• My friend is an amazing writer.
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This story is meh. [quote]Gafferty The Story Dedicated to all the Gamers the Gafferty meet and became friends or mortal enemies in his adventures but this isnt some retirement letter damnit! GEN-Tucker[25th] - Living his dream life, in the Sims 2, and can't play guitar for shit COL-Hogan[25th] - Mr.7000.......................................................................Hours of World of Warcraft Anarchy/SHERMAN :D - "Can you feel that? Aw shit. Oooh Wah ah ah ah. Oooh Wah ah ah ah. Ogh Ogh. Ogh Ogh." Slayer55524/NELSON :D :D :D :D :D - Still doesn't understand, his computer theories are book worthy seriously nelson make a book called "You got the JFK Conspiracy, well I got this!" or "Computers for The Desperate,or mentally retarded" BTW Both them there titles belong to ASIACORP&#8482; both of them where invented by this next guy Tran aka Wargasmic aka Murder Inc, Still Asian, Use to be Black. 2LT-Tran[25th] LMAO Those were the days :D Labrie, the only person still sqeekier then Tucker Jade, got a life :o Contie, getting laid in second life Geoteshee? Geotesehchee? Fuck it, hes Geo you get the point Colin, hasnt logged onto MSN for like a fucking year Valentinas, remember him yea the 10 year old that sounds like a 40 year old pedo :D Harvard, Shooting him some Insurgents in Iraq :D *salute* Rogers :D - Rumored to have a picture that makes him look like a Mexican, which i want to see dammit! D: Brennan - Irish Person :o Our Story begins with an idiot named John. "OSHI- That's me!!!" Said John. Shut the fuck up John. John loves games but some of the games John plays, well to be honest John sucks at. Navyfield is a good example. The reason is because, if John was the type of gamer who likes to rush. Otherwise the idiot in CSS screaming, "Okay guys were gonna run though that door follow me!" and five seconds later well, "OMFG FUUCKN WALLHAXOR BITHC HOE!!!!!1111!!!1" Yea I know.... But he has his 1337 moments like when he was playing CSS with Nelson (We'll get to him later)and he was owning the mothering fucking communist bastard asshole bitch fuck cocksucker bearded fucking cunt sluts you and me call Terrorists. He was owning with like 22-0 K/D Ratio and all of a sudden a little bitch named Josh shoots him with a gayass Auto SNiper Chapman blurb blurb blurb 1 - The Kapoot3r It was June 3, 2006, John was in the car getting out of the Electronic Frys Parking Lot with a big box, It was a computer. To specific a Compaq Presario. When John got home he hooked his computer up to the Internets and started to download America's Army. This is where the story begins. C|-|@P73|2 Dos Actually this is where it starts. June 6, 2006, "Pew Pew Pew FUCK FUCK FUCK Where GETTING SHOT AT!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN 2.6 GLITCHES ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!" Said JOHN_BON_JEWY "Wow, guys help help omg ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Said at the time Gafferty :o "OMG LOL STOP MIC SPAM NOOOBZ0RZ I R TEH MUTE U NOOB" Said Sup@hFLy "Fuck it I'm getting a clan" Said Gafferty So John vent to ze America's Army Recruit Forums. He randomly clicked page 3 and saw it. "The 25th Infantry Division is recruiting!!! Come visit our website at www.aa25thid.com" It was a post by a guy named Colin who to this day is missing in action. We Salut you Colin even if most of us don't remember your voice ffs. Gafferty went to the website and there was this fucking awful Desert Theme omfg it burned eyes fuck damnit rawr. He went to the Recruitment Office and applied. He said he was 20 Years old sexy hawt handsome adn a ladies man and in college, LOLOLLOLOLLOOLLOLLLOOLLOLOOLLOOOLLOOOLOLOOOLLOLOLOLOLLOOLOOLLOOOLLOOOLOLOLLLOOLLLOOLLOOOLLLOOOLLOOOOLLOOOOLOLOOLOOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOOOOLLLLLLLLLOO)OOOLLLLLLLLLOLOOOOOLOLL You get the point. So a nice fella named MAJ-Sherman[25th] (<3 You Shermy Wormy) told him do you have Xfire? John said wtf is that.