toy. This isn't first sex toy on IndieGogo, obviously, but it's quite possibly the most unique. MOD stands for "Multivibrating Open-Source Dildo". Indeed, the idea behind the device is to create a mechanized sex toy with embedded sensors and remote controls which you can hack and modify to suit you or your partner's needs. - See more at: [URL]http://www.dailytech.com/Crowdfunded+Sex+Toy+Lets+You+Control+the+Action+From+Your+Wii+Nunchuk/article37076c.htm#sthash.ftYYgzrF.dpuf[/URL] [/QUOTE] Article on DailyTech.com: [URL]http://www.dailytech.com/Crowdfunded+Sex+Toy+Lets+You+Control+the+Action+From+Your+Wii+Nunchuk/article37076c.htm[/URL] Comingle website: [URL]https://www.comingle.io/dilduino[/URL] Additional video: [video=youtube;OrgEctr5MS4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrgEctr5MS4[/video]

A dildo platform. [I]whoa.[/I]

"And feels great" I lost it after that statement.

Now I've seen everything.

[QUOTE=LoLWaT?;46945372][I]dude[/I]... What if someone wrote an app or something that allowed it to interface with Audio Surf? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NCcxAOKlL0[/media] Sell it and rake in the dosh[/QUOTE] so now people can actually get off to marvin gaye? [editline]16th January 2015[/editline] the future within dildonics is amazing.

we finally open sourced masturbation. what a world

I swear somewhere out there the will be a thread dedicated to modding dildos

Surely this must be a joke/parody of some kind

I lost my shit at "Dilduino".

i don't know how i feel about a bunch of 20something year old white dudes excitedly talking to me about the next latest and greatest step in electronic dildoing, and thusly teledildonics

[QUOTE=m!lls;46945543]I lost my shit at "Dilduino".[/QUOTE] oh god i can't breathe

"Over the internet" THE FUTURE IS NOW

[QUOTE=m!lls;46945543]I lost my shit at "Dilduino".[/QUOTE] More like Harduino.

I mean realistically, why [I]wouldn't[/I] you want to control a vibrator with a gieger counter? I can imagine all sorts of sexy roleplay games involving radiation sources... "Hey, doctor... penetrate me like a high energy photon"? idk.

Oh my fucking god that is.. wow. Something straight out of.. I don't fucking know.

[QUOTE=Lolkork;46945745]what if someone hacks your dildo[/QUOTE] Hold Q to make cum.

Wow this is some next gen sexing right here. Never thought anyone would make an open source dildo platform

[I]Of course[/I] one of those guys is wearing an Instructables shirt.

[QUOTE=Lolkork;46945745]what if someone hacks your dildo[/QUOTE] The phrase "I fucked your mom" gets a new meaning

[hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1sXuHnf_lo[/hd]

[QUOTE=m!lls;46945543]I lost my shit at "Dilduino".[/QUOTE] Could have just called it Harduino and still win the internet.

[QUOTE=Technopath;46945977]Could have just called it Harduino and still win the internet.[/QUOTE] why not DildOS

[QUOTE=BreenIsALie;46945895]The phrase "I fucked your mom" gets a new meaning[/QUOTE] Morse dildoing, now THAT would be insane. Like someone transmits a message in morse code with vibrational dots and dashes on the receiving dong. Science, ladies and gentlemen!

Someone WILL mod this with the rift

Can't see any reason why you wouldn't. Finally ladies will be able to get with their husbandos.

I wonder if we can code it to do the helicopter.

[QUOTE=Lolkork;46945745]what if someone hacks your dildo[/QUOTE] You would be screwed.

[QUOTE=Technopath;46946385]I wonder if we can code it to do the helicopter.[/QUOTE] Doesn't seem to have actual motors like that, sadly.

Next gen masturbating.

[QUOTE=NoOnE#235;46946498]Doesn't seem to have actual motors like that, sadly.[/QUOTE] Too bad, would be funny to code it to do all sorts of crazy motions like snake movement and dildo spin.