• North Korea will rule the world
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hello Facepunch I am the sea and the sky as well the son of the leader Kim-Il-Sung you might ask why I would bother to post on a worthless fourm such as this first ? before telling the world is because as soon as I am perm ban I will take on the world FEAR ME and MY HOME LAND and OBAY AND LOVE ME [iMg]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c9/North_Korean_won.jpg[/iMg] [mEDIa]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxDiA0qx14c[/mEDIa] [mEDIa]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpv3JHyXd7A[/mEDIa]
I serve you, my leader.
ok
shut up son
The troll is a [I]spy.[/I] [IMG]http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q198/Hezzy88/mojo.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Kim Il-Sung;21091206]shut up son[/QUOTE] forgive me father
[QUOTE=Kim Il-Sung;21091206]shut up son[/QUOTE] I'll serve you if I get a extra 50 cents per year.
Sorry, but we'll blackmail you if you try. Here's the lest damaing picture now. [img]http://www.citybeat.com/cincinnati/imgs/media/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-il_1.jpg[/img]
id laugh if he was reading this right now
Some shitty things about NK: 1. They're ruled by a femanine midget with a serious case of "Napoleon Complex" 2. The only TV program in North Korea is a looped speech by Kim Jong-Il 3. The economy is non-existent 4. Everyone, even Communist China, hates NK
oh no a 01er. please leave usa alone or u will see nukes in your country. exploded.
I, for one, welcome our new Korean overlords.
[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;21091268]Some shitty things about NK: 1. They're ruled by a femanine midget with a serious case of "Napoleoon Complex" 2. The only TV program in North Korea is a looped speech by Kim Jong-Il 3. The economy is non-existent 4. Everyone, even Communist China, hates NK[/QUOTE] I see one small flaw in your logic. Kim Il Sung is the supreme leader of the universe and the heavens, and Kim Jung Il is his deputy.
[QUOTE=TheSpy;21091271]oh no a 01er. please leave usa alone or u will see nukes in your country. exploded.[/QUOTE] I bet you watched 2012, you're going to prison for 5 years.
[QUOTE=40kplayer;21091255]Sorry, but we'll blackmail you if you try. Here's the lest damaing picture now. [img]http://www.citybeat.com/cincinnati/imgs/media/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-il_1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] that pic never gets old
Kim Jong-Il, sir, do you really not pee and poop like they say you do?
[b]You sank my Battleship![/b] [img]http://www.japanfocus.org/data/LeeMyungbak.jpg[/img] (President of South Korea)
[QUOTE=Kim Jong-il;21091190]hello Facepunch I am the sea and the sky as well the son of the leader Kim-Il-Sung you might ask why I would bother to post on a worthless fourm such as this first ? before telling the world is because as soon as I am perm ban I will take on the world FEAR ME and MY HOME LAND and OBAY AND LOVE ME [iMg]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c9/North_Korean_won.jpg[/iMg][/QUOTE] I'll see your 10,000 Won and raise you $8.84
[QUOTE=TheTalon;21091368]I'll see your 10,000 Won and raise you $8.84[/QUOTE] Doesn't it take like 100 Korean dollars to equal 10 American cents?
[QUOTE=TheTalon;21091368]I'll see your 10,000 Won and raise you $8.84[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.topnews.in/files/Kim-Jong-il.jpg[/img] "You funny guy, I kill you last."
[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;21091402]Doesn't it take like 100 Korean dollars to equal 10 American cents?[/QUOTE] No idea, I just know 10,000 Won is $8.84 So it's pretty close
[img]http://www.canpages.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/dr-evil.jpg[/img] [b]Move over fatty! I was bent on ruling the world first! Back off![/b] [editline]12:54AM[/editline] [b]Right Mini me?[/b] ((post with mini me someone!))
[img]http://www.howtonotsuck.com/assets/images/mimi.jpg[/img] north korea is best korea!
[img]http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii296/KingQuackATac/mini_me.gif[/img] CORRECT HEHEHE.
Suuuuuuuuuuuure you will. Also America decided to go on a diet and as a result is no longer fat. Good luck against these guys with your obsolete military hardware. We spend 600 billion a year on these guys, if they can't stop you then I will suck your dick my self. [IMG]http://www.usmilitary.tv/images/us_military_collage_zus6.jpg[/IMG]
but they got patriotic satellites in the ocean. How can you compete? You can't.
[QUOTE=Acesarge;21092646]Suuuuuuuuuuuure you will. Also America decided to go on a diet and as a result is no longer fat. Good luck against these guys with your obsolete military hardware. We spend 600 billion a year on these guys, if they can't stop you then I will suck your dick my self. [IMG]http://www.usmilitary.tv/images/us_military_collage_zus6.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] They have almost 6 million soldiers. It won't be easy to invade.
[IMG]http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk221/Hugefeet/northkoreare5.jpg[/IMG] :3:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoqDCQLb0Sw[/media] [editline]03:13AM[/editline] I cry for all of you not knowing His Greatness and not basking in his life giving Glory. He will soon achive something that no Western nation can do! The Western Powers went to the Moon but Our Great Leader will soon bring the Moon to North Korea so the Moon-joys will be be shared will all of mankind and we will study the effects of the Moons Possession on our National Glory. It has always been His wish to walk on the Moon in North Korea! Hail the Peoples Great Leader!
All hail Kim Il Jong the 2nd for he is great leader of North Leader. He will re-unite North Korea.
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