Mom, have you seen my panties? Underwear bandit arrested in LaGrange Township, 60+ pairs of panties - Polidicks

[release][h2]Underwear bandit arrested in LaGrange Township[/h2] [url=http://morningjournal.com/articles/2011/08/24/news/doc4e5536b778acc088558889.txt?viewmode=fullstory][b]//Source[/b] The Morning Journal[/url] ______________________________ [img]http://morningjournal.com/content/articles/2011/08/24/news/doc4e5536b778acc088558889.jpg[/img] [i]Larry Moore[/i] LAGRANGE TOWNSHIP — Deputies charged an 18-year-old LaGrange Township man with three burglaries after he allegedly took more than 66 pairs of women’s underwear from three homes. Police went to the 38000 block of Biggs Road on Aug. 21 where a woman said her 17-year-old daughter’s room had been broken into. The girl said she was missing jewelry and some pairs of panties, according to a Lorain County Sheriff’s report. The following day, the father of Larry Moore, 18, contacted Grafton police after he found jewelry in his son’s bedroom and the teen admitted to breaking into the home, according to the report. Moore and his father then spoke with deputies who searched his room at his father’s house, finding nothing, according to the report. When deputies went to check his room at his mother’s Pheasant Run home, Moore admitted to breaking into two Stable Run homes. In the room at Moore’s mother’s house, deputies found a duffel bag with the underwear inside. One burglary victim said 32 of the pairs were hers, while another victim said 34 pairs were hers. Moore was charged with three counts of burglary, three counts of theft and two counts of criminal damaging.[/release] Now that must be some kind of a record, for a kid that young, right? :v:

lol what a loser

I could swear I've seen a pic of this kid on FP

Hahaha, must suck for the guy to have his secret fetishes revealed to everyone around him.

Is it bad that i laughed my ass off when i got a glance at the pic?

[QUOTE=usaokay;31956157]He probably wore those panties so he could wear them.[/QUOTE] :|

[QUOTE=DrBreen;31956282]Is it bad that i laughed my ass off when i got a glance at the pic?[/QUOTE] no i did too

Amazing... how can somebody this young like to sniff crotch rot?

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;31956354]Amazing... how can somebody this young likes to sniff crotch rot?[/QUOTE] I know right, I thought sexual feelings developed around the age of 40-50

What the shit.

why would anybody have 30+ pairs of underwear in the first place

I wonder if the police will return the panties...

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;31956354]Amazing... how can somebody this young like to sniff crotch rot?[/QUOTE] He's 18...

[QUOTE=carcarcargo;31956753]He's 18...[/QUOTE] Dude, back when I was 18 (I'm 27 now) all I could think of was about the [del]excruciating[/del] exhilarating feeling a man ought to feel after eating out a woman, not about stealing and sniffing dirty thongs.

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;31956874]Dude, back when I was 18 (I'm 27 now) all I could think of was about the excruciating feeling a man ought to feel after eating out a woman[/QUOTE] What?

Panty raid master sucks he got reported by his father, lol, that's a pretty hefty prison sentence

He just wreaks of stereotype

Fetishes like this always made me wonder how the hell it turns the guy with the fetish on.

[QUOTE=Sanius;31956886]What?[/QUOTE] Look, I can understand how the process of "eating out" a woman could sound strange to you--maybe even wrong... that's what a normal, straight dude would think of. Maybe you prefer dicks instead?

The boys will love him in jail.

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;31957247]Look, I can understand how the process of "eating out" a woman could sound strange to you--maybe even wrong... that's what a normal, straight dude would think of. Maybe you prefer dicks instead?[/QUOTE] What?

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;31957247]Look, I can understand how the process of "eating out" a woman could sound strange to you--maybe even wrong... that's what a normal, straight dude would think of. Maybe you prefer dicks instead?[/QUOTE] I don't think you know what excruciating means.

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;31956874]all I could think of was about the excruciating feeling a man ought to feel after eating out a woman[/QUOTE] "eew vaginas gross"

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;31957247]Look, I can understand how the process of "eating out" a woman could sound strange to you--maybe even wrong... that's what a normal, straight dude would think of. Maybe you prefer dicks instead?[/QUOTE] Are you trying to be a bad poster or does it just come naturally?

[QUOTE=melonmonkey;31957436]I don't think you know what excruciating means.[/QUOTE] Oh crap I meant exhilarating :v:

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;31957247]Look, I can understand how the process of "eating out" a woman could sound strange to you--maybe even wrong... that's what a normal, straight dude would think of. Maybe you prefer dicks instead?[/QUOTE] I had to read this twice to understand what you're saying. still. wat

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;31957614]Oh crap I meant exhilarating :v:[/QUOTE] That makes a little bit more sense

[QUOTE=The golden;31957672]Fetishes aren't supposed to make sense to those that don't have them. That's why they have their own name. They're called fetishes.[/QUOTE] They don't even make sense to people who do have them :v:

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[QUOTE=carcarcargo;31957668]That makes a little bit more sense[/QUOTE] I've been sleeping 4 hours for the last couple weeks Cut me some slack here!