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Heysup bros, do you have a total boner for huge futuristic wars?
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Holy shit! You're at the right interactive!
I'll try to update as much as possible and I apologize for the CS6, but my tablet hates MSPaint for some reason, but first:
Time to pick your character:
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The evil dudes or the bros?
The bros
Woo! Loved your last interactive man, can't wait for this!
Evil dudes please
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[editline]17th December 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Krinkels;38869493]Woo! Loved your last interactive man, can't wait for this!
Evil dudes please[/QUOTE]
Thanks! This one doesn't have a quality standard, so it'll be as updated as possible regardless of quality !:v:!
also, this to anyone interested, [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1048062"]here is a link[/URL] to my previous (abandoned) interactive
[editline]17th December 2012[/editline]
A little character to keep the thread alive:
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[I]"what you see in the distance there, are enemy drop ships, they have soldiers in them that are always lined perpendicular to the ground. When they're over a target area they are launched at really fucked up speeds. These are some of the most elite enemies we will defend against today."[/I]
[I]"I wonder what kind of mindset such a trooper has?"[/I]
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[I]"man this is taking forever"
"oh, be patient"[/I]
[editline]18th December 2012[/editline]
still need some team votes, by the way
Evil dudes they seem cooler
Evil guys, the evil guys are always more interesting.
Evil dudes for sure.
Evil dudes
It'd be fun to follow the evil dudes.
GAIME START!
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"Just die already!"
[I]Sometimes he wished enemy shock troops were as obedient as slaves
right now though he wishes he didn't run out of dual rifle ammo[/I]
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[I]Finally a hit.
He pulls out his knife.
"Wait! I'm the good guy! I can't die like this! Where's my plot device?"[/I]
"Yeah...
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...funny how that works sometimes."
Woah ok, let's go away from the side select screen and to the beginning!
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Welcome! Welcome to the glorious Hades Coalition army! You are part of the 14th Cunt Destroyers division.
Tomorrow (when I wake up and get back home) the war begins, but let's give you a quick run down before everyone goes to bed, shall we?
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[I]"you know, sometimes I feel this whole thing could have been avoided if you guys had an appreciation for the finer things in life, like double barrelled rifles or slavery."[/I]- Pvt. Jane tells it like it is, yo
First, a nice little image showcasing our main battle rifle, the Dual Rifle. The Hades Coalition is the only faction in the game to use a double barrelled rifle. Neither the bluetards nor those ridiculous "high and mighty" goldies have the balls to issue this kind of weapon. Of course to compensate for its design our basic training incorporates six days a week target practice from day one, the result being that we have the finest marksmen in all the verse.
Second, a quick rundown of your current situation:
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In the last two weeks, we have been defending the city of Torquise, a city we have captured from the bluetards. The bluetards are daft or something, because their counterattack was in the planning stages for so long that we have already efficiently sold off 30% of the populace and enslaved the rest for our own production needs. Apart from their mandatory 5 hour a day labor, the populace seems content, apparently our lack of taxes and government regulated payment (for their non slavery jobs, that takes up the rest of their daily shift of course) is a step up from before. I wonder what they'd think about our fire and salt contingency for cities we might lose?
anyways, you're stationed at the front along with the 13th Cunt destroyes, 2nd and 3rd Filler Divison, 1st Kill Dumbo sniper squad and the 99th Cannon Fodder platoon
We're waiting for word of the bluetards counterattack, in the meanwhile feel free to ask your commander anything
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She's a bit nicer when on her cigarette break
[sp]see you guys tomorrow![/sp]
>Slap the author for having unreadable handwriting.
don't worry, I'll find a font tomorrow, I've written errything under the images till then
>Ask her who the hell came up with these Division names
> Commander, we need additional pylons!
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"Commander, while we're here waiting for nothing, can you tell me who came up with these ridiculous division names?
[I]Silence. He hopes he doesn't get shit for this. Better stop for now.
...
eh fuck it[/I]
"I mean really, Cunt Destroyers?"
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[I]"You know, there are times when I lament the fact that the silent treatment doesn't work on you."[/I]
"Eh, sorry com-
[I]"Shut up."[/I]
[I]ooooooooooh fuckohfuckohfuckohfuck[/I]
[I]"The division names are earned with great deeds. Much like how the 34th King Slayers earned their name with their assasination ops, our division earned its name by being the only division in the verse to defeat the golds in combat. I was only a private back then, but our entire rank of officers and generals were slaughtered that day."[/I]
"But-
[I]"When the supreme warlord asked us remaining infantry our status after the battle, we said:[/I]
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[I]Hades prevail! We beat the cunts!"[/I]
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[I]"The Supreme Warlord has a sense of humor. You can fill in the blanks from there, if I left any.
