So today at I was walking to the parking lot to drive to my other school I go to. Well I noticed a huge mark on my driver side door. So I get closer and guess what I see. Yap you guessed it. Egg. Well at this point I was wondering who did this. I had names running through my head and really didn't think much of my own friend. His name is Matt btw. So my other friend, Michael, walks up and is laughing that my truck got egged. Well the first thing he say's is "I bet Matt did this." And I am like "No way he would never do that. I haven't done anything to piss him off." Well I was wrong I guess. So I tell him I need a jump to get this truck back home. Well we deiced we will run to his house and grab some cables. So we start driving and I tell him "Wait turn around and ask Matt for a jump." So we turn around and Matt offers to jump my truck.
So Matt pulls up and ask what is on the side of my truck. I tell him someone egged me and I am going to find out who it is. Well we get the cables hooked up and shit and start my truck. I say meet me at my house to Michael and I drive off. Well I get back to my house and notice the culprit dumbed all his trash in his car in the back of my truck bed. I start digging through and low and behold. I find receipts from Gamestop. Funny thing was that one was a preorder for Fallout New Vegas. I look at the receipt and notice a name. Yes the idiot who egged my car left a receipt with his full name on it.
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Picture just to prove how much of an idiot he is. So right now I am enraged and want to smash his face in to the pavement for what he did. I see Michael drive down the road and show him the receipt. He laughs and says "You know right when you left Matt told me he did all this. And he even pissed on your car." My fucking jaw drops after this. I tell Michael that when I see him in class today for my last period I am going to kill him. Well we get to school and for the whole class period he never shows up. So now I writing this and can't wait for tomorrow so when I see him in the parking lot I can beat his ass. Will post back on if I kick his ass or not.
Ignore the spelling errors.
Tl;Dr
Friend (Not anymore) egged and pissed on my truck. I am going to beat his ass.
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Days passed and he talked it over with me. He seemed like he didn't do it and I believed him.
Beat the shit out of him.
Sorry didn't know you would get so worked up. Hope we can still be friends.
You have such a nice friend
interrogate him
[QUOTE=Machisma!;25517829]You have such a nice friend[/QUOTE]
I know right
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[QUOTE=berryman13;25517806]Beat the shit out of him.[/QUOTE]
I plan on doing that soon.
Drug him up, and rape him.
Egg his car or him.
get the game with his pre-order receipt
[editline]19th October 2010[/editline]
no, sleep with his mother
[editline]19th October 2010[/editline]
no wait, play the game in his room while his mother blows you
Bawk bawk bawk
Some friend
I thought of someone throwing eggs at your car.
I know a Matt who would do this and a Michael who would blame Matt
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;25517975]get the game with his pre-order receipt
[editline]19th October 2010[/editline]
no, sleep with his mother
[editline]19th October 2010[/editline]
no wait, play the game in his room while his mother blows you[/QUOTE]
Don't want to pay the $55 it cost and his mother is not very hot so no.
poop in his toilet bowl and put the poop in the top compartment thing and never tell him
in every toilet in his house
[QUOTE=Sputn!k;25518008]I know a Matt who would do this and a Michael who would blame Matt[/QUOTE]
Michael didn't blame Matt. I found out and Michael told me what Matt said. So either way if Michael would of not told me I still would beat Matt's ass.
burn the receipt in front of him
just show him the reciept, call him a retard and laugh it off
if you want something out of this, say he owes you lunch or something
no need to get worked up over a egging, no?
If someone did that to my car I'd beat the shit out of them. The person who previously owned my car was my cousin, and he's dead.
[QUOTE=Kill001;25518077]just show him the reciept, call him a retard and laugh it off
if you want something out of this, say he owes you lunch or something
no need to get worked up over a egging, no?[/QUOTE]
Do you know what egg does to paint on the car? Thank god I cleaned it off when I did. Also he pissed on my car. I think beating his ass will teach him not to fuck with people.
I hope you cleaned it off ASAP, or you are looking at a serious bill to have the paint fixed. Sue his ass off.
Get his copy of Fallout, then when he thinks you're going to give it back to him, break it in half.
[QUOTE=nerdygamer;25518109]Also he pissed on my car.[/QUOTE]
Well then that's fucked up :v:
based on your reaction, you have a pretty nice truck?
Cool friend you got there
[QUOTE=Apocalypsox;25518149]I hope you cleaned it off ASAP, or you are looking at a serious bill to have the paint fixed. Sue his ass off.[/QUOTE]
Ya I got it off and nothing happened to the paint thank god. But the stupid this was my dad told me to tell him that next time he will call the cops. I was thinking why not fucking call them right now and get money out of this. But he already cleaned most of the egg off before I got home.
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[QUOTE=Kill001;25518165]Well then that's fucked up :v:
based on your reaction, you have a pretty nice truck?[/QUOTE]
Not really. 2001 ford ranger. But still you don't egg someones car, piss on it, or leave your trash in the bed. That is just being an ass.
What the fuck, he does this for no reason? If he has a car, let the air out his tires or something.
Guess he's not your friend anymore
Why did your car need to get jumped? I don't think the egg caused that.
I would rip up the receipt. Or you can go to the store and take his preorder.
Slash his tyers, or his families tyers.
[QUOTE=Teh_Spork;25518239]Why did your car need to get jumped? I don't think the egg caused that.
I would rip up the receipt. Or you can go to the store and take his preorder.[/QUOTE]
The battery died a month back when my dad never drove the truck and now it was acting up. So I got a new one.
Also the receipt does no good to me seeing as he can use his phone number to get the pre-order.
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