ISIS opens Luxury Hotel in Mosul - Polidicks

[QUOTE] Isis has purportedly opened its own luxury hotel in Iraq's second city Mosul for members of the extremist group to stay in while visiting. Pictures circulated by Isis-affiliated social media accounts show members tending to a well-maintained garden, polishing floors and cleaning windows, expansive swimming pools and two black Isis flags flying at the front of the multi-storey building. The hotel is believed to be the Ninawa International Hotel, which received a number of positive reviews on TripAdvisor before being overtaken by militants and stripped of its branding. It has 262 rooms, two restaurants, two ballrooms and a gymnasium, among other facilities. [/QUOTE] [url]http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/isis-opens-262room-luxury-hotel-in-mosul-10227777.html[/url]

I hope the concierge doesn't blow up on me when i ask for a taxi

are ISIS taking notes from North Korea or something? "How can we be fucking disgusting monsters, and also look human? Let's open a hotel!"

So why dont we let them stay in it forma week or two and when its at capacity blow it the fuck up [editline]7th May 2015[/editline] Seems like too easy of a way to get them all in one place

Why couldn't we just drop a bomb on it? Lol.

[QUOTE=cody8295;47680618]I hope the concierge doesn't blow up on me when i ask for a taxi[/QUOTE] No that's if you arrange for a wake up call.

Kind of misleading. They didn't really do anything apart from seize an already established hotel and strip its branding.

impending remodeling

Whatever you do, do NOT request a wake-up call. [B]EDIT:[/B] I don't mean a bombing. I mean they get employees to stage a hostage situation, pointing AKs at you and shouting to "GET THE FUCK UP".

I hope they have valet parking for JDAMs.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;47680809]Whatever you do, do NOT request a wake-up call.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't mind waking up in there and enjoying the tunes played by their alarm clocks out of curiosity If only I could get over the constant explosions tho

Looks like I won't beheading there anytime soon.

Bomb joke.

They have literally no experience whatsoever running such a rigmarole. It won't work.

[QUOTE=Headhumpy;47681300]They have literally no experience whatsoever running such a rigmarole. It won't work.[/QUOTE] you realize ISIS isn't one person right chances are there are a few ISIS members that have business experience

it's like they're a gang from the 1950's or something.

I wonder if the Opening ceremony will have fireworks?

You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave

[QUOTE=ferrus;47680688]Kind of misleading. They didn't really do anything apart from seize an already established hotel and strip its branding.[/QUOTE] ...all your hotel are belong to us now? It's literaly that (please don't ban me ;_;)

Ridiculous rates are Haram

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;47680639]are ISIS taking notes from North Korea or something? "How can we be fucking disgusting monsters, and also look human? Let's open a hotel!"[/QUOTE] "As proof of our might and endurance, here we are after climbing to the top of Iraq's tallest mountain!" "*snk!* Dude, they're totally gonna forget that we fuckin' live here!" "I know, it's genius!"