• Woman suffering eternal orgasm
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[quote]Some girls have all the fun.Kim Ramsey, a nurse from New Jersey, has hundreds of orgasms a day — in cars, doing laundry, buying food in a supermarket. But when the skyrockets start to go off, she doesn’t cry out, “Yes!’’ Her reaction is, “Oh, no, not again.’’ Because as far as she’s concerned, you really [I]can[/I] have too much of a good thing. “Other women wonder how to have an orgasm,” the Montclair woman told London’s Sun newspaper. “I wonder how to stop mine.” She’s probably the only NJ Transit rider who ever credited the commuter line with bringing her to climax. She recalled a recent train ride home that she said left her shaking. “It was a bit of a bumpy ride,’’ said Ramsey, who moved to the United States from England. “Every jerk of the train or vibration made me more aroused.” “It was a 40-minute journey, so there was nothing I could do. I just had to bite my lip and sit on my hands and hope no one noticed.” Her problem began four years ago, after she had sex with a new boyfriend. “I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad,” she recalled. “We tried everything to make it stop. Squats, deep breathing. “It also happened with a new partner. I even sat on frozen peas, but the orgasms and sexual arousal continued. “I must have had around 200 orgasms during that period.’’ But it was no romp in the hay. “The pain and exhaustion, Ramsey said, was “unbearable.’’ She said she contracted a recently identified and very rare medical condition, persistent genital arousal disorder, which makes any pelvic movement trigger an orgasm. “Imagine feeling aroused for no reason other than you got up that day,’’ she said. Doctors believe that Ramsey may have come down with the condition when she developed spinal cysts after falling down a flight of stairs in 2001, but it remained dormant until her marathon sex session with her new boyfriend seven years later. The incurable condition, she said, has made her life a nightmare. It’s not clear if she has a boyfriend now — clearly no guy can keep up with her — and she said that the unending climaxes make her feel as if she’s unable to have a normal relationship.[/quote] [URL=http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/it_so_good_so_bad_2xUIhyByiC5wuVHUSjyhIP?utm_campaign=OutbrainA&utm_source=OutbrainArticlepages&obref=obinsource]Source[/url] Sheesh, what the hell did that guy do?
I want to meet her boyfriend so I can learn how the fuck he did it. [editline]as[/editline] Oh it seems that a flight of stairs caused this I want to meet these stairs so I can learn it's secrets
The guy must have been HUGE.
[QUOTE=Killer monkey;37514508]The guy must have been HUGE.[/QUOTE] no, just no, no I will hurt you, physically. That belongs in like, some thread about sizequeens, or something. Anyway. God damn, that sucks for her. I'm sure the boyfriend, or if she has one, would just lick around there, and she'd literally go into a coma. The fuck man, that's no fun.
That's gotta be one hell of a pickup line. "Last time I fucked a woman to orgasm was 4 years ago - she has yet to stop orgasming"
Poor girl, that has to suck. Any pelvic movement. ANY.
At least she isn't a guy, the mess would suck
[QUOTE=Pyth;37514542]At least she isn't a guy, the mess would suck[/QUOTE] Do you not know the term "wet"?
pics? if she aint hot, this story gets way less interesting [editline]edited:[/editline] I'm gonna count all those boxes as agrees, you all know it, why pretend you disagree.
[QUOTE=Spartan8907;37514554]Do you not know the term "wet"?[/QUOTE] Only 3/4 women squirt apparently, perhaps she isn't in that larger ratio i don't know anything about girls stop judging!!
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;37514500]I want to meet her boyfriend so I can learn how the fuck he did it. [editline]as[/editline] Oh it seems that a flight of stairs caused this I want to meet these stairs so I can learn it's secrets[/QUOTE] I don't, might come away from the experience mentally scarred like the poor fools who gazed upon Nyarlathotep, while chanting "Must... Fuck..." every so often... :v:
[QUOTE=Pyth;37514568]Only 3/4 women squirt apparently, perhaps she isn't in that larger ratio i don't know anything about girls stop judging!![/QUOTE] squirt =\= wet
[QUOTE=geoface;37514593]squirt =\= wet[/QUOTE] Air?
[QUOTE=Andokool12;37514607]Air?[/QUOTE] vaginal fart
You do realize that the vagina lubricates itself on arousal This chick could literally fill a bucket. With her own fucking fluids
[quote]“Imagine feeling aroused for no reason other than you got up that day,’’ she said.[/quote] Yeah, that happens to a lot of guys, actually
I'll get her to stop, just give me 3 minutes.
ITT: Facepunchers discuss female anatomy. In any case, I can't even imagine 200+ orgasms over a few days...
That's gotta be one sore vaginal area
[QUOTE=Luci-fer;37514784]ITT: Facepunchers discuss something they don't understand.[/QUOTE]
She should collect all her 'fluids' and sell it on ebay. I'm sure someone would buy it.
[QUOTE=RudeMcRude;37514816]She should collect all her 'fluids' and sell it on ebay. I'm sure someone would buy it.[/QUOTE] if by someone you mean you
[QUOTE=yazrak;37514720]You do realize that the vagina lubricates itself on arousal This chick could literally fill a bucket. With her own fucking fluids[/QUOTE] Vaginal lubrication is basically secreted blood plasma, I'm suprised she hasn't had more serious health problems than just exhaustion from orgasming constantly.
[QUOTE=bohb;37514853]Vaginal lubrication is basically secreted blood plasma, I'm suprised she hasn't had more serious health problems than just exhaustion from orgasming constantly.[/QUOTE] Was thinking this too wouldn't she get dehydrated pretty damn quickly?
It's like back pain, except orgasms.
I know it's apparently incurable, but surely wouldn't severing some of the nerve-endings in the genital areas help to lessen the frequency or intensity? I don't really know; i'm not a gynaecologist. If that doesn't work, surely trying to cleanse or numb the spinal cysts would help? Or would that cause her to run the risk of paralysis?
[QUOTE=DeEz;37514883]Was thinking this too wouldn't she get dehydrated pretty damn quickly?[/QUOTE] Dehydration and the excessive strain on the body to constantly create excessive amounts of blood plasma. I do hope she finds a way to solve her problem.
[QUOTE=Pyth;37514542]At least she isn't a guy, the mess would suck[/QUOTE][video=youtube;LZepj6u5Dtc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZepj6u5Dtc[/video]
Just like in my eromangas !
I want a video interview damnit.
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