Do you like rap music? Do you like ponies? If I know Facepunch the answer to both those questions is a resounding NO. So I am going to treat you to my latest work: a rap music about ponies.
[b]UPDATE: OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO[/b]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCL4jM8OWQE[/media]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Go7fC.jpg[/IMG]
Pony Swag (feat. Maros)
[media]http://soundcloud.com/swagberg/pony-swag-feat-maros[/media]
Pony Swag (REMIX by Facepunch's very own Gnome)
[media]http://soundcloud.com/swagberg/pony-swag-variant_remix[/media]
[URL="http://cosmicduck.net/ponyswag/"]DOWNLOAD OFFICIAL SINGLE[/URL] (courtesy of Cosmic Duck)
[quote]PONY SWAG REMIX LYRICS
100% Guaranteed accurate. Probably. Maybe.
(Verse 1 - Swagberg)
This is for my bronies, ain't no phony
Shit that they can ferret out, no Killconey
O.G., real-as-hell flows for my cronies
Shit, it's all love, every pony's a homie
Comely to homely, killing 'em in rode-
-os and talent shows, real talk, no baloney
Sonic rainboom blowing big up on the Sony
Ponies! Don't fuck with 'em, you can blow me
Pinkamena beat, dope spitting and I'm posted
Sitting on the hood when I giggle at the ghostie
Spike type, rap sheet sizzle when I proceed
All my syllables are toasty
Equestrian swag, oy tards, it's a new type
No show, venue got me barred cause I'm too hype
Owloysius quill coin bars in the moonlight
Cutie mark: six-point star and a boom mic
(Chorus - Swagberg, Maros)
Ponies (SWAG)
Omigosh omigosh omigosh omigosh (SWAG)
Ponies (SWAG)
Omigosh omigosh omigosh omigosh (SWAG)
Ponies
(Verse 2 - Maros)
I be stepping so fresh with the flair from Rarity
Scared of me? Shouldn't be, giggle at the ghostly
I'm about to toast these letters like Spike
Dragon spits legit flames to melt the mic right
Let me tell y'all now, I'm a Cutie Mark Crusader
You can't stop ponies, y'all Gildas, ya haters
Twitcha-twitch sense get tense and stand back
Work ethic on the track rivals Applejack's
Pegasus pony, I been so fly
Get hype like (YAY)...Fluttershy (SWAG)
Derpy with the hooves we proves we got moves
Y'all toothless as Gummy, in short, ya rap funny
Got magic up the flank how much you wanna wager
that Maros bodies beats just like that Ursa Major
Hate all you want you ugly old mule you're
never gonna be 20 percent cooler
(Chorus)
(Bridge - Swagberg Scratching)
"Crib's kinda like a petting zoo" (x4)
(Verse 3 - Swagberg)
Swagberg, (V-V-Variant) on the track though
Fuck a fucker saying Faust ever made a wack show
or peeping MLP make you Harvey to the Lactose
but I can't front as if we ever gonna lack those
Slow it down, so far raps I'm fucking
Kicking hard like apple-bucking
Even Dash is asking, wondering
"Who's that man, that swag is something"
Come to think of it, I'm very, verily
#BASED like BasedGod, #RARE like Rarity
Dense heads hedge on the feminist fences
Don't give shit if you care about parity
(that's I-T-Y) now I see why
they said it was a cartoon I should try
Call me Diamond Dog, I am iced-out, fly
Rocking magic-ass raps with the Twilight eyes
(Chorus)
BAGEL MAFIA 2011[/quote]
[URL="http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/07/musc-pony-swag.html"]Pony famous[/URL]
God this sucks
Music's good, rapping sucks
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3677532/john.jpg[/img]
I didn't hate on your shitty unoptimized screensaver bruh. Slow your roll.
Cosmic Duck sent this to me earlier today. I like the instrumental.
I like it but only because of the huge volumes of butthurt it will cause.
That was bloody awful.
Oh god. What have you [i]done[/i].
Although I'm not going to lie. I like the song. But mainly because it'll make everyone mad.
These are normally funny but I don't really want to listen..
I take that back, the butthurt this will cause makes it funny in itself.
I'm choking on my pringles.
[QUOTE=TH89;30976044][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3677532/john.jpg[/img]
I didn't hate on your shitty unoptimized screensaver bruh. Slow your roll.[/QUOTE]
Soz for the opinion, so if someone doesn't post their negative criticism, then I can't post about anything I don't like? Come on
(Also this belongs in the music forum, good job)
np js
I'm not allowed to post my songs in general discussion :c
[QUOTE=Mr Nagasaki;30976134]I'm not allowed to post my songs in general discussion :c[/QUOTE]
Try not posting all together I hear it helps.
[QUOTE=Mr Nagasaki;30976134]I'm not allowed to post my songs in general discussion :c[/QUOTE]
Me neither, but this isn't a song so much as an event. An historical moment.
good job th 89
[QUOTE=Stopper;30976064]That was bloody awful.[/QUOTE]
Why are you so angry man? Is it because you're Bulgarian? Because I would be, too. But try not to take it out on others.
I loved every second of it.
It was interesting, surprised you went to the effort to get everything in the song canon with the series. Good job.
[QUOTE=credesniper;30976305]It was interesting, surprised you went to the effort to get everything in the song canon with the series. Good job.[/QUOTE]
The lyrics were actually written by Lauren Faust, I just performed them.
ahahaha that's hilarious
also this is sure to get you a huge fanbase on fp no doubt
I can imagine that while you're singing an insincere grin starts forming on your face and widens until it's an ear-to-ear grimace of "This is gonna cause [B]so much rage[/B]"
what the heck
[QUOTE=TH89;30976278]Why are you so angry man? Is it because you're Bulgarian? Because I would be, too. But try not to take it out on others.[/QUOTE]
Why did you write an awful song? Was it in any way related to your nationality? Thought so.
oh god im laughing so hard i love you
The ryu-gi one was the best, imo.
This is amazing hahahha, oh god.
[QUOTE=erik802;30976426]The ryu-gi one was the best, imo.[/QUOTE]
I prefer the Mass Effect one.
[QUOTE=Stopper;30976446]I prefer the Mass Effect one.[/QUOTE]
shit's on my ipod
I honestly couldn't listen to more than 30 seconds before I had to close that.
But hey, my taste in music is awful.
[QUOTE=Stopper;30976367]Why did you write an awful song? Was it in any way related to your nationality? Thought so.[/QUOTE]
It's actually a pretty good song. You probably didn't notice, because you're Bulgarian, but the rhyme schemes are very advanced:
[quote]Pinkamena beat, dope [b]spitting and I'm posted[/b]
Sitting on the hood when I [b]giggle at the ghostie[/b]
Spike type, rap sheet [b]sizzle when I proceed[/b]
All my [b]syllables are toasty[/b]
Equestrian swag, [b]oy tards[/b], it's a [b]new type[/b]
No show, venue got me [b]barred[/b] cause I'm [b]too hype[/b]
Owloysius quill [b]coin bars[/b] in the [b]moonlight[/b]
Cutie mark: six-[b]point star[/b] and a [b]boom mic[/b][/quote]
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