[/quote] This is amazing. [quote]Battle of the Unpredictable By: John *last name censored* I got up, eyes blurred, three of my friends bodies were on the ground. I ran to Sergeant Hallarston. I said, &#8220;Where the hell are our Kiowas!&#8221; He told me, &#8220;Forcer 25 and Forcer 22 where hit by RPGs 3 clicks down and Forcer 23 was out of fuel, 21 and 24 are at base for repairs because of earlier!&#8221; I said, &#8220;But the damn Gunships should be here! They could atleast arty that Insurgent strongpoint!&#8221; &#8220;They are but the damn Insurgents keep coming! It&#8217;s like were fighting the whole god damn country!&#8221; Hallarston told me. &#8220;Well what&#8217;s the Platoons status?&#8221; I asked. He told me, &#8220;4 dead, 8 wounded 3 critically and the 3rd platoon won&#8217;t be here for another hour! So us and 1st platoon will just have to hold out until 3rd platoon and the convoy arrive!&#8221; A year and a half earlier Chapter 1 I woke up one morning, looked to my left and saw my gear packed together on the chair. I walked out to the kitchen, my mom was watching CNN. I said to here, &#8220;Mom, don&#8217;t watch that it&#8217;s just bad.&#8221; I picked up the remote and switched it to HBO. Black Hawk Down was showing. I whispered god damnit to myself. I quickly changed it to Discovery Channel. Mythbusters was on. [/quote] This shit is better than Stephen King. [quote]If we were in the same Platoon A Comic based on the fake tragedy that all members and friend of the 108th Airborne Division were in the same Platoon in the US Army. Issue 1 &#8211; Aw Crap It all started when Gaffertyenlisted, (It&#8217;s still sketchy how he got through training) He was assigned to Delta Platoon. He entered the, what he thought was an empty room. He heard a distant Fap Fap Fap and then he thought OSHI- and then the fappage stopped. A Skinny Asian Male or Female (Can&#8217;t Tell) arised. He said &#8220;Hello I&#8217;m Tran. So yea heres the place now GET THE HELL OUT THIS HUSTLER NEEDS TO BE KEPT SECRET! Special Edition!&#8221; Gafferty said, M&#8217;kay but I use to know a guy named Tran, I&#8217;m Gafferty . Tran screamed and ran out of the room. Outside, Tran yelled Pagan! Pagan! Get your ass to my short bus! I need to talk with you!!! Pagan ran up, What is it? You sunuva bitch? Tran says, I think it&#8217;s Gafferty . Pagan said oh my god!!!! While they talked, Gafferty was inside when he heard Pink Floyd and someone singing really bad. Gafferty walked towards the Pink Floyd. There stood a man with a 1st Sergeant rank He looked at Gafferty , he said Hey you&#8217;re the new guy? I&#8217;m 1st Sergeant Chapman. Gafferty looked at him, wow theres some strange crap going on, I knew a Chapman before. Loves Pink Floyd and shit aswell. I&#8217;m Corporal Gafferty . Then Chapman looked at Gafferty , he whispered oh my god in his mind, but he yelled it aloud outside of his mind&#8230; OH MY GOD! What? Hey check this out I brought my CD Player, and I brought my Linkin Park album. Damnit Gafferty ! You know I hate Linkin Park. What the? Noone knows me as Gafferty Chapman are you a FRIGGIN ALIEN!!!!!!!!!!! No I was your gaming partner you piece of crap. Yea, your Chapman. Hey were you the guy at basic making the Blurb sounds with the tube of yours? Chapman says &#8211; No shit dumbass Gafferty says &#8211; Oh no wonder Tran ran away Chapman says &#8211; Nah he&#8217;s