• Master Chief making his return to PC
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[T]http://i.imgur.com/RolhLUk.jpg[/t] [URL="http://www.gamespot.com/articles/new-30-halo-themed-pc-mouse-is-oddly-not-a-gaming-/1100-6421427/"]http://www.gamespot.com/articles/new-30-halo-themed-pc-mouse-is-oddly-not-a-gaming-/1100-6421427/[/URL] [QUOTE]Should the prospect of owning what Logitech calls the "world's fastest mouse" not entice you due to its distinct lack of Master Chief-ness, Microsoft has just the mouse for you. The company today announced the limited-edition Halo-themed Wireless Mobile Mouse 3500; for $30, you can own a mouse adorned with the Halo name and the Master Chief himself. Strangely, considering the target demographic for this is presumably people who play games and are fans of Halo, this is not a gaming mouse. The 3500 is a fairly run-of-the-mill wireless mouse that carries an MSRP of $30, but is sold for as little as $16 on Amazon if you're willing to make do with one whose color is officially described as "Loch Ness Gray." By most accounts it's a fine mouse, but it lacks the sort of gamer-centric features you'd expect from one that carries the Halo branding. Even something as simple as extra side buttons (the 3500 has only the two in addition to its mouse wheel) that I can't imagine living without are nowhere to be found. The wireless Halo 3500 mouse goes on sale in October, and can be preordered now through GameStop. When it launches, it will also be available through the Microsoft Store and other retailers.[/QUOTE]
Wow that [b]is[/b] a sensationalist headline
Thanks Microsoft. I'm so fucking grateful.
hahahahahahah oh shit fuck off
That's an ugly mouse
God fucking damn it. You're an ass for that title.
You got me.
I slammed the lid of my candle that I was holding on my desk, leaned forward, only to be caught by a ruse I [I]hate[/I] you
[t]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=3807&dateline=1400745377[/t]
If that's not a cocktease than I don't know what is.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
just got legit excited. fucking asshole
I knew it wasn't going to be true, but I still got myself excited. :(
I agree with my friend, why is that picture so high res.
I love you for this thread :v:
This is obviously Halo 3 merch, right? Right?
my heart just got demolished so hard fuck you
Oh for fuck's sake
It's not as funny when you see all the Funny ratings on the rightmost side of the thread title.
[IMG]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=3807&dateline=1400745377[/IMG]
That title is a work of art.
You probably just gave 343N a Heart attack.
I bet you dorks still get worked up over half life 3 whenever you see a thread about Valve being somewhere
[QUOTE=usaokay;45559227]and on his birthday, no less.[/QUOTE] Must be a shitty way to celebrate turning 14
That's just a fucking insult, Microsoft
Somewhere, 343N screams in agony.
He's not even wearing the best MJOLNIR armor [B]Fuck off, Microsoft[/B]
This just makes me mad.
Next contender for Sensationalist Thread of the Year 2014?
A mouse...really? Fuck you Microsoft.
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