• Pony Swag
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Do you like rap music? Do you like ponies? If I know Facepunch the answer to both those questions is a resounding NO. So I am going to treat you to my latest work: a rap music about ponies. [b]UPDATE: OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO[/b] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCL4jM8OWQE[/media] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Go7fC.jpg[/IMG] Pony Swag (feat. Maros) [media]http://soundcloud.com/swagberg/pony-swag-feat-maros[/media] Pony Swag (REMIX by Facepunch's very own Gnome) [media]http://soundcloud.com/swagberg/pony-swag-variant_remix[/media] [URL="http://cosmicduck.net/ponyswag/"]DOWNLOAD OFFICIAL SINGLE[/URL] (courtesy of Cosmic Duck) [quote]PONY SWAG REMIX LYRICS 100% Guaranteed accurate. Probably. Maybe. (Verse 1 - Swagberg) This is for my bronies, ain't no phony Shit that they can ferret out, no Killconey O.G., real-as-hell flows for my cronies Shit, it's all love, every pony's a homie Comely to homely, killing 'em in rode- -os and talent shows, real talk, no baloney Sonic rainboom blowing big up on the Sony Ponies! Don't fuck with 'em, you can blow me Pinkamena beat, dope spitting and I'm posted Sitting on the hood when I giggle at the ghostie Spike type, rap sheet sizzle when I proceed All my syllables are toasty Equestrian swag, oy tards, it's a new type No show, venue got me barred cause I'm too hype Owloysius quill coin bars in the moonlight Cutie mark: six-point star and a boom mic (Chorus - Swagberg, Maros) Ponies (SWAG) Omigosh omigosh omigosh omigosh (SWAG) Ponies (SWAG) Omigosh omigosh omigosh omigosh (SWAG) Ponies (Verse 2 - Maros) I be stepping so fresh with the flair from Rarity Scared of me? Shouldn't be, giggle at the ghostly I'm about to toast these letters like Spike Dragon spits legit flames to melt the mic right Let me tell y'all now, I'm a Cutie Mark Crusader You can't stop ponies, y'all Gildas, ya haters Twitcha-twitch sense get tense and stand back Work ethic on the track rivals Applejack's Pegasus pony, I been so fly Get hype like (YAY)...Fluttershy (SWAG) Derpy with the hooves we proves we got moves Y'all toothless as Gummy, in short, ya rap funny Got magic up the flank how much you wanna wager that Maros bodies beats just like that Ursa Major Hate all you want you ugly old mule you're never gonna be 20 percent cooler (Chorus) (Bridge - Swagberg Scratching) "Crib's kinda like a petting zoo" (x4) (Verse 3 - Swagberg) Swagberg, (V-V-Variant) on the track though Fuck a fucker saying Faust ever made a wack show or peeping MLP make you Harvey to the Lactose but I can't front as if we ever gonna lack those Slow it down, so far raps I'm fucking Kicking hard like apple-bucking Even Dash is asking, wondering "Who's that man, that swag is something" Come to think of it, I'm very, verily #BASED like BasedGod, #RARE like Rarity Dense heads hedge on the feminist fences Don't give shit if you care about parity (that's I-T-Y) now I see why they said it was a cartoon I should try Call me Diamond Dog, I am iced-out, fly Rocking magic-ass raps with the Twilight eyes (Chorus) BAGEL MAFIA 2011[/quote] [URL="http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/07/musc-pony-swag.html"]Pony famous[/URL]
God this sucks Music's good, rapping sucks
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3677532/john.jpg[/img] I didn't hate on your shitty unoptimized screensaver bruh. Slow your roll.
Cosmic Duck sent this to me earlier today. I like the instrumental.
I like it but only because of the huge volumes of butthurt it will cause.
That was bloody awful.
Oh god. What have you [i]done[/i]. Although I'm not going to lie. I like the song. But mainly because it'll make everyone mad.
These are normally funny but I don't really want to listen.. I take that back, the butthurt this will cause makes it funny in itself.
I'm choking on my pringles.
[QUOTE=TH89;30976044][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3677532/john.jpg[/img] I didn't hate on your shitty unoptimized screensaver bruh. Slow your roll.[/QUOTE] Soz for the opinion, so if someone doesn't post their negative criticism, then I can't post about anything I don't like? Come on (Also this belongs in the music forum, good job)
np js
I'm not allowed to post my songs in general discussion :c
[QUOTE=Mr Nagasaki;30976134]I'm not allowed to post my songs in general discussion :c[/QUOTE] Try not posting all together I hear it helps.
[QUOTE=Mr Nagasaki;30976134]I'm not allowed to post my songs in general discussion :c[/QUOTE] Me neither, but this isn't a song so much as an event. An historical moment.
good job th 89
[QUOTE=Stopper;30976064]That was bloody awful.[/QUOTE] Why are you so angry man? Is it because you're Bulgarian? Because I would be, too. But try not to take it out on others.
I loved every second of it.
It was interesting, surprised you went to the effort to get everything in the song canon with the series. Good job.
[QUOTE=credesniper;30976305]It was interesting, surprised you went to the effort to get everything in the song canon with the series. Good job.[/QUOTE] The lyrics were actually written by Lauren Faust, I just performed them.
ahahaha that's hilarious also this is sure to get you a huge fanbase on fp no doubt
I can imagine that while you're singing an insincere grin starts forming on your face and widens until it's an ear-to-ear grimace of "This is gonna cause [B]so much rage[/B]"
what the heck
[QUOTE=TH89;30976278]Why are you so angry man? Is it because you're Bulgarian? Because I would be, too. But try not to take it out on others.[/QUOTE] Why did you write an awful song? Was it in any way related to your nationality? Thought so.
oh god im laughing so hard i love you
The ryu-gi one was the best, imo.
This is amazing hahahha, oh god.
[QUOTE=erik802;30976426]The ryu-gi one was the best, imo.[/QUOTE] I prefer the Mass Effect one.
[QUOTE=Stopper;30976446]I prefer the Mass Effect one.[/QUOTE] shit's on my ipod
I honestly couldn't listen to more than 30 seconds before I had to close that. But hey, my taste in music is awful.
[QUOTE=Stopper;30976367]Why did you write an awful song? Was it in any way related to your nationality? Thought so.[/QUOTE] It's actually a pretty good song. You probably didn't notice, because you're Bulgarian, but the rhyme schemes are very advanced: [quote]Pinkamena beat, dope [b]spitting and I'm posted[/b] Sitting on the hood when I [b]giggle at the ghostie[/b] Spike type, rap sheet [b]sizzle when I proceed[/b] All my [b]syllables are toasty[/b] Equestrian swag, [b]oy tards[/b], it's a [b]new type[/b] No show, venue got me [b]barred[/b] cause I'm [b]too hype[/b] Owloysius quill [b]coin bars[/b] in the [b]moonlight[/b] Cutie mark: six-[b]point star[/b] and a [b]boom mic[/b][/quote]
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