Russia greenlights development of new Heavy ICBMs, confirms order of Combat Aircraft - Polidicks

[URL]http://m.lenta.ru/news/2014/12/16/sarmat/[/URL] [URL]http://itar-tass.com/armiya-i-opk/1648653[/URL] dat defense spending. [quote="Google Translate"] In addition, UAC plans in 2015 to produce and transmit to the troops on state defense orders over 105 different aircraft. "There is a total probability that the plan the state defense order in 2014 will be 100%. The plan for 2015 even higher than the figures of the year - more than 105 aircraft," - said Goncharenko. In 2011, 19 aircraft were delivered, and every year the number of aircraft for the Armed Forces doubled. In 2013, the KLA put troops in combat and 68 combat training aircraft and 1 transport aircraft. "This year we have planned to supply about 100 combat, military transport aircraft and special. At the moment, the plan deliveries made by 80%," - he said. [/quote] [img]http://i.imgur.com/4oopg.jpg[/img]

So India wins World War III?

[f22]x[t50] is just perfect. Also, finally, a new icbm. Just what we need now!

Comrade Putin shall deliver.

Welcome back to the Cold War! Anyone know how long it will be until Russia breaks the atmospheric test ban?

This is just what Russia needs now that its economy has collapsed. Well done Comrade Putin!

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[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;46732706]This is just what Russia needs now that its economy has collapsed. Well done Comrade Putin![/QUOTE] Hey, we also returning those motherfuckers. [img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/62/RT-23_ICBM_complex_in_Saint_Petersburg_museum.jpg/640px-RT-23_ICBM_complex_in_Saint_Petersburg_museum.jpg[/img] "[I]I'd stimulate [B]my[/B] economy with that erry day.[/I]"

[QUOTE=karimatrix;46733306]Hey, we also returning those motherfuckers. [img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/62/RT-23_ICBM_complex_in_Saint_Petersburg_museum.jpg/640px-RT-23_ICBM_complex_in_Saint_Petersburg_museum.jpg[/img] "[I]I'd stimulate [B]my[/B] economy with that erry day.[/I]"[/QUOTE] Ribbed for her pleasure. Her being the Motherland.

[QUOTE=karimatrix;46733306]Hey, we also returning those motherfuckers. [img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/62/RT-23_ICBM_complex_in_Saint_Petersburg_museum.jpg/640px-RT-23_ICBM_complex_in_Saint_Petersburg_museum.jpg[/img] "[I]I'd stimulate [B]my[/B] economy with that erry day.[/I]"[/QUOTE] Then your train enters a tunnel.

[QUOTE=karimatrix;46733306]Hey, we also returning those motherfuckers. [img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/62/RT-23_ICBM_complex_in_Saint_Petersburg_museum.jpg/640px-RT-23_ICBM_complex_in_Saint_Petersburg_museum.jpg[/img] "[I]I'd stimulate [B]my[/B] economy with that erry day.[/I]"[/QUOTE] It looks like a tiny castle.

[QUOTE=bravehat;46733408]It looks like a tiny castle.[/QUOTE] Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your U-235

We won't have food to eat, but at least we will have planes to fly.

[QUOTE=karimatrix;46733306]Hey, we also returning those motherfuckers. [img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/62/RT-23_ICBM_complex_in_Saint_Petersburg_museum.jpg/640px-RT-23_ICBM_complex_in_Saint_Petersburg_museum.jpg[/img] "[I]I'd stimulate [B]my[/B] economy with that erry day.[/I]"[/QUOTE] Ah yes the untrackable untraceable train launched ICBMs that we pretty much know where they are

[QUOTE=karimatrix;46733306]Hey, we also returning those motherfuckers. [img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/62/RT-23_ICBM_complex_in_Saint_Petersburg_museum.jpg/640px-RT-23_ICBM_complex_in_Saint_Petersburg_museum.jpg[/img] "[I]I'd stimulate [B]my[/B] economy with that erry day.[/I]"[/QUOTE] Haven't they been in service since 1987? Didn't even know that railway based ICBM's are only a recent development. Back to the topic, where the hell is Putin going to get the money to finance all of this weapons procurement & development programs? If he's doing it to try and stimulate the economy - it could end up being a bit sticky... but then again the West already is considering some measures of trying to get ahead of them.

[QUOTE=Bat-shit;46733401]Then your train enters a tunnel.[/QUOTE] that's kind of the point, they can use tunnels as shelters against nuclear counterbattery fires

He meant that if the train enters the tunnel [B]with the rocket prepared for launch[/B].

[QUOTE=WorkingRobot;46735795]He meant that the train enters the tunnel [B]with the rocket prepared for launch[/B].[/QUOTE] I think that was never really pointed out because we assume that Russian ICBM operators aren't so catastrophically retarded that they would try to put the train in a tunnel with the missile ready for launch.

[QUOTE=bravehat;46735805]I think that was never really pointed out because we assume that Russian ICBM operators aren't so catastrophically retarded that they would try to put the train in a tunnel with the missile ready for launch.[/QUOTE] I know that It doesn't sound even mildly funny, unlike Bat-shit. I just pointed out the misunderstanding.

Better break out my copy of Threads.

[QUOTE=bravehat;46735805]I think that was never really pointed out because we assume that Russian ICBM operators aren't so catastrophically retarded that they would try to put the train in a tunnel with the missile ready for launch.[/QUOTE] Catastropically retarded is my new favourite pair of words. [editline]17th December 2014[/editline] [t]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/62/RT-23_ICBM_complex_in_Saint_Petersburg_museum.jpg/640px-RT-23_ICBM_complex_in_Saint_Petersburg_museum.jpg[/t] Prepare for a mouth full of сперма America, Putin wants his economy back

[QUOTE=FurrehFaux;46735982] сперма America[/QUOTE] Dude, i don't know what you were trying to say, but this sounds hilariously horrendous.

[QUOTE=antianan;46736082]Dude, i don't know what you were trying to say, but this sounds hilariously horrendous.[/QUOTE] "sperma america" sounds like a fancy condiment.

[QUOTE=FurrehFaux;46735982]Prepare for a mouth full of сперма America, Putin wants his economy back[/QUOTE] You just wrote "sperm" into Google Translate, didn't you?

[QUOTE=just-a-boy;46741534]You just wrote "sperm" into Google Translate, didn't you?[/QUOTE] [quote]Prepare for a mouth full of кашалот America, Putin wants his economy back[/quote] Most likely it was 'cum', at least that Google knows only one translation of.

Actually I wrote semen

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[QUOTE=trotskygrad;46732524] [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/4oopg.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I understand none of this

[QUOTE=karimatrix;46733306]Hey, we also returning those motherfuckers. [img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/62/RT-23_ICBM_complex_in_Saint_Petersburg_museum.jpg/640px-RT-23_ICBM_complex_in_Saint_Petersburg_museum.jpg[/img] "[I]I'd stimulate [B]my[/B] economy with that erry day.[/I]"[/QUOTE] Is that a 4 megaton nuclear warhead or are you just happy to see me?

[img]http://i.imgur.com/S08cMsA.jpg[/img] [B]"Delivery of products to the Russian shops is suspended"[/B] Der Putin when will you blow up merica in peace and gibe fud? Wit lube, Igor