• Bed-ridden 600lb habitual fast-food scammer is too fat to go to jail
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[url]http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/florida-food-scam-convict-george-jolicoeur-is-too-fat-to-jail/19424667[/url] [release][img]http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/5/656354/1270242330374.JPEG[/img] (April 2) -- Not only are some banks too big to fail. Some convicted criminals are too big to jail. A 600-pound Florida man with a long record of scamming restaurants and convenience stores pleaded no contest this week to five charges that he sought refunds by making false claims, including one that a $50 order of beef jerky from a 7-Eleven was moldy. The no-contest plea was the best prosecutors in Seminole County could hope for. If they had brought him to trial, the state would have had to pay to transport him to the courthouse from the nursing home where he's been bed-ridden for months. It would have also been obliged to pay for any medical care he might have needed. So they struck a deal with lawyers for the accused man, George Jolicoeur, 38. If he pleaded no contest to five counts of petty theft, he wouldn't go to jail or serve probation. "He's in his prison cell," Assistant State Attorney Kyan Ware said, the Orlando Sentinel reported. "He's not getting out of that bed." The case began in 2007, when the 7-Eleven owner complained to police about Jolicoeur's bogus refund attempt. When Officer Jeff Sabounji went to Jolicoeur's home in Sanford, near Orlando, to arrest him, he heard what sounded like a male voice trying to sound like a female saying Jolicoeur was not home. This was followed by a female voice saying, "George, turn yourself in." On his way to the police station for questioning, according to the police report, Jolicoeur told the officer, "The beef jerky got me." Jolicoeur was arrested two months later for a similar scam at another 7-Eleven in which he put a gallon of ice cream on the counter and said he had 10 of them that were damaged, for which he received a false reimbursement of $50. Since his 2007 crime spree, Jolicoeur became ill. He was eventually transferred from a hospital to a nursing facility, where he breathes with the help of a respirator. In 2005 he pleaded no contest to five similar crimes. [/release] :wtc:
Place him on home arrest, like he's going to go anywhere.
An obese Leech that never learns. He'll be dead soon.
[IMG]http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/5/656354/1270242330374.JPEG[/IMG] :( he looks sad.
So a bedridden, immobile guy who committed a bit of petty theft is basically let off the hook because it would cost the state too much to load him into a truck and haul him back and forth to court. I figure they'd do the same thing for anyone else in a similar situation. The guy's practically in jail already.
Makes fat bastard look like Lindsay Lohan.
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[QUOTE=AustinM;21135370][img]http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/5/656354/1270242330374.JPEG[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/1/28/14/behold-thumb-man-15102-1233169937-1.jpg[/img]
He looks like a thumb thumb.
The perfect crime.
[QUOTE=Scoooooby;21135322][IMG]http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/5/656354/1270242330374.JPEG[/IMG] :( he looks sad.[/QUOTE] He looks like he's jonesing for a box of Krispy Kremes. [editline]02:18AM[/editline] [img]http://phoenix.fanster.com/files/2009/05/krispy-kreme-hot-fresh-donutsjpg.jpeg[/img] Shit now I want some
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21135822]He looks like he's jonesing for a box of Krispy Kremes. [editline]02:18AM[/editline] [img]http://phoenix.fanster.com/files/2009/05/krispy-kreme-hot-fresh-donutsjpg.jpeg[/img] Shit now I want some[/QUOTE] god dammit my mouth is watering now
Looks like hes gonna have a whale of a time... [img]http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q198/Hezzy88/mojo.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Scoooooby;21135322][IMG]http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/5/656354/1270242330374.JPEG[/IMG] :( he looks sad.[/QUOTE] I think it's just the 50 lbs of fat on his chin pulling down his face
[quote]This was followed by a female voice saying, "George, turn yourself in."[/quote] [IMG]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/cecilb6/mojo.jpg[/IMG] He can't turn himself, in or any other direction, the Fat Bastard
Is it just me, or does his mouth look really small?
[QUOTE=Dr Pepper;21136805]Is it just me, or does his mouth look really small?[/QUOTE] Yeah but he can unhinge his jaw like an anaconda.
lol just put him on the sidewalk so every 1 can see him and make him jiggle around
Hide the sucker in a closet. Lock it up.
Looking at him, I kinda feel sorry for him...
[QUOTE=Scoooooby;21135322][IMG]http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/5/656354/1270242330374.JPEG[/IMG] :( he looks sad.[/QUOTE] He looks like a whiny little bitch. [editline]12:08PM[/editline] Little? I meant big.
[QUOTE=64fanatic;21135299]An obese Leech that never learns. He'll be dead soon.[/QUOTE] What do you mean "leech" [img]http://i43.tinypic.com/vdg5c3.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21135822]He looks like he's jonesing for a box of Krispy Kremes. [editline]02:18AM[/editline] [img]http://phoenix.fanster.com/files/2009/05/krispy-kreme-hot-fresh-donutsjpg.jpeg[/img] Shit now I want some[/QUOTE] Krispy Kreme donuts are the most disgusting cake/baked good I've ever had. I don't know how anyone can eat them on a regular or even seldom basis.
[QUOTE=Mr. Ambleu;21137883]Krispy Kreme donuts are the most disgusting cake/baked good I've ever had. I don't know how anyone can eat them on a regular or even seldom basis.[/QUOTE] :regd09:
[QUOTE=Mr. Ambleu;21137883]Krispy Kreme donuts are the most disgusting cake/baked good I've ever had. I don't know how anyone can eat them on a regular or even seldom basis.[/QUOTE] Never tried them I usually go to one of our local places for donuts; what do they taste like? Also, where is the picture of that other fat guy who smiled creepily? I think this would complete the thread.
They should cut him into smaller pieces that fit into jail :v:
Take away his Ps3/Xbox problem solved.
[QUOTE=Fables;21138042]Never tried them I usually go to one of our local places for donuts; what do they taste like? Also, where is the picture of that other fat guy who smiled creepily? I think this would complete the thread.[/QUOTE] Like a regular donut, only light as air. Your teeth meet no resistance with a Krispy Kreme donut. For a fair comparison of how light Krispy Kreme donuts are, let us think of Mister George Jolicoeur as all other brands donut, and of Krispy Creme as an inhabitant of the shelter for anorexic toddlers. I would eat a dozen right now. Donuts, not toddlers.
I guess they won't be [i]rolling[/i] him off to jail anytime soon. [img]http://www.problogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mojo.jpg[/img]
:buttertroll:
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