What you will need:
A sink with a garbage disposal
Painkillers, and lots of them.
A lemon
Step 1. Inspect garbage disposal. Make sure the blades are sharp and it is in good working order.
Step 2. Take all the painkillers.
Step 3. Wait for the painkillers to take effect. You are going to need them
Step 4. Turn on the water in the sink.
Step 5. Turn on the garbage disposal
Step 6. Stick hand in garbage disposal.
Info: If everything went right, and the pain killers took effect, you should feel nothing
Step 7. Take hand out after 1 minute
Step 8. Let the water run for exactly 56.3 seconds. No more, No less.
Step 9. Let's freshen up shall we? Put the lemon in the garbage disposal and turn that fucker on.
Wallah! No more pesky fingers!
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I tried this and to this day irggrraeraer
These are great guides, keep em coming.
I have a garbage disposal... but I like my hands.
I thought you were going to use the lemon to put on your cuts.
Stop spamming the GD with this shit.
i dont own a garbage disposal :(
I use a cleaver. Works a charm.
[QUOTE=Super_Poo;21518910]I use a cleaver. Works a charm.[/QUOTE]
Make a tutorial!
Zstar Electronic Co.Ltd, we sell fire cards for DS/NDSL/NDSi, we also have Wii, DSiLL, NDSi, NDSL, PSP2000, PSP3000, PS2, PS3, PSP go, PSP, Xbox360 accessories
[url]www.zstar.hk[/url]
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[QUOTE=zstarsales04;21518936]Zstar Electronic Co.Ltd, we sell fire cards for DS/NDSL/NDSi, we also have Wii, DSiLL, NDSi, NDSL, PSP2000, PSP3000, PS2, PS3, PSP go, PSP, Xbox360 accessories
[url]www.zstar.hk[/url][/QUOTE]
Fuck you too.
Cool, i'll try and do this some time
[QUOTE=zstarsales04;21518936]Zstar Electronic Co.Ltd, we sell fire cards for DS/NDSL/NDSi, we also have Wii, DSiLL, NDSi, NDSL, PSP2000, PSP3000, PS2, PS3, PSP go, PSP, Xbox360 accessories
[url]www.zstar.hk[/url][/QUOTE]
Hahaha why did I laugh at this.
[QUOTE=zstarsales04;21518936]Zstar Electronic Co.Ltd, we sell fire cards for DS/NDSL/NDSi, we also have Wii, DSiLL, NDSi, NDSL, PSP2000, PSP3000, PS2, PS3, PSP go, PSP, Xbox360 accessories
[url]www.zstar.hk[/url][/QUOTE]
This is a thread about chopping off your hand, doubt they'd be interested in your 2 HANDED DEVICES.
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Wallah! No more pesky fingers![/QUOTE]
ARGH the ONLY spelling mistake I despise, it's 'voila' not WALLAH!!!!!
[QUOTE=gnoob;21519217]ARGH the ONLY spelling mistake I despise, it's 'voila' not WALLAH!!!!![/QUOTE]
Guess it was to much work for one hand.
Thanks man I've been looking for this guide all over the internet.
Blenders are better, afterwards you can pour your limbs down the sink.
Will it blend?
Tried this the other day, now all I have are gers.
hey guys I got my hand stuck what to do
Hy gys thi orked!
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Get it, cause I only have one hand, haaaaaaaa
[QUOTE=Sgt Pringles;21519839]hey guys I got my hand stuck what to do[/QUOTE]
Cut it off.
[QUOTE=Ohforf;21520633]I've always wanted to see somebody sticking their penis into that garbage disposal thing[/QUOTE]
Rule 34. LOL.
I passed out from the painkillers before I could turn the garbage disposal on.
Shit guide.
Why is this in GD? Go to Fast Threads.
You better make a follow-up on how to masturbate with a hook...
[QUOTE=Vinze;21521206]You better make a follow-up on how to masturbate with a hook...[/QUOTE]
You fucking serious?
How can you not masturbate with a hook?
I want a garbage disposal now.
Did you get this idea of some horrible movie?
I saw it on tv the other month...
wtf is garbage disposal???? is it like a bin lorry?
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