• Texas man stung by 1200 bees
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[quote]A Texas man has been lucky to survive a bee attack that saw him stung more than 1200 times. Lamar LaCaze, 65, was mowing his lawn last month when the unexpected bee attack took place, covering his body with stingers, the San Marcos Daily Record reported yesterday. Mr LaCaze managed to call his son Trey six times to ask for help but received no answer. When his son called him back, Mr LaCaze managed to tell him that he was "in bees".[/quote] Source: [url]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/7962124/texas-man-stung-by-1200-bees[/url] It's a swarm of stinging vuvuzela's. [img]http://images.ninemsn.com.au/resizer.aspx?url=http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/2010/world/1609_beeman_lg_a.jpg&width=310[/img]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoBxPzmOccI[/media] Holy moses and the red bee, it must have been beedazzling to see that many bugs. I guess after getting stung that many times his blood type is Bee Positive. I hope they didn't sting his beenis. Sorry, I can't keep doing this, writing so many bee puns is fucking stinging. Beesus christ these puns are stupid.
Holy shit, what is up with his face?
[QUOTE=HellSoldier;24846992]Holy shit, what is up with his face?[/QUOTE] i dunno. he looks like he got stung by 1200 bees or some shit.
[img]http://www.waste.org/~uber/seinfeld_beees.jpg[/img]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXTeYGEKS2s[/media] If you start hearing this, you might be fucked.
[img]http://thumbnails.truveo.com/0000/70/BD/70BD977BEE2C2B07B0A122_Large.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=NotSo1337;24846956][img]http://images.ninemsn.com.au/resizer.aspx?url=http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/2010/world/1609_beeman_lg_a.jpg&width=310[/img][/QUOTE] ahahaha he looks like a blueberry muffin
that madman massacred 1200 innocent bees
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;24847199]ahahaha he looks like a blueberry muffin[/QUOTE] rofl objectified his plight
I like how his gown matches his skin.
1200 bees died this day
Why would he call his son six times instead of just 911?
[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;24847991]Why would he call his son six times instead of just 911?[/QUOTE] I am unsure what the cops would do anyway
[QUOTE=Tetracycline;24848010]I am unsure what the cops would do anyway[/QUOTE] Fire department will come and spray you down usually.
[QUOTE=Squad;24848059]Fire department will come and spray you down usually.[/QUOTE] Oh, well then
[QUOTE=Tetracycline;24848068]Oh, well then[/QUOTE] The more you know. :)
Thank you
I saw the picture of him, felt bad for him, and then I read this line [quote]When his son called him back, Mr LaCaze managed to tell him that he was "in bees"[/quote] I'm sorry, that's just hilarious. At least the guy has a sense of humour. [editline]11:02PM[/editline] Actually, I reread that and it's either hilarious or really disturbing and I can't tell which because I can't tell how he said it.
Dad- "I'm so badass I survived an attack of 1200 bees!" Son- "C'mon dad, okay that was hardcore but don't go getting a swelled head over it."
Lamar!
Man vs. 1200 bees. Man wins. How'd have guessed that outcome?
[img]http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/nicholas-cage-not-the-bees-drive-angry-1.jpg?w=420&h=252[/img]
His face looks like a halloween mask. That's terrible.
[url]http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bees[/url]
holy shit thats disgusting
[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;24847991]Why would he call his son six times instead of just 911?[/QUOTE] The usual story. Cops arrive, see him lying on the ground in pain, pepper spray him, tazer him, claim that he got violent or had a knife or some shit.
[img]http://ivyhurst.com/UserFiles/Image/270px-Wilford-brimley.jpg[/img] oh no not wilford brimley! who will do diabeetus advertisements?!
They must have been attracted to the excess sugar in his blood
[QUOTE=SKEEA;24849321][img]http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/nicholas-cage-not-the-bees-drive-angry-1.jpg?w=420&h=252[/img][/QUOTE] That was a twisted ending to that movie
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