Plane almost lands on guy who was sunbathing on a beach in Germany

[shian]

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The unnamed sunbather had to fling himself down into the sand as the light aircraft came in to land just metres from his head.

The pilot has admitted his error, saying "it wasn't one of my greatest achievements in the cockpit."

The sunbather had been soaking up the rays on a beach in Dune, in Heligoland, an island in northern Germany.

Fellow holidaymaker, Rainer Schmidt, 52, who shot the video from which these snaps were taken said: "I was watching the planes come into land. I had seen five planes land before this one came in. I instantly realised that this one was coming into land far too low. The others were at least six metres high. It was so close to the man on the beach. The man was very lucky."

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[url]http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/479773/Plane-narrowly-misses-sunbather-before-it-crashes-on-beach-in-Germany[/url]

[Sgt-NiallR]

Heilige Scheiße

[Zonesylvania]

Attack vs. reflex: 1d20+18
reflex save:
[thumb]http://f0.bcbits.com/img/a1617852869_10.jpg[/thumb]

[EvacX]

[quote=The pilot]it wasn't one of my greatest achievements in the cockpit.[/quote]

You don't say?

[confinedUser]

[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;44999208]Attack vs. reflex: 1d20+18
reflex save:
[thumb]http://f0.bcbits.com/img/a1617852869_10.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE]

you must roll initiative

[BCell]

If this was a comedy, I can imagine the plane stripping his pants off by mistake

[Elfy]

Some say, the amount of shit that spilled out onto the beach polluted the nearby wildlife.

[Socram]

[QUOTE=confinedUser;44999247]you must roll initiative[/QUOTE]

No you don't, its a save. Clearly the plane was taking advantage of a surprise round regardless.

[JXZ]

[QUOTE=Socram;44999706]No you don't, its a save. Clearly the plane was taking advantage of a surprise round regardless.[/QUOTE]
you're all dorks

i think that lowers your "not giving me your lunch money" stat to 0.

[Drury]

[QUOTE=EvacX;44999243]You don't say?[/QUOTE]

Well at least he wasn't like "idiot shouldn't have been sunbathing there" and admitted his error.

[JXZ]

fkin automerge

[Socram]

[QUOTE=JXZ;44999718]you're all dorks

i think that lowers your "not giving me your lunch money" stat to 0.[/QUOTE]

Roll for intimidate.

I'll stop now.

[InfectedPotato]

How do you fling yourself to the ground if you're already lying down?

[Zonesylvania]

[QUOTE=InfectedPotato;45000031]How do you fling yourself to the ground if you're already lying down?[/QUOTE]
carelessly

[Missing User]

St.Maarten got nothing on this guy

[Widgeon]

As a pilot myself. It's very rare to land short of the runway without making the prior dicision to go around and try again unless wind or weather/engine issues played a roll.

[Pyroknight]

Pilot is dummkopf.

See look I know German

[Bradyns]

That prop is scarily close to the fence..

[BMCha]

[QUOTE=Bradyns;45001110]That prop is scarily close to the fence..[/QUOTE]

And the wheels were closer (it can be a little hard to see but that fence didn't survive the landing).

[lazyguy]

That'll teach 'em to steal all the best stops!