North Korea threaten's Final Doom to United States - Polidicks

[QUOTE]Pyongyang is no longer willing to engage in talks with Washington, North Korea’s top military body said in a statement Wednesday, saying that “final doom” awaits the United States. “It is the decision of the army and people of the DPRK to no longer have a need or willingness to sit at the negotiating table with the US, since the latter seeks to stamp out the ideology of the former and ‘bring down’ its social system,” reads a statement from the National Defence Commission (NDC) published by North Korea’s national news agency. Likening the United States to “gangster-like imperialists,” the NDC, headed by the country’s supreme leader Kim Jong-un, stated that North Korea, also known as the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK), would respond to any US attacks with its own “preeminent” warfare.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.turkishweekly.net/news/179748/north-korea-rejects-negotiations-with-us-warns-of-final-doom.html[/url]

Is that the new doom game? Can't wait. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("dumb snipe" - dai))[/highlight]

is north korea still trying jesus christ

Is it that time of year again already?

[quote]Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK), would respond to any US attacks with its own “preeminent” warfare.[/quote] lmao preeminent. bro estonia could take you on

They sound pretty serious this time. Not sure if I should rate funny o.o Also: "It is the decision of the army and people of the DPRK" "people of the DPRK" Sure. The D standing for democratic seems way off anyway. NK is weird.

[QUOTE=FLIPPY;47073449]Is that the new doom game? Can't wait.[/QUOTE] You're late to the punchline. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/02/Final_Doom_Coverart.png[/img] But in all seriousness, "gangster-like imperialists"? They're really trying to come up with new terms to degrade us, aren't they?

Another year, another threat from North Korea Let's see if they're actually gonna do something more than spout words after words after words

[QUOTE=MyAlt91;47073467]They sound pretty serious this time.[/QUOTE] Serious? They're the nation equivalent of a shitty toddler who cries for hours when told to have a bath

I don't understand, what got them to throw a tantrum this time? Because the US declined North Korea's invitation to send a diplomat?

[QUOTE=MyAlt91;47073467]They sound pretty serious this time. Not sure if I should rate funny o.o Also: "It is the decision of the army and people of the DPRK" "people of the DPRK" Sure. The D standing for democratic seems way off anyway. NK is weird.[/QUOTE]in case you haven't noticed, "democratic people's republics" aren't democratic republics for the people.

I think North Korea needs a hobby other than viciously dick waving at every chance they get.

[QUOTE=MyAlt91;47073467]They sound pretty serious this time. Not sure if I should rate funny o.o Also: "It is the decision of the army and people of the DPRK" "people of the DPRK" Sure. The D standing for democratic seems way off anyway. NK is weird.[/QUOTE] There's this running gag among dictators that any authoritarian country's gotta have Democratic in it.

I've been watching this soap opera for 5 years, edge of my seat the whole way

[QUOTE=Kegan;47073531]I think North Korea needs a hobby other than viciously dick waving at every chance they get.[/QUOTE] Didn't they have a quiet spell at the end of last year when they even said they would consider talking with the south. If thats the case I wonder what set them off again.

[QUOTE=Kegan;47073531]I think North Korea needs a hobby other than viciously dick waving at every chance they get.[/QUOTE] they also brutalise their people with upmost contempt

Sometimes I feel as if Kim's government is like a bag with a few flaccid, floppy cocks inside of it Every once in a while, he likes to wave it around, trying to prove to the world that he's as competent a leader as his predecessors, while the rest of the world kind of rolls their eyes and ignores them, due to the harder, more erect cocks in their bags. Kim knows that our cocks are better at penetration than his flaccid ones, but still whips them around sometimes in an effort to stay relevant on the nuclear scene - they know that if they try screwing us with flaccid cocks, they'd essentially be asking for harder cocks to penetrate them. Plus, his people are getting more and more fed up with their leader's flaccid cocks, especially in areas outside of Pyongyang, where black market stuff and better means of communication are becoming more common and accessible. They want their cocks hard, stiff, and manageable, not small, floppy, and incompetent. Not to mention that the people don't see him as so much of a Godlike figure as they did for his father and grandfather - even some of his officials have been recorded as saying "who the fuck is this kid lol"

[quote]'The US had better clearly know that the [B]DPRK's smaller, precision and diversified nuclear striking means[/B] and ground, naval, underwater, air and cyber warfare means will be used' the NDC said in the statement.[/quote] Uhuh.... If you could actually reliably get a warhead to an intended target that might have been a credible claim. The US can put a Minute man III or a trident within 50m of almost any location on the planet. It is unlikely that you could put a IRBM/ICBM 50m beyond the silo. It's kinda sad really... It's like watching a IRL Kerbal Space Program.

Everytime NK issues a threat it just sounds like they've been watching too much melodramatic anime. FINAL DOOM! wtf is final doom? Is there an initial doom? So melodramatic. They can't even do politics without sounding like 14 year olds.

Does this mean North Korea is going to continue their war on the pacific ocean? Soon they shall fire more munitions and rockets into it then ever. Their threats are about as creditable as some 5 year olds fighting in school, aside from the legitimate threat to some of South Korea.

I love it how they act like this, and they get food aid from the us and other countries. Of course most of it doesn't get distributed..

[QUOTE=EcksDee;47073466]lmao preeminent. bro estonia could take you on[/QUOTE] Lets do it, bruh. USA & Estonia touching tips against a common foe!

They are just honey dipping us!

[QUOTE=Futashy;47074853]They are just honey dipping us![/QUOTE] *Honeydicking.

[QUOTE=FLIPPY;47073449]Is that the new doom game? Can't wait. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("dumb snipe" - dai))[/highlight][/QUOTE] Wow some of the bans I've seen recently are just downright uncalled for.

Kinda wish the interview was real so north korea would become a better place.

I have a theory that North Koreans think the world is much smaller than it is or simply think that North Korea is larger than it is, so all the "missile tests" are real attempts to bomb someone but they're really massively undercalculating the distance.

I can't help but call North Korea 'cute'

[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;47075094]Wow some of the bans I've seen recently are just downright uncalled for.[/QUOTE] Jokes aren't allowed on Facepunch anymore.

All Jong-Un had to do was not do what he did. The entire country had an opportunity right after Jong-Il's death. They could've gotten away with a 180* and tried to fix things. And they wasted it. They fucking wasted it in favor of the same old shit.