Ohio Man Arrested for Having Sex With a Teddy Bear... Again

[shian]

[img]http://www.clevescene.com/binary/a31e/1340029015-charles-marshall.jpg[/img]
[quote]
Meet Charles Marshall, a 28-year-old Cincinnati gentleman with a penchant for masturbating with teddy bears in public.

No, when Marshall was recently arrested at a health clinic after staffers noticed him giving his tallywhacker the teddy treatment in an alley, it was not the first time. It wasn't even the second time. Or the third.

This marks the fourth occasion that Marshall has been cited for getting down and dirty with a stuffed animal in public, thus putting to rest any speculation it was all some deviant viral marketing for Mark Wahlberg's new bear-buddy movie, Ted.

The police report even notes that Marshall's proclivity for stuffing his pecker in Paddington Bear "has been an ongoing problem." Marshall, apparently, likes to mix his plushophilia with exhibitionism, a recipe for run-ins with the law and your picture spread all over the internet with headlines like, "Man arrested for having sex with teddy bear." If only he could be content taking Fozzie Bear to poundtown in the privacy of his own home, none of this would have happened.

The Smoking Gun has the details on his previous arrests; The Daily Mail notes one lingering question that has not, and maybe should not, be answered:

It is unclear whether Marshall used the same teddy bear on each occasion.[/quote]

[url]http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2012/06/18/ohio-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-teddy-bear-again[/url]

[ayejayjay]

for the love of god why does everyone's mugshot look SO awful

[Grenadiac]

[QUOTE=AJisAwesome15;36383156]for the love of god why does everyone's mugshot look SO awful[/QUOTE]

Only ugly people get arrested

[bluesky]

[QUOTE=AJisAwesome15;36383156]for the love of god why does everyone's mugshot look SO awful[/QUOTE]

I beg to differ.

[IMG]http://media.journalinteractive.com/images/122198364_drunkdriver.gif[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/flod5xucjs__oPt.jpg[/IMG]

[mobrockers2]

[QUOTE=bluesky;36383272]I beg to differ.

[IMG]http://media.journalinteractive.com/images/122198364_drunkdriver.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

That does not look good.

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=AJisAwesome15;36383156]for the love of god why does everyone's mugshot look SO awful[/QUOTE]

to be fair I don't think anyone was expecting the guy who fucks teddy bears in public to be a dashing, handsome man

[ragawaga]

[QUOTE=teh pirate;36383184]Only ugly people get arrested[/QUOTE]

Looks like you're next then

[sp] sorry [/sp]

[R E D L I N E]

[QUOTE=bluesky;36383272]I beg to differ.
[/QUOTE]

How could you forget about [B]BILL GATES[/B]

[img]http://i.solidfiles.net/3ce5cf3536.jpg[/img]

[Chicken_Chaser]

[QUOTE=AJisAwesome15;36383156]for the love of god why does everyone's mugshot look SO awful[/QUOTE]

shitty cameras, shitty angles, shitty lighting

[dass]

Remember that guy who I think hid drugs in his ass?
He had a huge smile, as if he was higher than a cloud.

[Reserved Parkin]

[QUOTE=mobrockers2;36383283]That does not look good.[/QUOTE]

Nothing Alcohol can't fix.

[Jinx Spinx]

[img]http://www.mugshots.net/booker_t/bookert.jpg[/img]

[Grenadiac]

[QUOTE=bluesky;36383272][IMG]http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/flod5xucjs__oPt.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Is that Ainsley?

[Jinx Spinx]

[QUOTE=teh pirate;36384324]Is that Ainsley?[/QUOTE]

It's Pretty Boy Floyd Mayweather.

[myon]

Won't someone think about the stuffed animals instead of mugshots?!

THINK ABOUT THE STUFFED ANIMALS!

[Dakarun]

[QUOTE=teh pirate;36384324]Is that Ainsley?[/QUOTE]

[img]http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/food/ic/food_1x1_304/chefs/ainsley_harriott_1x1.jpg[/img]
Lets see...

Yup, that's totally him. No doubt.

[Grenadiac]

[QUOTE=Dakarun;36384654][img]http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/food/ic/food_1x1_304/chefs/ainsley_harriott_1x1.jpg[/img]
Lets see...

Yup, that's totally him. No doubt.[/QUOTE]

Huh? What's Will Smith got to do with this?

[Gmod4ever]

[quote=article]If only he could be content [b]taking Fozzie Bear to poundtown[/b] in the privacy of his own home, none of this would have happened.[/quote]

[b]GOD DAMN IT![/b] I don't need those fucking visuals!

[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/8416055/FacepunchEmots/Gonk.gif[/img]

[Healthpoint]

[QUOTE=bluesky;36383272]I beg to differ.

[IMG]http://media.journalinteractive.com/images/122198364_drunkdriver.gif[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/flod5xucjs__oPt.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

The black guy looks pretty good.

But that woman...

[escher]

[quote] taking Fozzie Bear to poundtown [/quote]

PFHAHAHAHAHA

[MountainWatcher]

That article's writing was damn hilarious.

[HazeFyer23]

[QUOTE=teh pirate;36384324]Is that Ainsley?[/QUOTE]

No, it's professional boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr.

and I hate him

[A big fat ass]

The teddy bear must have seduced him.

[DentalDoctor]

[QUOTE=bluesky;36383272]I beg to differ.[IMG]http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/flod5xucjs__oPt.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

It's funny because he gets payed to get his face [b]beat the fuck up[/b] and vice versa apparently

[ayejayjay]

[QUOTE=teh pirate;36384802]Huh? What's Will Smith got to do with this?[/QUOTE]

are you blind, that's obviously morgan freeman

[BrickInTheHead]

[QUOTE=bluesky;36383272][IMG]http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/flod5xucjs__oPt.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

president obama got arrested??

[Frankiscool!]

[QUOTE=BrickInHead;36385539]president obama got arrested??[/QUOTE]

That's bill cosby

[lavacano]

[QUOTE=bluesky;36383272][IMG]http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/flod5xucjs__oPt.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Gary Motherfucking Coleman

[Death_God]

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[TheNikkoMan]

Am I the only one who read the title as "[B]Obi Wan[/B] Arrested for Having Sex With a Teddy Bear... Again?"

Made me wonder if I had missed some scenes from Star Wars..