Florida Man helped catch Dzhokar Tsarnaev, took a key photo of him.
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[url]http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/04/florida_man_took_key_photo_of.php[/url]
[quote]There is a Florida tie: A Jacksonville man snapped the best photo taken of the surviving suspect in the moments after the bomb. David Green gave the FBI key photos that helped authorities ID 19-year-old Dzhokar Tsnarnaev[/quote]
[video=youtube;jv_bM5LyocQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv_bM5LyocQ[/video]
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The photo
[img]http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/suspectphoto2.jpg[/img]
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But this is a cooler photo
[img]http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/soldiersinwatertown.jpg[/img]
Yay for my city!
I'm glad Florida Man is finally using his powers for good.
fucking Florida Man always being a hero and shit
Florida Man: The epitome of Chaotic Neutral.
[QUOTE=areolop;40370521]The photo
[img]http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/suspectphoto2.jpg[/img]
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yeah im calmly walking away from an explosion im not suspicious at all
Someone should make a film about The Florida Man.
It'll be like some Hotline Miami style shit.
[QUOTE=Craig Willmore;40370730]yeah im calmly walking away from an explosion im not suspicious at all[/QUOTE]
tbh some people can keep their cool in extreme situations
[editline]22nd April 2013[/editline]
while not being terrorists
EVERYONE! We must make a Florida man movie.
Make it with clips from GTA IV and shit.
Look at Florida Man, first he was caught with loads of CP, now he is catching Terrorists!
[QUOTE=SexualShark;40370827]EVERYONE! We must make a Florida man movie.
Make it with clips from GTA IV and shit.[/QUOTE]
shit would be so postmodern
I'm proud of his redemption
[editline]21st April 2013[/editline]
NoDachi you broke my automerge
[QUOTE=SexualShark;40370827]EVERYONE! We must make a Florida man movie.
Make it with clips from GTA IV and shit.[/QUOTE]
Dude.
Vice City, come on now
[QUOTE=NoDachi;40370881]shit would be so postmodern[/QUOTE]
nooo, postmodernism was already done by my [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nJdboLAwis"]Chechnian Man movie[/URL]. :v:
Shit's so deep even I don't know what it's about.
[QUOTE=andololol;40370883]NoDachi you broke my automerge[/QUOTE]
I break a lot of things.
[editline]21st April 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Ezhik;40370905]nooo, postmodernism was already done by my Chechnian Man movie. :v:
Shit's so deep even I don't know what it's about.[/QUOTE]
[I]post[/I]postmodern
Shit so deep it that it watches itself subjectively.
God bless Florida Man!
The true mastermind behind all this is Florida Man himself, we don't have any photos of him.
[img]http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/12/127510/2669867-michaelweston.jpg[/img]
I found a picture of Florida man.
[QUOTE=Craig Willmore;40370730]yeah im calmly walking away from an explosion im not suspicious at all[/QUOTE]
Honestly, the best (and most psychopathic) way he could've not been noted as a suspect was to run towards the victims and help them.
wow facepunch ran that joke into the fucking ground [i]very[/i] quickly
[QUOTE=Baboo00;40371156][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/H5THxeN.jpg[/IMG]
Really, facepunch?[/QUOTE]
Florida Man seems like a cross between The Dude and The Most Interesting Man
[QUOTE=SexualShark;40371131][img]http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/12/127510/2669867-michaelweston.jpg[/img]
I found a picture of Florida man.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/9de01ea1fecea3597502a0f5e6573a56/tumblr_mizuoqr0mq1rilbjto1_500.png[/IMG]
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