My dog just got ran over - General

Hello, FacePunch. On Christmas, my family was eating dinner. Turkey, mashed potatoes, everything. We had a lot of people there: My grandma, my great uncle, my cousin, my cousin's wife, my cousin's wife's kids, and a lot more people. But the thing is, my cousin, who is 22, is fucking retarded. He is soo irresponsible, takes drugs, has high speed driving "skillz" and is just an asshole. He is like a baby, too - his mum is rich and just hands everything to him. Free platinum credit card with unlimited spending limit? Done. Free cars even though he keeps smashing them? Done. Every single thing is handed to him. Anyway, we had this dog, and we have a gate in the backyard. The gate is so the dog doesn't escape. But, even after my grandma had told my cousin for the umpteenth time that you should keep the gate CLOSED, he goes out and what does he do? He goes biking in our yard. ANNND when he comes back in for dinner, the gate is FUCKING OPEN. So we are sitting there, eating Christmas dinner, when all of a sudden, my grandma asks: "Where is Amy?" (the dog's name is Amy). Then, everyone realizes that Amy has escaped because stupid Jim (my asshole cousin) has left the fucking gate open. So we go on this huge search across the neighborhood at nine o'clock at night, and search until like ten. Still no avail. So we go back to the house, and my grandma is really sad. The dog cost her $25,000. Then, today, I get news that someone fucking ran the dog over, and they didn't even take it to the vets. Yeah, that's right. My dog was ran over. ON CHRISTMAS. Holy shit, FacePunch, I am angry. Help me calm down. [b]Edit:[/b] Also, the dog cost that much because it is a show dog. [b]Edit:[/b] And my cousin has been accused for being a child molester. Buuut, his mum bailed him out of jail. :siren:[b]UPDATE[/b]:siren: We're going to have a funeral for it. I rushed over to my grandmas house and saw what damage had been done. It's almost frozen, it's skull is cracked. One eye is missing, and it's legs are tangled in weird directions. My grandma kicked my cousin out. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Obituary" - Dragon))[/highlight]

I'm sorry. I hope you get a new dog and have a happy life with it.

$25,000 for a dog? fuck that!

I'm angry too. Some family ate my pet turkey.

Did the dog die?

$25k for a dog? Was it an award winning purebred or something?

Sorry for your loss.

What a douche!!!

You spent what you could've bought a car with on a dog? Silly! =P

Your dog's dead is unoriginal... 10 years ago, my hamster fell from the balcony of the 7th floor and got killed by the sattelite dishes of the neighbours under our appartment.

eat it lmao

Well, first bring the oven to 350. Sautay it well. Throw it in there in a non-stick, or well-lubricated pan, for about 35 minutes. Cook if undercooked. Serve

'Tis the season to be jolly. My fucking ass it is, the same thing happened to my dog this Christmas, but thankfully she survived, she's still in the vets and needs to undergo surgery. I wish you the best man, I have no idea what I would do if my dog died, she's the closest thing to a pussy I can use to get rid of my load. Hope everything works out for you, sorry for your loss.

So is the thing dead or did it survive?

[QUOTE=Pawsies;19237564]You spent what you could've bought a car with on a dog? Silly! =P[/QUOTE] No, no, my grandma did. But still...

-Snip- why did it double post?

[quote=zatar963;19237478] [b]edit:[/b] and my cousin has been accused for being a child molester. Buuut, his mum bailed him out of jail.[/quote] lol wut

[QUOTE=Pawsies;19237564]You spent what you could've bought a car with on a dog? Silly! =P[/QUOTE] His grandma bought it. [b]edit :[/b] Fucking ninja's here

Now that's just [b]flat[/b] out wrong. You and your family must be [b]crushed[/b].

I call fake, for the point of a $25,000 Dog, and OP posting it on FP? If this story somehow ends up to be true, then I am very sorry for the loss..

Did no one else see the child molester thing?

Calm down? Fuck that shit, beat his ass. "But hes bigger and stronger than me!" You got a knife?

[QUOTE=Lord Pirate;19237616]Now that's just [b]flat[/b] out wrong. You and your family must be [b]crushed[/b].[/QUOTE] I'm sorry, I don't understand that extremely bad pun. You're supposed to use italics, not bold you ass knotting furry wolf I want to screw so much.

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[QUOTE=Zeke129;19237519]I'm angry too. Some family ate my pet turkey.[/QUOTE] And somebody ate my prize-winning Mashed Potato which can only be made once every 10 years!

[QUOTE=MrT99;19237524]Did the dog die?[/QUOTE] Fuck you.

I'm starting to wonder what 25k worth of roadkill tastes like.

[QUOTE=Lord Pirate;19237616]Now that's just [b]flat[/b] out wrong. You and your family must be [b]crushed[/b].[/QUOTE] Too soon.

[QUOTE=Ohforf;19237712]Well, losing a pet sucks ass, I know that. You should probably go drive over the prick who flattened your dog[/QUOTE] In a tank.

[QUOTE=MrT99;19237524]Did the dog die?[/QUOTE] Yeah, it died. Also, I might update on the state of everything.