Anything else on your mind?"[/I]
>Nope. Just raise your gun over your head and shout a warcry
(I like your art style, and the lore looks like it has potential.)
[editline]18th December 2012[/editline]
make sure to do it incredibly unprofessionally
[I]Raising your gun during this phase would mean signaling for high alert, he's not allowed to do that.
He's allowed to do this though[/I]
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"Hades prevail mutherfuckers! Come at us you blue shitbirds!"
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[I]His comrades seem to agree[/I]
[I]"Yeah bitches! Hades prevail!"[/I]
[I]"Hail to the motherfucking supreme warlord! Hades prevail!"[/I]
[I]...we are a rather vulgar army[/I]
>Now do the Micheal Jackson crotch grab then skip to the battle.
[I]"Alright shitbird slayer, enough fun for now. We have orders."[/I]
"Yes commander?"
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[I]"The 1st Kill Dumbo sniper squad has been sending in reports of activity (don't ask me about their name or so help me Hades I will end you), I want you to go to them and personally inspect their sightings. You will help me coordinate our defense with them, so you will stay there and contact me by radio."[/I]
[I]His response?[/I]
>"Can I just do one crotch grab?"
>But after that follow orders
"Can I just do one crotch grab?"
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[I]"..."
"You tempt fate on purpose, private?"[/I]
"please?"
[I]"Fuck it, fine"[/I]
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"Unf!"
[I]Fuck yeah, he loves his job[/I]
[I]"ok get now get out my sight and report the snipers findings"[/I]
"Sure thing commander!"
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[I]She thinks to herself "I can't believe this idiot got through basic"
"Nice ass though. Would."[/I]
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"Hi."
[I]He has reached the sniper squad, he's got a few questions to ask"[/I]
"I HAVE TO REPORT YOUR SNIPER FINDINGS WHAT ARE YOUR SNIPER FINDINGS," yell this in his ear.
Then push him away and look through the scope yourself
"HEY BRO I HAVE TO REPORT YOUR SNIPER FINDIN-"
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[I]"Dude, volume the fuck down"[/I]
"-gs what are your sniper findings?"
[I]"look at this"[/I]
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[I]Bro.[/I]
"Dropships."
[I]"Fuckloads, I count around 25 and each one of those holds 20 elite soldiers."[/I]
[I]This is not good, this sniper squad is going to get hit by the brunt of their assault, the Cunt Destroyers are a division meant exactly for high risk situations like this but they're not here
they're to the left of this damn squad, it should be the exact opposite
hm[/I]
"Commander?"
[I]"Yeah shitbird killer, what do you have for me?"[/I]
[I]What does he have for her?[/I]
Well what do you mean what does he have for her I mean-
wait
If these guys have radios why did she send you all the way down here when the sniper could have used the radio? Did the commander get tired of you and sent you on a nonsensical mission? Why you find this insulting.
>Rant on and on about this
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But after that it may be a good idea to report this
He is with the sniper squad in person because he will help his commander coordinate their defense with them.
When it comes to the report, they could send it to her themselves (or maybe even coordinate without a middle man), but if you ask me I don't think she likes them very much.
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[I]"Bunch of flat asses. Wouldn't."[/I]
Anyways, that's enough for today, I have classes. I'll continue this in a couple of hours when I get back home
also feel free to keep posting suggestions guys, this flows pretty nicely with just one dude but I'm used to everyone reading posting stuff
>Well send the report, then coordinate this defense by springing up and shooting the dropships madly
>Report situation, check inventory for anything to shoot the dropships down with, alternatively, see if the snipers have anything like an anti-materiel rifle
I like my shooting randomly in the sky idea better
[editline]18th December 2012[/editline]
Oh,
>Ask the sniper if he has a jar of face (Or mask I guess) paint. Paint some angry eyebrows on your mask and call yourself THE [B]ANGRY[/B] MEHREEEN
>Run back to your commander to tell her the news even though you have a radio, but trip on a rock and accidentally tackle her.
>Do an awesome lock and load montage for when the dropships land.
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