At my school I have taken Music Tech, so most of my lunchtimes are spent making beats.
In my school Music room, there is always this fat girl. She spends her lunchtimes eating and blowing trumpets.
Whenever we catch each others eyes she always stares at me in a slightly sexual way, and it scares me.
She is 15 or 16 years old and must weigh about 330 pounds.
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Ignore her.
She's only 3 or 4 years older than you so i say go for it
[QUOTE=GunsNRoses;20848722]She's only 3 or 4 years older than you so i say go for it[/QUOTE]
She is also 200 pounds heavier then me.
be quiet & let ugly people have their fantasies
Make her blow your trumpet:clint:
Some really weird girl asked me out, which back then, i hardly knew her.
I said "OK", and 2 weeks later she was trying to plan a time and exact day for us to see a movie,
i told her "sorry, i can't go to the movies; i spent all my money on weed".
Do something dramatic like that.
She isn't attracted to you, what she really wants is to eat you in an attempt to fill the great void that is her stomach.
Poke her eyes out
[QUOTE=Incognito;20848751]She isn't attracted to you, what she really wants is to eat you in an attempt to fill the great void that is her stomach.[/QUOTE]
This.
A blowjob wouldnt hurt , Be a man
[QUOTE=Sharkcheater;20848834]A blowjob wouldnt hurt , Be a man[/QUOTE]
But she will bite.
Shes trying to imagine you covered with chocolate topping and sprinkles.
ask her why she is staring at you
[QUOTE=Lozza is badass;20848846]But she will bite.[/QUOTE]
More cushion for the pushin'.
Go for it
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Do you look like Robert Pattinson?
Stick your dick in her trumpet and jizz down it.
fuck her
Give her a sandwich and promise her more sandwiches at your house.
When she gets there, violently rape her.
Do what my friend did to get out of his relationship. Tell her you're gay.
Slimfast?
[QUOTE=The Ripper;20849229]Slimfast?
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Hey! My cursor isn't that color!
[QUOTE=The Ripper;20849229]Slimfast?
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What's with the XP and before cursor that's missing a pixel on the top?
Put a paper bag over her body, and face, and let her give you head.
Her lunch bags are probably that size, use those.
Why do people always have to resort to lies and dishonesty when they just don't want to do something, or don't like a particular person?
Is it because people are afraid of just being honest?
My advice; ignore her because obviously you're not interested. If she asks you out, tell her "no sorry, I'm not interested" and when she asks why, tell her the truth "I'm just not attracted to you".
Do you fear a negative response? confrontation?
[QUOTE=vigil;20849264]Why do people always have to resort to lies and dishonesty when they just don't want to do something, or don't like a particular person?
Is it because people are afraid of just being honest?
My advice; ignore her because obviously you're not interested. If she asks you out, tell her "no sorry, I'm not interested" and when she asks why, tell her the truth "I'm just not attracted to you".
Do you fear a negative response? confrontation?[/QUOTE]
People calling their gangbanger homies on me. That always makes me avoid confrontations.
Go up to her and say "Do I look like cheeseburger to you?"
[QUOTE=vigil;20849264]My advice; ignore her because obviously you're not interested. If she asks you out, tell her "no sorry, I'm not interested" and when she asks why, tell her the truth "I'm just not attracted to you........ becAUSE YOU'RE SO [I]FAT[/I]!"
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Fix'd
[QUOTE=Eluveitie;20849386]People calling their gangbanger homies on me. That always makes me avoid confrontations.[/QUOTE]
True, I definitely think you have to weigh the situation and the probability of that happening.
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