• Penis photo posters seized by police in Lewes
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[quote]A person who put up enlarged photographs of male private parts around a town in Sussex is being sought by police. Several large images of a man's penis with a yellow bow tied around it have been taken down from car parks and places close to schools in Lewes. Sussex police have interviewed people at offices close to where the A3 and A4-sized images were found. The posters have also been sent off for fingerprint analysis. The force is also investigating whether it is some sort of protest, as a number of the images included a caption which read: "Fees set to rise later this year." A Sussex Police spokesman said: "We are aware of these posters and a local PCSO [Police Community Support Officer] has removed a few, but we have not received any formal complaints. "However, we are concerned that the posters have appeared quite close to local schools and they may well cause offence or distress. "However, from what we've seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won't be in a hurry to be identified."[/quote] [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-10715115[/url] Dirty person.
best irl troll award should be his.
Hah, I go through lewes every couple of weeks to see my grandparents. Weird to think there were penises all over it.
Haha, gross.
I saw my dad looking at a picture of a dick that was being held by this metal ring thing. It was pretty weird, I was only 6. But this is taking it too far
"We are looking for the owner if this penis, Have you seen it before?" Should be a fun search for the coppers.
[quote]However, we are concerned that the posters have appeared quite close to local schools and they may well cause offence or distress[/quote] Oh come on, the slags will love it. [editline]10:53PM[/editline] And the boys have their work done.
Pictures like this distress me.
I am distressed by this. Please remove these incredibly distressing and offensive material depicting male genitalia away form me and my schools.
Yawn. Just another day in a world full of prudes. It's a penis. Get over it.
[QUOTE=freighter014;23549517]Yawn. Just another day in a world full of prudes. It's a penis. Get over it.[/QUOTE] dude you cant be showing penises all over the town nobody wants to see a penis when they're walking down the street man
[quote]"However, from what we've seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won't be in a hurry to be identified."[/quote] Ahaha
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Next they're going to do a suspect lineup and compare peoples dicks to see who's the culprit.
Seriously, there are kids around. What a dick move
Alright they're all down! We have [B][I]Sussex![/I][/B]
Was it big or small? That is the question
Pics of said poster, please
[QUOTE=Detective P;23549490]I am distressed by this. Please remove these incredibly distressing and offensive material depicting male genitalia away form me and my schools.[/QUOTE] From you? I doubt there's much to remove if you can't even handle something as simple as a picture of a perfectly harmless anatomical utility that's been keeping most organic beings alive since the creation of time.
Haha. "Distress".
What the fuck.
[QUOTE=Vinze;23559498]From you? I doubt there's much to remove if you can't even handle something as simple as a picture of a perfectly harmless anatomical utility that's been keeping most organic beings alive since the creation of time.[/QUOTE] He was being sarcastic.
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