• Mice on Drugs
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Dearest DD-user browsing this humble thread - Have you ever been stoned, trippin' balls, tweaked, drunk or simply smarked out of your mind and had nothing to do, wanting to play some game but it's all too complicated and shit and you're too fucked up? Well then, good ol' Mindtwistah has got your back. I present to you, the ultimate game to play on drugs - Transformice! [IMG]http://www.best1000games.com/wp-content/thumbs/transformice.jpg[/IMG] In this game you are a mouse. And as we know all mice love drugs and food so you fit in perfectly! The only controls you need to know are up, down, left and right, using either the arrow keys or WASD, so it's easy as fuck to play. [B]And it is fucking hilarious. [/B][I][B]- [/B]But gee twistah, I dunno what to do man [/I] No problem! I'll lay down the basics of the game for yo stoned ass to comprehend. You are a mouse. You're high as fuuuuck and you want to munch, badly. But there's only one thing that'll satisfy your endless hunger. Dat dank-ass cheese. So naturally you're gonna have to run and get it! But that ain't enough, you have to go back with it to your hole, so you can munch while chillin' at home watching some good mouse-movie or some shit. But let's not get too excited, because there are often obstacles in your path that can lead to your death. And we don't wanna see a cute little mouse die do we? So who will help our sorry asses to our sweet, sweet cheese? There is but one, the spiritual shaman who's tripping balls and uses magic to create shit, so that all his fellow mice can get cheese. Every mouse can become a shaman if they gather enough cheese and score points. If you're the first to get cheese you get 16 points. If you're second you get 14. Third gets 12, and the rest get 10 points. Next to the chat window there is a list with mice and their points, the mouse who has the highest amount points becomes shaman for the round, and his points go back to 0 next round. The shaman has a number of items he can spawn, everything from boxes, planks and anvils to balloons and cannon balls. You have to use the computer mouse to place and spawn objects, the mouse-wheel to rotate objects and the C, V, B, N and H keys to attach them. [B]C[/B] creates a yellow dot that firmly attaches an object to another where the dot is. [B]B[/B] creates a red dot that permanently fixes an object to the world. [B]V[/B] creates a blue dot that loosely attaches an object to another, allowing it to swing around the blue dot. [B]N [/B]and [B]H[/B] create rotating dots which, obviously, causes the object to rotate around the dot. [B]Space [/B]turns the selected object into a ghost object, a ghost object lets the mouse go through it (but not other objects). The only ones you need to know about is[B] C[/B] and [B]B[/B], as these can be used to construct any kind of bridge or building to get the mice to the cheese. The Space, V, N and H buttons should be left untouched until you know what you're doing as a shaman. I won't go into further details on how to build shit as this is better learned by observing what other shamans do and trying your way forward. BEWARE: Some shamans are having a bad trip and instead of wanting to save you, they want to [B]kill you[/B]. Survive their tripped out devastation and become a hero of mice, and conqueror of trolls! That's all you need to know to enjoy the game! [I]- Daayyym nigga, this game looks great. But do you have to buy it? Cos I ain't spendin' mah drug money on a mouse game! [/I] Hell no, transformice is a free flash game. You can play dat shit right in your browser, by just going to this here link: [URL]http://www.transformice.com/[/URL] or downloading the standalone client for more convenience here: [URL]http://www.transformice.com/Transformice.exe[/URL] You should press the "fullscreen" button when you play (or maximize if you got the client) as it will allow you to see shit outside the map which can be very useful. [I]- Sheeeeiit, this game ain't got no sound![/I] That's right, the game is entirely mute and is best enjoyed with your own music playing in the background. So put on a good playlist before you start playing. [I]- I dunno if its just me trippin balls, but I see mice jumping on fucking walls![/I] That's called Walljumping and is a very important (though not absolutely necessary) skill to learn, as it often allows you to finish the map on your own without the shaman's help. It may be a bit tricky at first, but once you get the feel and rhythm of walljumping you'll do it without even thinking about it. I'm bad at explaining shit but this video should set you up with the basics you need to become a walljumper: [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkPo3jy-fUA"] [video=youtube;WkPo3jy-fUA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkPo3jy-fUA[/video][/URL] Why did I say the game was hilarious? Because it's filled with mice blindly rushing to their deaths, dying due to lag or a bad shaman who's build fails miserably. This vid and these pics right here are good examples of the hilarity that often ensues while playing: [video=youtube;GJReZRji7tg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJReZRji7tg[/video] [IMG]http://legacy.cubeupload-dev.com/files/bac800lol2123456.png[/IMG] ^ Poor mice being trampled to their deaths on a collision map in a room with 90 mice. [IMG]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/173/6/f/Transformice__ANVIL_GOD_by_chiballo.jpg[/IMG] ^ The Anvil God, the one true God of Transformice. A beast unmatched in ferocity and rage, spreading death and devastation to everything in its path. [B]It hungers.[/B] Once you're in the game you should seek me out or make a post here that you started playing. I'm almost always chillin' in room noob as the mice there are usually not as serious and more relaxed compared to other rooms. To change room just type "[B]/room *roomname*[/B]" in chat (for example "[B]/room noob[/B]" to get to room noob). My ingame name is Mindtwistah, and once I see you I'll invite you to DD's own tribe; Mice on Drugs. What's this tribe shit I speak of? Tribes are groups that mice can create and join, like guilds or whatever in other games. They get their own customizable room and a tribe chat. Most tribes are gay-as-fuck, Mice on Drugs I created specifically for drugged out mice who just wanna chill and have fun without being too serious and shit, and it's a good place where we can gather DDers (and outsiders on drugs) so that we can all stay in touch. So yeah, git cho game on nigga! It's addictive as fuck, simplistic, great for high play and I'm sure you'll like it.
I thought this was going to be about getting mice high.
That's for another time, need to build a proper cage first!
[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;39970380] [IMG]http://legacy.cubeupload-dev.com/files/bac800lol2123456.png[/IMG] ^ Poor mice being trampled to their deaths on a collision map in a room with 90 mice. [/QUOTE] I played this game around the time this picture was taken. Surprised I can't find my username in there. I was always one of the best because I could walljump.
[QUOTE=Scoooooby;39970834]I played this game around the time this picture was taken. Surprised I can't find my username in there. I was always one of the best because I could walljump.[/QUOTE] I know right, when I started playing people always told me "omg ur so proo" because I could walljump, now every noob and their mother can do it :v:
My brother used to play this in primary school and it just was a giant lagging clusterfuck of mice constantly :v:
It's better now, but still a bit laggy and quite a resource hog for a flash game :v:
DUUUUUUDE MINDTWISTAH do you remember when we played this together way back in the day? shit was way too tight
Hell yeah nigga, we were the best :D
shiieet i remember way back in 2011 (or was it 10) when there were a lot of people regularly on the facepunch room , was fun as fuck.
Yeah t'was back in '10. Lots of shits and giggles were had in /room ffacepunch, good times :)
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