just Asian. Gafferty &#8211; Ah Gafferty says &#8211; Im gonna go check out the place Chapman &#8211; Okay Gafferty walks outside and sees Tran Tran pulls a gun and shoots himself. Oh my god Tran! Pagan tells Gafferty It&#8217;s fine Gafferty he&#8217;s asian it goes right though. Then Lukas walks over and says Hey Gafferty I&#8217;ll go over the Loud Speaker and introduce you to everyone. On the Loudspeaker Lukas says HEY EVERYONE THE BITCH AKA MR.HACKABLE AKA POOFBALL IS HERE!!!!! After Perro rides over on his Scoot Scoot and says yo Gafferty I can&#8217;t believe you made it though. Then Kniesche calls us over for Lunch. All of us entered the Mess Hall and Kniesche told us I made you something special. I ask Chapman, why is a General the Cook? Chapman says, Well he can cook Spam and not set is house or Mess Hall on fire. Rogers yells, hey screw you Chapman I was busy with WoW! So Pagan asks, hey Kniesche what did you cook up? Gumbo? Pizza? Even Better! Spam! Rogers yells Kniesche you&#8217;re a dick! Then the General walks in, it goes silent, and the General looks down at Rogers and asks, What did you say Corporal? Rogers looks up and says Nothing sir.. The General looks at us and bursts out laughing and says OH MY GOD!!! HAHAHAHAH! IT WORKS EVERYTIME! He walks over to Gafferty and goes Dayum boy! Gafferty , Poofball? That you? Yesireebob Oh My God Boy! Get on you knees! [/quote] Truly amazing, no? He sent me a rar filled with word files, and told me he was an idiot when he was 11. These are about this clan we were in, a LONG time ago. Most weren't note worthy, just shitty attempts at war stories. But these, these were beautiful. Just thought I should share their beauty with you.
He may be an amazing storyteller, but he's a shitty writer.
Not all that great, but worth a read.
Oh, he was 11? Nevermind, nice.
What is this.
But this bit changed my life. "I woke up one morning, looked to my left and saw my gear packed together on the chair. I walked out to the kitchen, my mom was watching CNN. I said to here, &#8220;Mom, don&#8217;t watch that it&#8217;s just bad.&#8221; I picked up the remote and switched it to HBO. Black Hawk Down was showing. I whispered god damnit to myself. I quickly changed it to Discovery Channel. Mythbusters was on."
Friend = You
[QUOTE=iondull7;22539248]He may be an amazing storyteller, but he's a shitty writer.[/QUOTE] This. I like it, but its nothing i wouldn't buy.
[QUOTE=Strongside;22539290]Friend = You[/QUOTE] You can talk to him on xfire if you want. Protip: I'm suppose to be Tran, because it was stereotypical, I was 11 too, and I'm a banana.
[quote]Oh My God Boy! Get on you knees![/quote] What a cliffhanger. [editline]09:53PM[/editline] The second story he's trying to be Tom Clancy. He has the pro-logue and all.
[QUOTE=SHoGuNNeR;22539274]But this bit changed my life. "I woke up one morning, looked to my left and saw my gear packed together on the chair. I walked out to the kitchen, my mom was watching CNN. I said to here, “Mom, don’t watch that it’s just bad.” I picked up the remote and switched it to HBO. Black Hawk Down was showing. I whispered god damnit to myself. I quickly changed it to Discovery Channel. Mythbusters was on."[/QUOTE] i fail to understand how that changed your life for a 11 yearold he's pretty good
Wait, I just noticed, did the first two posts and the firefox avatar guy even bother reading? :v:
[QUOTE=deggemannen;22539910]i fail to understand how that changed your life [/QUOTE] You're not reading into it enough.
Hey, reading that last part... aren't comics supposed to have illustrations? [editline]09:08PM[/editline] I can't stand war stories. they just seem so stupid to me
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