Basically, if you don't know what The Onion is it's a satire News network, it's humor is sometimes very clever and infact, hilarious. Here are a few of my favorites.
Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty "Totally Badass."
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyph_DZa_GQ[/media]
Sony Releases Stupid Piece of Shit.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ[/media]
The Onion on Modern Warfare 3
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5tRNs2X5Q4[/media]
Congressman's Son Won't Shut the Hell up.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNgMgMrA5f8[/media]
Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2IYIJc1f00[/media]
More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Overseas
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYaZ57Bn4pQ[/media]
White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9k_nAbsNfI[/media]
Sudden Ominous Music Heard Across the Nation
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmWWePoYHYk[/media]
Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wHMaJ6AtNs[/media]
Cheadle Planned Darfur Genocide To Create Role
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMzyI6cIbek[/media]
Many U.S. Parents Outsource Childcare
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxj1RDbp_iE[/media]
Anonymous Hero Donates Hospital 200 Human Kidneys
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_5nLxZVoPo[/media]
Suspicious Package Industry Falls on Hardtimes
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tTa8ccFokY[/media]
Message from the Troops.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWNQw4V40zU[/media]
Sony released stupid piece of shit is my favorite
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;20227192]Sony released stupid piece of shit is my favorite[/QUOTE]
It's god damned ass-backward as fuck.
The little girl saying she had to eat her own fingers cracked me up :v:
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;20227192]Sony released stupid piece of shit is my favorite[/QUOTE]
I love reading the little bits of information from the videos, like for the Sony Piece of shit.
"Tech Trends: Fucking thing is supposed to make all your other shit interactive or something."
"System Specifics:
* Makes the most irritating beeping noise you've ever heard in your goddamn life.
* Fucks up everything else you hook up to it.
* 'Scans for receivers' whatever the fuck that means.
* Flashes random fucking words and numbers on the display screen."
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I also liked the one with the Congressman's kid alot.
"Dylan, Listen to your Father! Get over here, you need to behave properly!"
"Shut up!"
"DYLAN, YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
[i]Rushes over to seize him.[/i]
MW3 is awesome. Some kids thought it was real.
i liked
Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot
I am the law
There are more of these of course. There were just a few, go ahead and post a few you found funny.
Memorial Honors Victims Of Imminent Dam Disaster
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjfrJzdx7DA[/media]
"New erectile dysfunction medicine works by chemically lowering womens' expectations"
I lol'd
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Also
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFM1X0o2pnc[/media]
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA[/media]
"I'll buy almost anything that's shiny and made by Apple."
"It's unknown if it will catch on in the business world where people do actual work, instead of just dicking around."
New Onion
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=wVeGUSGkhfw[/media]
Shia LeBouf joke at the end was my favorite.
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