PETA: Eating chicken will give your son a small dick

[matt.ant]

Women who eat chicken while pregnant give birth to boys with smaller penises, according to 'shock-tactic' animal rights group Peta.

[URL]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2410057/Pregnant-women-eat-chicken-wings-sons-small-genitals-claim-pressure-group-PETA.html[/URL]

[evilweazel]

god damn it mom

[koeniginator]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[editline]dicks[/editline]

ninja'd

[gooooooooooogle]

i read the title as "eating children will give your son a small dick"

[Water-Marine]

I love how "shocking" PETA is trying to be despite losing all of their credibility.

[Skyward]

Sorry, future son.

You ain't gonna hang

[Laputa]

Surprisded the daily aMail isn't actually believing it

[Skyward]

Also... Chicken? Dick-size?

There's a racist joke in here somewhere...

[gooooooooooogle]

[QUOTE=Skyward;42067166]Also... Chicken? Dick-size?

There's a racist joke in here somewhere...[/QUOTE]

maybe it works the other way around for black people????

[Jacknife]

[QUOTE=Skyward;42067166]Also... Chicken? Dick-size?

There's a racist joke in here somewhere...[/QUOTE]

no there isnt

[Dr.Critic]

[QUOTE=Primigenes;42067196]Yeah there is
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xjPD2et.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Wuh-wow.

Wow.

[Skyward]

[QUOTE=Primigenes;42067196]Yeah there is
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xjPD2et.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Found it!

[Jacknife]

[QUOTE=Primigenes;42067196]Yeah there is
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xjPD2et.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

fucking roger

[Trogdon]

What if I am the father and I eat chicken after he is born will his dick still shrink telepathically?

[🐉 Big D King G]

[QUOTE=Trogdon;42067287]What if I am the father and I eat chicken after he is born will his dick still shrink telepathically?[/QUOTE]

Yes.

[dass]

Either my mom didn't eat any chicken while she was pregnant with me, or this thing is a fucking lie.
I know where I'm gonna place my bets...

[The Maestro]

So...What does one eat to give their child a large dick? If PETA told us that they'd probably be on a whole lot of other people's good side.

[shadowsX]

hmm if only Tesco kept their horse meat a secret

[ThePuska]

I've also heard that eating the hearts of your enemies gives you their strength.

[Simski]

I call bullshit, my mom loves the stuff

[EmperorScorpious]

That's my son's issue, not mine to deal with :v:

Title should have been "Eating cock gives kids small cocks"

[Awesomecaek]

If you eat vegetables only, your daughter will have flat chest.

True fact.

[Dead Madman]

Hey PETA here's a hypothesis for you

killing animals kills them and also contradicts your company's goal

how about that shit

[Ravenholme]

[QUOTE=dass;42067492]Either my mom didn't eat any chicken while she was pregnant with me, or this thing is a fucking lie.
I know where I'm gonna place my bets...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Simski;42067878]I call bullshit, my mom loves the stuff[/QUOTE]

Yes guys, I think we could work out that PETA is talking out their ass without you having to re-affirm the huge size of your packages to the internet

[Chaohord]

What if I have a daughter?

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Curses, foiled again

[Snickerdoodle]

Peta is always criticizing guys' meat.

[JumpinJackFlash]

[QUOTE=ThePuska;42067875]I've also heard that eating the hearts of your enemies gives you their strength.[/QUOTE]And their tasty courage.

I've confirmed this as fact.

[Inspector Jones]

GOD DAMN YOU CHICKEN! NO WONDER IT'S SO SM...

I mean*Coughs*everything is fine here.

[Glorbo]

I don't see how that's a problem
My two inch tower of power never failed me before

[Curls]

but not eating meat makes you a pussy

small dick or you're a pussy

pick 1