Ever wish your car could have a mustache? Wait no longer, the Carstache is here.
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Forget novelty number plates; forget go-faster stripes; move over CarLashes. The craze for adorning cars with garish face furniture just got even sillier with the introduction of car moustaches.
The company Carstache bills itself as "the global leader in Automotive Facial Hair" and invites male motorists to "channel the power of true American legends" such as Hulk Hogan and Tom Selleck by fixing large, fuzzy moustaches to the front of their cars.
The product comes in an array of lurid colours - bright orange and pink as well as black, grey and blond - and attaches to the bonnet above the front number plate.
The company's website promises customers a pseudo-psychedelic experience upon getting behind the wheel of a Carstache-sporting vehicle.
"Your first Carstache feels like your first kiss, cold beer, snow cone, and slow dance. It's glorious! It just feels good. It feels powerful. Your car has been naked until now. So strap a 'stache, buckle up, and enjoy the ride!"
The product comes in the wake of CarLashes, eyelashes that fix to the headlights, which have become the new "must-have" kitsch car accessory for female motorists in the US and Britain.
The Carstache is aimed at male motorists and the makers promise it will attract a big reaction on the road.
According to Ethan Eyler, founder of the company: "We made the Carstache purely because we think it’s funny and it makes people smile. No other reason. When people see a Carstache on the streets they laugh, wave, thumbs-up, fist pump, gun flex, wink wink, kiss kiss, you name it."
The product is on sale for around £25.
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This sounds fucking dumb.
oh my god yes
I want one
Tell me when the automobeard is available and we'll talk
Ordered. 5-7 business days until it's here.
That actually sounds pretty cool. I mean, the concept. It wouldn't match my '97 mini-van.
If you use a carstache with a car-bra, does that make your car transgender?
[QUOTE=BBKF;25099771]If you use a carstache with a car-bra, does that make your car transgender?[/QUOTE]
Car-bra, nothing like that has been invented. Carlashes though...
You know what this means? It means there was once a guy who said to himself,"Gee i wish my car had a mustache. He later mentioned it to his friend who was good with cars. And a month later he comes back shows it to him, a car mustache. Eventually some business men come to them and say "We want to put mustaches on cars.And then this.
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;25099746]Tell me when the automobeard is available and we'll talk[/QUOTE]
Carstache + Automobeard + Car balls = douchiest car ever?
I need this.
Now we need Car Monocles for the headlights and a top hat...
They should release a car that comes standard equipped with one and call it the Sellick.
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well hello there sir
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Car cover broke
I want one. Black. On a white car. Maybe a monocle along with it.
I don't want one. They look stupid, probably get dirty, and I have a feeling they'll fly off of your car at any moment.
I need this.
[QUOTE=Edthefirst;25100423]I don't want one. They look stupid, probably get dirty, and I have a feeling they'll fly off of your car at any moment.[/QUOTE]
High i'm Edthefirst I hate fun :fuckyou:
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PENIS CAR ACTIVATE! We'll be there in a jiffy.
Why would your car need a mustache? It's already manly enough (if it is a manly car)
My car is from the 70's, where the fuck is AutoFro?!
Why is it orange
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Just watched that episode.
When I saw the mustache, the first thought that came to me was, Now it needs a proper hat, and you've got a Saxton Hale Mobile! It's just like the Popemobile, only with 50% more breakfast steaks and Hippie punching involved!
I guess the effect of this hugely depends on how "facelike" your cars front is. The example picture isn't good.
[QUOTE=Johnnsen;25107399]I guess the effect of this hugely depends on how "facelike" your cars front is. The example picture isn't good.[/QUOTE]
NO example would be good
It looks like you just crashed into 2 foxes or something
When people see a Carstache on the streets they laugh, wave, thumbs-up, fist pump, gun flex, wink wink, kiss kiss, you name it.
this is such a waste of money plus its downright retarded
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